If you want to find a breaking news piece each around the international competition day and the other day, the following two will definitely be at the top.
On March 21, only one of the five major leagues conceded four goals, and his name was Real Madrid.
On April 2, only one team in the Premier League conceded four goals, his name was Chelsea.
I don't know whether it is a pity or a difficult brother, anyway, fate has put the two of them together to solve a mathematical problem: how many Brentfords is one Barça equivalent to?
Perhaps afraid that his London brother Little Bee would be compared to others, Tuchel adopted a much more exciting tactic than eliminating Real Madrid last year.
First, he abandoned last year's well-developed counter-attack tactics, with three centre-backs all at high, including a turtle-speed Christensen.
Second, after Jorginho was in charge of staying, Kante invested much more in attack than in defense, and the area was on the right.
Third, AZP played a left wing-back, and the attack relied heavily on right wing-back Rees James.
In short, Tuchel sacrificed a tactic of screwing himself: a turbo engine in the front, a bicycle chain in the back, a fear of counterattack but let Kanter move forward indefinitely, and two-wheel drive put both drive wheels on the right... The end result is that you drop the chain and run off.
After the first five minutes of tentativeness, Real Madrid quickly discovered chelsea's problem - since AZP did not have the ability to pass against the foot, Chelsea advanced by Kanter and Reese James on the right, as long as Tony or Modric could tuck the pass behind them in the counter-attack, then Real Madrid's left attack was reduced to Vinicius vs Christensen...
Real Madrid has been in the hard express for a long time, and it is rare to encounter such a tractor. In the 9th minute, The Bears' goalchair almost sent Chelsea fans into cardiac arrest, but that was really just the beginning. Because Chelsea's high-level tactics are to attack instead of defend, if the front attack is not efficient, the defense will always eat counterattack.
So what's the problem with Chelsea's attack?
First, Pulisic was in poor form, Havertz lacked support, and AZP's assists were substandard.
Second, according to Tuchel's original design, Chelsea's attack is James, Mount, Havertz, Pulisic, AZP to save Real Madrid's four-back. As a result, when the attack passed, Real Madrid also had a five-back, and there was a Valverde standing on the right wing-back...
Big brother, who are you?
Apparently, Tuchel didn't expect this at all. In the past five years, the three centre-backs have never been achieved by Real Madrid, because the three centre-backs need two sharp wing-backs, three tacit central defenders and a set of extremely running midfielders, which Real Madrid do not have. In the past three years, Real Madrid has twice come up with three centre-back emergencies without being ready for anything, two games are national derbys, and two games are net loss of 4 goals.
Therefore, the three centre-backs are a dark dish for Real Madrid, and Ancelotti does not dare to use them hastily, and Tuchel has not prepared much in this regard. Unexpectedly, Chef Ann made a compromise in order to defend the two wings of Chelsea: 4-3-3 on attack, 5-3-2 on the back, valverde's role switched back and forth.
The so-called ten years to grind a sword, five years to grind half cut. Unexpectedly, Real Madrid's half-hanging tactic actually succeeded.
After the opening 10 minutes, Chelsea's attack and defense were basically like this: AZP attacked, 82 defended, once from defense to attack, AZP and Giogenio could not catch up with 82 and Carvajal, as long as Chelsea's defensive center of gravity was tilted to protect, Real Madrid immediately shifted the ball to the left, allowing Vinicius to continue to torture Christensen...
After the two flanks opened, Chelsea's three centre-backs stood more and more scattered, revealing a behemoth in the middle – you don't know for a moment whether to call him Benzer Ultraman or the Benzer T-Rex.
In the 21st minute, Vinicius' cross from the bottom was met by Benzema's header.
In the 24th minute, Modric's diagonal pass from right to left was doubled by Benzema.com.
In just three minutes, Chelsea's left side was lost twice, and the moment Benzema attacked the goal, James did not even have time to return to the camera.
The only good news for Chelsea was that Havertz quickly retained the spark of victory with a header that was also recharged with hormones.
After half-time, Tuchel brought Ziyech and Kovacic together to replace Christensen and Kante. Swapping two attackers for two defensive players – apparently, at Stamford Bridge, Tuchel was ready to strike at home.
The next question is, who should blow the offensive horn?
We all know that most of the masters of the Feast of the Hongmen were called throwing cups and throwing cups, and five hundred swords and axemen rushed out to chop people up, and the crime of the sand monk being expelled from the Celestial Realm was to break the glass cup by mistake at the Peach Feast, so it seems...
