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1
I'm a liar.
He is the most powerful liar in the circle of celebrities in Beijing.
Since my debut, I have been in the top three of the Beijing Deception List.
I once spent two months to pocket all the 4,000 private money of more than thirty famous women, which is a model in the industry.
The specific operation is not difficult, that is, to borrow a false identity, such as pretending to be the only daughter of the soldier waiter who rarely appears in Beijing, and then befriending so many little sisters who are stupid and have a lot of money, giving them a few pieces of beautiful wood of different shapes, and falsely claiming that this wood comes from the western region, the profit is huge, and it is absolutely stable to make money with me.
When I heard that there was money to be made, each of them immediately gave me twenty-two, and I returned ten taels of silver to them the next day, saying that it was a dividend earned from selling wood.
Seeing that they could earn so much, these little sisters kept investing more until five hundred taels, and then sat silly at home waiting for me to share the money...
And I had already spent all the four thousand three hundred taels of silver I had earned, and I was ready to run away by patting my ass.
If you make enough money and don't run, sooner or later you will be broken by someone, which is the experience summed up by countless predecessors.
I hadn't figured out where to go, but someone was going to introduce me to a bigger rich man.
If you have money, you can't earn a king and a bastard, and you can't die if you delay for one more day.
That's it!
But the man in the seat told me that he was honro, the soldier waiter.
Good you liar, how dare you lie to me this liar?
Bingbu Waiter has been sick for more than ten days, and he has not gone to the court, do you really not watch the news of the court when I cheat?
But the next second, he actually showed his official seal!
With that flawless material, I really couldn't fool myself into saying it was fake.
The soldier waiter gave me three options, the first of which was to pay back the money.
But I have three or two pieces of silver slag left on me.
The second option is to squat in jail.
But to go to jail for four thousand taels would take about one hundred and fifty years.
So, I sat in the palace and drank millet porridge.
Because the third choice was to enter the palace for the only daughter of the soldier who had quietly eloped with someone.
2
In fact, there is nothing wrong with entering the palace.
First of all, the emperor is very good-looking, and the kind of good-looking that people and gods are indignant about, I definitely do not lose.
Secondly, the concubines were not in high positions, and the emperor was usually very busy, and he could not see the shadow at all, so he did not have to worry about the problem of palace fighting.
Third, the degree of food and clothing in the palace can also be regarded as readily available, and I no longer have to worry about my livelihood, and I have seriously rested for a while.
merely......
The emperor had a big problem.
He slammed the door.
He only let us eat two meals a day and it was vegan. It was hard to see some meat, but the meat was actually thinner than my hair!
Are you hungry and stupid?
Is it necessary to show your proud knife work at such a time?
I knew that when I entered the palace, I could only eat these things, and I should have chosen to go to jail in the first place!
I don't know if I was hallucinating from hunger, but I actually smelled roast chicken that night.
Steaming, fragrant, fat roast chicken thighs!
But no sooner had I taken two bites than a deafening cry rang out in my ears:
"Chicken thighs! My chicken thighs! Five or two silver chicken thighs! ”
Five or two pieces of silver? Five or two can buy two hundred live chickens!
But the eunuch named Xiaochuanzi kept talking about how hard it was to bring food back from outside the palace, and insisted that I had to pay him five or two pieces of silver.
Well, isn't it five or two pieces of silver, I lose!
I......
Can't afford to lose ah...
3
The emperor who slammed the door even gave the jewelry gilded, which was not worth anything at all.
And the soldier waiter was even more excessive, directly giving me brass jewelry as a dowry, and even refusing to plate a layer of gold.
It's all poor stuff.
Ogawako is also a greedy person, trying his best to transfer to my temple, and asks in my ear every day when to pay back the money.
If I have money to pay back, can I not pay it back if I have silver?
Am I the old Laipi who owes money and doesn't pay it back?
I think at the beginning, all I threw out was a silver ticket of one hundred and two silver, who cares about this little five or two dollars!
Wait, how did I fall so depraved?
I am also a figure who deceives the world, how can I leave my past achievements behind as soon as I enter the palace?
Decided that a happy life is still to be created by yourself!
"Xiao Chuanzi, would you give me ten pieces of silver?" Xiao Chuanzi nodded excitedly at me at the speed of mashing garlic.
"But you have to do something for me."
