Meow ~
At ten o'clock in the morning on the last working day before the small holiday, the computer and brain of a small editor who was preparing for the holiday were still empty, after all, she had to carry the computer home if she could not finish writing on Monday....
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Song Qiuqiu, who passed by, said dismissively: "Pull it down quickly, cat Xiaobian makes it all desktops, and the back can't go home." ”
Looking at the cat xiaobian who scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and wanted to choose a topic, Song Qiuqiu's eyeballs turned to an idea: "Cans and cans change topics, why not do it?" ”
Cat Xiaobian was in a hurry to go to the doctor, "There is no problem with the transaction." ”
The god-nagging Song Qiu Qiu ran back to the small cloud platform, "Yu... I remember putting it here. Heck, I finally found it. “
After rummaging through the boxes and cabinets for half a day, Song Qiuqiu pulled out such a thing for the cat Xiaobian - it is said to be a magic lottery bag. Lottery bag in fact, many small editors have, their own, inside the cat curator's name, do not know who to write on the draw one, choose the topic, inspiration, ah, said not to come.
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"I'm different, this is what was left for me when some ancient time was made up, and there are a lot of moths in it." When you use it, you must concentrate on your breath, Dantian exerts force, and silently recites the mantra that has been given magic by the distance: Demon Zero Zero, Demon Zero, Tell me who can write? ”
Write whatever you want and you're done
Editor: "You're waiting for me to smoke one." After that, xiaobian concentrated on his breath, Dantian exerted his strength, and silently recited the spell that was given magic by the distance: Demon Zero Zero, Demon Zero, Tell me who can write? He drew a signature and opened his eyes nervously, and the signature was impressively written - "headlines".
“emmm... What's this? Like you ask me what I ate at noon? I said I ate like a meal, and I answered as if I didn't answer. ”
“emmm... As if there is something wrong with you pumping again without charging you extra cans of can money. ”
Looking at the portion of no additional cans, the cat Editor drew another one, and the result was that this time the "cans and cans" were drawn.
"Can this jar be worth your can?"
Hmmm...
"What about you when I scratch this?" This is a small prop, you smoke another protagonist cat, draw whoever draws it, writes who eats the can, and then smokes and smokes. ”
"Okay, give you another jar and I'll draw another lottery."
One hand to the can, the other hand to draw lots.
Cat Xiaobian is full of expectations to draw out a protagonist today, and opens it to see: "How can there be an agent's signature?" ”
"I suspect that the agent has been trying to make headlines for so many years, so he made a signature for you and put it in." Song Qiuqiu said with a crooked brain.
"Pull it down, have you ever seen an agent rush to the stage by himself, and think the bowl is not slippery enough?" This one doesn't count, I'll smoke another one, you can't overcharge my cans. ”
"Okay, then you can take another look, the last one."
Xiao Bian once again concentrated on his breath, Dan Tian exerted his strength, and silently recited the spell that was given magic by the distance: Demon Zero Zero, Demon Zero, tell me who can write? Drawing a name tag and opening his eyes nervously, this time drawing back the "small fish bag".
Nani??? Is it necessary to write a "broker carrying a small fish bag full of cans and makes headlines" on Monday? Publishing or stalling?
It felt outrageous
"Do you have the name tag of the cat curator in this bag?"
"If it's a fake bag, don't believe I'll grab one for you to see!" But let's start with a sign and you'll have to give me a can. "Song Qiu Qiu went down with one claw...
"Oh, so I still have to give 5 cans when you grab five pieces?" Looking at the spicy spicy does not bring such black. ”
"What's black?" Yun Duoduo, wearing pumpkins, Han Dimxiao, Song Qiuqiu, and a vest, all the governors and love saints are not there, this vest you want to write who wears who wears. ”
Better for me to wear
"This... I really can't write this lottery. "Cat Xiaobian feels as if he has built 10 cans and cans for nothing.
"Then I don't care, who told you that I don't have a cat name tag in my bag." Don't delay the time, if you don't write it, you really can't finish it! ”
Woohoo... Today's cat Xiaobian lost 8 cans!
Photo: Spectator shoveler
Editor's Copy: Guan Fu Hua