Mendy: Needless to say, I'm the sand monk.
Yes, when the Chelsea players were not ready to sprint, Mendy smashed the cup with a misstep.
To be fair, Mendy's mistake really shouldn't have been. Because in the world of football, we have long known that there is a Karim legal ring - when the camera and the commentary seat are simultaneously gathered the four factors of the forcing Benzema, the single goalkeeper, Zhan Jun, and Zhang Lu, the goalkeeper will lower his mind on himself, silly and even.
Thus, between the electric light and flint, Benzema took in a world-class goalkeeper. After the game, Urreich, Karius, and Donnarumma pulled Mendy into the internal communication group, and the group name was called: Huge, Huge, Super Super Low...
However, fans who often watch the Premier League know that the African Cup of Nations in January broke the state of two Premier League stars, one is Salah and the other is Mendy, the former can't score the ball, and the latter always wants to assist. Mendy has been at a disadvantage on his feet lately, and the usual consequences of the demon are not serious, but this goal has poured out the morale that the Blues have just ignited.
Of course, two goals to chelsea is not out of the question, because real Madrid today has two big problems.
A. The ceremony midfield is already sunset red, and the control of the three people will drop significantly after 70 minutes.
B. In addition to Kur-Optimus Prime-Tuva, Real Madrid's air defense capabilities are basically at the level of poking aircraft with bamboo poles, and two weeks ago in the national derby, after Real Madrid's goal was poked with four holes, the world was worried about Barca replacing De Jong with a big airdrop.
So, the turning point came in the 64th minute. Chelsea replaced the 190cm Cheek and the 191cm Lukaku, and the Real Madrid side of Nacho replaced Militang, and the defensive height was reduced by 6cm. Between one in and one out, we have begun to expect the scene of dinosaur fights, dinosaurs eating people, and dinosaurs running around the house, and then this drama has been performed for 5 minutes and the fans feel that it is not right... Looking at it, Tuchel did not arrange any Jurassic movies, but instead put a plate of humanistic care for everyone.
Yes, Chelsea have towers but start playing more on their feet, and Lukaku has only had four touches in the last half hour on the pitch.
Of course, this approach is not difficult to understand. Because on the ground of the header, Lukaku was really sorry for his height. Inter has a famous line - "We have one fast, the high is Lautaro, the fast is Lukaku." "The same applies to Chelsea. When an AZP nanny cross was deflected by Romelu Lukaku, Chelsea barely picked up a high ball. Because everyone knows that after the cross skipped the top of Lukaku's head, you get nothing but a thumbs up.
Thankfully, after Real Madrid's midfield began to decline, Mount and Kovacic began to crush like bulldozers near the real madrid penalty area. Unfortunately, Chelsea's attack always hits a toe on the last pass and the last shot, and then it all starts all over again.
No way, Lukaku, who should have shot, couldn't get the ball, and Chick, who should have controlled the field, was possessed by the second uncle - he obviously has a fresh and exuberant physical bar, but he also doesn't fight for the top or wash the dirty ball, every time he takes the ball and fights, he has a twist and squeeze, big brother, you earn 2,000 yuan a month, don't you make a girlfriend is afraid that she will figure your money?
With two almost ineffective substitutions, Chelsea were ultimately powerless to return to heaven.
In the end, Chelsea swallowed a defeat and helplessly watched Benzema continue to seal the gods.
Regarding Benzema's performance of wearing a hat in two consecutive Champions League knockout matches, Ferdinand commented, "At the Ballon d'Or, Benzema's name should have been half engraved. ”
We can't know how much energy the "Benzer Half Horse" on the Ballon d'Or is now, we only know that since Cristiano Ronaldo left, from Bale to Hazard, from Jovic to Mariano, from Asensio to Vinicius... Benzema's partner changed stubble after stubble, some grew, some declined, only he stood in place, not moving.
He is 34 years old, but there is still no one to take his place. In real Madrid's front line, the nail household can no longer describe Benzema's style, he is basically an expansion screw.
So, in order to pay tribute to this great frontier mythical beast, at the end of this article, let us sing benzema's battle song "You Stomp You Hemp":
"Benzema, the lost front hoof, the apprentice in front of Mendy, the little Ruma of Karius, and a Ulreich..."