"Don't say one, as long as there is silver, I will do a hundred!" That night, I asked Xiao Chuanzi to get some rotten pieces of wood, and after carving something casually, I carried them to the other concubines the next day.
There is a saying that "one trick is eaten all over the sky", see how I deceive the little fairy goddess of the world, how to deceive different people in the same way.
"Sister, this marriage wood is carved by Master Ah Wu outside the palace, a piece is worth a hundred gold, I was carrying it before, only to wait for the good news that the emperor sent me into the palace, I believe that as long as I wear it in the future, I will be able to walk in peace." I have a relationship with my sister, can I give it to my sister? The sister only needed to give thirty-two pieces of joy money. ”
I blinked my big eyes, striving to achieve innocence without dead ends in all directions.
"Does this really work?" The concubine was half-convinced, and I immediately gave a strong dose of medicine: "If it is useless, you will return it to me in six months, and then I will spend fifty taels to buy it back." ”
Metaphysics adds the attribute of making steady profits and not losing money, and I do not believe that anyone will not be moved.
Even if you are so miserable that you have not been pampered once in six months, if you want to ask me to refund the money, then I will not recognize the account.
Seeing that the concubine was still hesitating, Xiao Chuanzi directly took an arrow step and fell to her knees beside me: "Niangniang can't do it!" That's your top-secret means of competing for favors! You are equivalent to posting money to send ah! ”
Oh, this heart-rending roar almost deafened my ears.
Boy, you're very acting.
Seeing that the noble concubine was still hesitating, I hurriedly made a look of righteousness and awe.
"I have a relationship with my sister, and I must help my sister!"
"What if this marriage wood is what I used to ask for with a hundred taels of gold?"
"Fate is the most important, I must give it to my good sister!"
"No way!" In the cry of Xiao Chuanzi, thirty-two pieces of silver were successfully obtained.
On that day, Xiao Chuanzi howled a total of nine times, none of which lost his hand, and by the time he counted the money at night, his eyes were about to glow green.
I was not a stingy person, and immediately gave him fifty taels, and Xiao Chuanzi's crying snot bubbles all ran out, and then turned his head and brought back a dozen pieces of wood for me.
With such a good teammate, it is really difficult not to get rich.
4
When the harem had a piece of marriage wood, my standard of living had improved significantly.
What chickens, ducks, cows, sheep, pigs, abalone, sea cucumber hairy crabs, that was the turn on my dinner table.
It's just that I forgot a little, this is the royal palace, the circle is too small.
Sure enough, in less than three months, the marriage of the wood was worn.
When the concubines blocked the door and asked me to return the money, I looked at the palace wall, which was two ends higher than the tree, and finally realized that I could not slip away this time.
I really don't want money, but if I want to lie again, then I really don't lack it.
……
"Can you really let me see the emperor?"
In the face of such doubts, I nodded my head and was already numb.
When the last concubine was sent away, Ogawako asked me with a bitter face that there was any way to deceive the emperor, and to deceive the woman for more than fifty days, one by one, to deal with these women.
"What's the matter with him, you just have to help."
Xiao Chuanzi was so frightened by this that he refused to get up when I pulled out the yellow nightgown.
I squatted down helplessly and said, "How do you know if you don't stand up and do it fit?" ”
"Motherfucker!" Xiao Chuanzi had tears in her eyes and trembling lips, "I, I, I have kidney deficiency." ”
Kidney deficiency?
What does this have to do with trying on clothes?
I looked at him doubtfully, only to hear Xiao Chuanzi say, "I'm afraid I can't satisfy the ladies and ladies. ”
I called out to the good guys.
Don't you see that at your young age, you actually have such a magnificent idea of spoiling the harem?
Being a eunuch is really condescending.
Unfortunately, I just let you try on clothes!
Don't think about those weird things!
5
"Zhilan Yushu, Yushu Linfeng, Merry Manners, if I don't say it, who knows you're a fake!"
"Am I that good?" Ogawako looked down and smiled, looking at his increasingly rosy face, I nodded firmly, and then ordered him to turn around.
"Turn around?"
"Yes."
"Otherwise you think your face can be the same as the emperor's?" Of course, only the back shadow looks good. ”
After hearing this, Xiao Chuanzi burst into flames and clenched his fists, looking like he was going to eat people, and he really didn't know how to do it.
I praised him, how can he still be angry?
However, although Xiao Chuanzi was a eunuch, this figure was a few points more expensive than many family princes, and he could completely pretend to be the emperor's back, which was quite surprising.
