This story is a sketch adapted from NBA news, just to amuse everyone, don't spray if you don't like it!
[Lakers 108:116, lost to Pelicans]
James: Old Wa... What don't you want to say?
VOGEL: I don't want to! What do you want me to say?
James: 20 points ahead... I'm a bad foot again, Another nearly 40 points, a high shooting percentage, and another ...
Vogel: Janjan, I'm afraid your ankle injury will affect you, you should check it out again!
James: I'm talking about the game! race! Seeing that the playoffs are gone, you don't want to say something?
Vogel: We're running out of time, and the loss is really sad!
James: Yeah, if you lose like this, you really don't have much time! But I'm even sadder that Tartar is back! I don't understand, as soon as I come up, I will be lucky, and when I get into the pile of people, I will blindly throw a few throws and blind a few passes! As soon as he returned, the good chemistry he had just established was destroyed! Why don't you dare to put him DNP?
Vogel: Janjan, you have to understand my hard heart!
James: Your hard work, what hard heart do you have? As long as you are regularly leading by more than 20 points and being overturned, I really can't save you!
Vogel: Janjan, that's exactly what I'm trying to do! I ask you, why did we lose these two seasons? Isn't it because of the "demolition of the beams"? I am used to coaching defensive players, but the management is afraid that your right to speak is too strong, so I sent away all the defenses that can be defended, and I can stay alive! I really can't play this deck of cards! To put it bluntly, you simply can't win a championship with such a lineup... They don't have championship qualities at all! You know I'm running out of time, so all I can do is make Turtle and Tucker lose when they're there! When I leave, take them with me!
James: You're... Learning to blow yourself up?
Vogel: Exactly! This is a desperate backwater, it is better to throw more broken copper and rotten iron, and simply splash her leftovers!
Tucker: Wow Shuai, I'm not rude when you say that, I didn't play well today! 0 errors on 3-of-4 shooting! Super high hit rate!
Vogel: Yeah, I lost as soon as I came back, can I not hit a lot of money? Anyway, there is not much time, you always keep playing!
James: It seems that this season will also brush up on the scoring king...