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Wu Mengda's death Relive Wu Mengda's classic funny lines and quotations

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1. Shit! You're a shit!

2, yes, this move is called invincible hot wheel.

3. Uncle Da: Ah! You cut my thigh!"

4, like this kind of request, I have never seen in my life.

5, so hurt my wife, I died for you.

6, Wu Mengda: Miss Jian does not recommend me to soak you!

7, pig head does not sell! Do you want a pig whip?

8, heck, I've never heard of such a request in my life

9, for love, even if you disfigure me ~ it is worth it!

10, if my wife has so much milk from you, I am not afraid of not having milk to drink.

11, for the female death for the female death, for the female to go to the examination of The Yuanlang! hero!

12, fight and kill you to find someone else, I am highly educated.

13, I correspond left for three years both pen pals suddenly met me!

14, confused, mo nai nai mo, your mother

Wu Mengda's death Relive Wu Mengda's classic funny lines and quotations

15, Wu Mengda: Yes, if your father does not suggest.

16, if there is no ideal for being a person, what is the difference between that and salted fish.

17, high labor, good welfare, distinctive uniforms, factory car transfer.

18, fight and kill you to find someone else, I am highly educated.

19 The gods and immortals have ascended to heaven again. kindness!? Why should I say it again!

20, I never hit a woman, you are the first woman I want to hit.

21, dare to love people do not dare to love, taste different, I admire you!

22, in a word, but shows the self-esteem and determination of a small person.

23, help the Lord, go home, take a shower at night, don't run around.

24 Righteousness is used to speak, not to do, but love is to be done.

25, he told me to fight, such a request I have never seen in my life.

26. Wu Mengda: Son, who bullied you? Stephen Chow: I'm bullying others!

Wu Mengda's death Relive Wu Mengda's classic funny lines and quotations

27, Shaolin Football: Xie Xian said: I don't know you yet, you are greedy.

28 Sweeping the floor is nothing more than my superficial work, and my true identity is that of a research monk.

29, I have made movies with Jackie Chan, do you want to tell you this? What's so great!

30, Wu Mengda: dare to love people do not dare to love, taste different, daddy I admire you!

31, Wu Mengda: Then does his family have money, does it have status, is it qualified enough for you to bully?

32, I can't think of any other way to express my inner excitement and admiration for you than singing.

33. Zhou Xingchi: Yihong Courtyard is like a frost girl. Wu Mengda: Huh?! prostitute?! Stephen Chow: What's wrong?

34 I have ascended to heaven. I leaned on, and I ascended to heaven again, so why did I use it again? Wife, come out and see God.

35, Wu Mengda: Good! Die for the female, go to the exam for the female! hero! Dare to ask whose woman is it?

36, ask what is the world's love, teach life and death to agree, whimper, peck, pease,

37, Wu Mengda said: Yes, I am greedy. Not just me, my entire team is greedy. But not this check, it's the national champion!

38, once killed countless monsters that invaded the earth, and those tyrant dinosaurs, in the seventies once fanned a few teenagers, I tell you it's fake.

39, Zhou Xingchi: Father, I want to go to the Beijing Examination Wu Zhuangyuan. Wu Mengda (excitedly): Son! We at Suchahar's house have been waiting for you for 20 years!

40, I am a person who has always been weak in fame and fortune, and hates others the most for selling fame and reputation, in fact, Bruce Lee and I are basically brothers (take out a photo of him and Bruce Lee). Will I tell you?

Wu Mengda's death Relive Wu Mengda's classic funny lines and quotations

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