All the preparations were ready, and the concubines were sent to the imperial garden like flowing water, and Xiao Chuanzi, who was standing in the shadow of the trees, did not know how much he had heard.
As for pretending to be the emperor, Xiao Chuanzi went from timidity to familiarity, and then bravely nodded and coughed twice to show his identity, which was simply practiced to the point of pure fire.
With great professionalism, it took us only six nights to perfectly solve the problem of marriage wood.
But I never expected that there were concubines who asked for the return activity, and they also sent a lot of silver in their eyes, just so that they could see the emperor from afar again.
What a touching request, which immediately inspired me to be helpful.
In line with the principle of "having money and not earning the king and the bastard", I immediately decided that Ogawako pretended to be the emperor to accompany the chat service at midnight, which would continue.
Three days later, Xiao Chuanzi, who was in the dark, pounded her waist and complained to me: "I can't stand, how many niangniang are still left to tell my heartfelt feelings?" ”
"There are still five or six to finish, and then hold on for two more days."
But I didn't expect that Xiao Chuanzi was not so confused, and he suddenly turned his head and stared at me grimly: "Yesterday you also said that there were five or six left." ”
"I'm not good at arithmetic, I miscalculated yesterday."
"But I'm good at arithmetic."
“……”
"Fifty-six maidens have come these days, and some of them have come twice, but you have only sold forty-nine pieces of marriage wood!"
Ah, this, can you tell me why a eunuch arithmetic can be so good?
Is the level of education in the palace so high?
Worried about how to explain, Xiao Chuanzi came directly: "I want to share 70% of the profits." ”
Seventy percent?
This black heart money law can be regarded as being played by you.
"Black eats black?" Up to 40%! ”
"Sixty percent!"
"Fifty percent!"
"Okay, deal, bring the ladies and ladies here."
Looking at Xiao Chuanzi's face that instantly turned from yin to sunny, I couldn't help but sigh, this guy was afraid that he wasn't my colleague before entering the palace, right?
6
I have to say that the harem women's obsession with the emperor is simply crazy and terrible.
Fifty taels of silver bought a chance to see the emperor's back, and they did not blink an eye.
Sometimes in order to buy an exclusive message from an emperor, it is common to even ask for a hundred taels, and it is simply a rush to stuff money into my pocket.
Poor Xiao Chuanzi blew cold wind night and night, and one stop was most of the night, directly blowing him to the wind and cold, for several days in a row against the snot bubbles and I lost my temper, saying that if he did not increase the share he would quit and not dry.
It is impossible to give more money.
I had to smile flatteringly with the food: "I know you are hard, so I personally cooked you a bowl of sea cucumber porridge, and you make up for it." ”
"Cook yourself?"
Xiao Chuanzi raised an eyebrow and enjoyed the feeling of being valued.
"Of course, I'm the person who cares most about us Xiaochuanzi in the whole world."
So.
Hurry up.
After all, if you are sick, my hundreds of taels of income this day will be gone.
Xiao Chuanzi blushed, pouted and said, "Then you feed me." ”
"Okay, I'll feed you."
Unfortunately, I didn't expect that I actually looked at the wrong person, this dead Chuanzi, teased me enough during the day, and actually let me pigeon at night!
Concubine An had been squatting under the plum blossom tree for half an hour, and seeing that Ning Concubine should also come, she actually didn't see Xiao Chuanzi's figure, so anxious that I was in the imperial garden.
Suddenly, a familiar yellow flashed in the distance, and I rushed over to take his hand and walked in the direction of Concubine An: "Let's go back and talk about raising the share, you have earned these three hundred and two today." ”
"Three hundred and two?"
"Yes, the three concubines bought it tonight are exclusive, you don't want to mess it up."
"Acting?"
Wait, this loud voice, this elegant tone, this handsome face.
It's over, Barbie Q.
This fucking motherfucker is the real emperor!
7
During the seconds of the emperor's silence, I was struggling with whether to hang myself or drink poisoned wine.
But I never expected that the emperor would actually throw down a sentence of "Remember to send the silver to the imperial study", and strode towards An Concubine.
What's going on?
Genuine products replace counterfeits?
But emperor, you come on the field, you have to abide by professional ethics, they touch you, why don't you push away?
Touching you is another price! Gotta add money!
After the concubines left, I was taken to the imperial study, and Ogawako escaped the disaster because she overslept.
Probably because I didn't spend the money, when the emperor faced me, the face was colder than the northwest wind outside, and the voice was not warmer than the big ice lump: "Tell me what the situation is tonight." ”
What else could it be, I sold you.
But I was a man of the art of speech, and I cleverly explained the deal as if the concubines were thinking too much of the emperor who was busy with the government, so I racked my brains to help them.
"You mean... Did you help them or do good deeds? ”
"That must be a good thing."
I said solemnly: "The harem is peaceful, and the emperor can have more energy to concentrate on the government." ”
"That's the way it is. So, what about money? ”
money?
What money?
I wanted to pretend to be stupid, but the way the emperor squinted his eyes and slowly wiped his sword was really scary. There is only one little life, and I have to offer tonight's harvest with both hands.
"Okay."
Good? He actually said "good"?
"In the future, you will continue to help the harem pacify."
The emperor suddenly smiled charmingly and added, "Remember to send the 'appeasement gold' to the imperial study." ”
Well, I was busy for half a day, and I became a part-time worker for the emperor.
Others belong to cattle and horses, this door emperor is abacus beads, Mr. Accounting Room does not have him to calculate ah, directly let me become a cow and horse.
8
XiaoChuanzi and I were very frustrated about being incorporated, and we didn't start work for three days in a row, and the quality of the meal fell all the way to the point where the steamed buns were pickles.
But the evil emperor actually told me to go to the imperial study for three days!
Either he asked why the money was not as much as that night, or asked me if I knew that the treasury was not full, and he was very troubled by this.
You have a headache, I have a headache more than you!
I can't eat well, sleep well, and I have to send you money to spend, and I have little stars floating in front of my hungry eyes!
In the face of the emperor's step-by-step questioning, I actually jumped out of the hunger and inspiration!
Auction sleeping rights!
"Sleeping rights?" The emperor's brow frowned slightly, and his handsome little face flashed a trace of doubt.
"Whoever pays the most money sleeps with you."
The emperor was not confused now.
A sword that grabbed me ran around the house and almost cut off my head.
Fortunately, the eunuch suddenly came to report that the King of Xizhou was tuning the soldiers, and I was slightly relieved.
The fiefdom of the King of Xizhou was close to Saiwai, not only rich in real estate and rich in the people, but also strong in troops, and if it really was to raise troops to rebel, it would be impossible to resist at all by relying on the treasury that had long been emptied by the previous emperor.
I was about to sneak away while the emperor was worried, but he dragged me back.
"You have a lot of ghost ideas, help you think about how to stop the King of Xizhou."
"Emperor, I am stupid, and the harem is not allowed to interfere in politics, so I still went back first."
I want a fart!
The sword in your hand has not been put down yet!"
As a result, the emperor looked at me lightly and promised: "If there is a way, whether it is successful or not, the reward is one hundred and two pieces of gold." ”
"There's a way to do it right away!"
9
I said six or seven ideas in a row, all of which were rejected by the emperor. After I came up with a plan to go to sunset west mountain, this iron rooster actually did not want to give the consulting fee!
"The idea is average, and the money will be given in two days."
"Emperor, don't you want to settle accounts?"
The punctured emperor was a little embarrassed and angry, patted the table and told me that he was a country house, how could he owe me a few hundred taels of gold.
"Then you give it."
"They all said it for two days, two days!"
Seeing that he was going to take the sword again, I quickly closed my mouth.
Just as I was about to sneak away again, the emperor pulled me aside again: "If you really want to sell, the minimum is five hundred taels." ”
I looked at the emperor's slightly shy appearance, realized that he was talking about the right to sleep, and quickly nodded my head in agreement: "I arrange, you can rest assured." ”
"Also, up to two people a night."
"Rest assured, your small physique is sold at most once a day."
The consequence of my mouth being too fast was that the sword was almost stuck in my forehead. Fortunately, I dodged in time, otherwise I would not have been able to organize the evening auction.
Since it is the auction emperor...
No, auction off the right to sleep!
Naturally, it should be more solemn.
Admission is 321 people, and you cannot participate in the auction without an admission ticket.
Quickly bid on the artifact twenty-two one, and those who bought the artifact can give priority to the price.
There are also all kinds of tea, shouting tired can rest the throat, just sell five or two silver a pot of it.
Plus the special small belly pocket, directly captured the emperor's heart, but this kind of thing is best priced higher, I have not yet thought about the price.
I'm going to hurry back and sum up with Kokawako to see if there are any good ideas for making money.
Be sure to squeeze the emperor dry!
10
After a series of fierce bidding, it was finally An Concubine who won the qualification for the bedchamber for 1,200 taels.
That night, the laughter of Me and Concubine An could have swept through the palace.
I don't know why An Concubine laughed, but I found a way to make money again.
The emperor gave him five hundred taels, I kept seven hundred taels, and earned nine hundred taels at the conference, and my income in one night was one thousand six hundred taels of silver! That month was forty-eight thousand taels!
I was dreaming of getting rich, when Xiao Chuanzi suddenly reminded me: "The emperor is not me, should not listen to you for the rest of my life, right?" ”
Not to mention a lifetime, the guy who pointed his sword at me at every turn, it is likely that he will not be able to survive even a month.
If you really want to get rich, you still have to rely on yourself.
And the pattern should be a little bigger, fame and fortune are king.
"Xiao Chuanzi, do you have any channels to contact The Xizhou side?"
"I do have an older brother in Xizhou."
"Come on, Ogawako, our good days are coming soon!" I looked up at the sky and smiled, and Xiao Chuanzi also followed with a silly laugh, repeating the word "we" while laughing, and I didn't know if it was blown silly by the wind in the middle of the night before.
11
Deception is all about one word—greed.
As long as there is greed in people's hearts, whether they are greedy for property that does not belong to them, or covet people who do not love themselves, but whenever this word is moved, it is the beginning of being deceived.
Kokawako's brother, Koyama, rented a shop in Xizhou Castle according to the method I gave, and the shop was filled with all kinds of wood. On the opening day, as long as the guests who walk into this store, whether they spend it or not, they can get a big red envelope, and the store has a great reputation and full of guests in Xizhou on the same day.
Later, Oyama announced that anyone who bought a wooden accessory in the store would be able to exchange it for three or two pieces of silver the next day.
When three or two pieces of silver are in hand, people have heard that if you buy another five or two pieces of wood, you will get twenty-two pieces of silver.
When the profit hanging in front of it increased from twenty-two to two hundred taels, Xizhou City was completely sensational, and people rushed to take out all the foundations of their homes, and some people even went to borrow money to invest in this wood shop, for fear of missing such opportunities to make a fortune.
According to statistics, more than 90% of the families in Xizhou City are involved in buying wood, and my scam has reached the time to close.
In the end, a total of thirty million taels of silver were put into the national treasury, and after this incident, the originally rich Xizhou City fell to the ground. However, the emperor did not send a single soldier, and he smashed the plan of the King of Xizhou to prepare to raise an army.
I don't know if I was a thief with a weak heart, but I always felt that the King of Xizhou, who was kneeling outside the imperial study and asking sinful, to look at me was wrong.
12
"What? Is the king of Xizhou not asking for sin, but is he going to marry me? ”
I admit that my country is heavenly and unique in the world, and men will be moved when they see me, but it will not make the King of Xizhou make such a disrespectful request, right?
"What he wants is a military master who can advise him."
The emperor looked as usual, but he gritted his teeth too much when he spoke, and his ears were numb.
I panicked in my heart, secretly glanced outside the door, and the emperor was so angry that he directly pulled me into his arms: "What? Is it difficult that you want to marry? ”
Please, I'm a liar and not a fool.
The King of Xizhou is obviously exhausted, and the emperor looks like he wants to eat people, is it not a dead end for me to marry?
As witty as I was, I hurried to pounce on the emperor and fell on the emperor: "You are handsome, intelligent and generous, and to me as indispensable as the sun in the sky, how can I choose someone else?" ”
Just as the so-called thousands of wear horses do not wear, the emperor who has just put on a stinky face suddenly ticked the corner of his mouth, it seems to be in the dark cool.
"But the King of Xizhou said that he would never give up until he married the person behind the scenes, so what should he do?" While chewing on the snacks that I had personally fed to my mouth, the emperor made a distressed appearance, obviously trying to make me come up with an idea, and did not intend to give the bounty.
But what can I do, people have to bow their heads under the eaves. If the emperor really sent me to Xizhou, wouldn't the king of Xizhou tear me up yet?
"Emperor, king Xizhou just hearsay and thinks I'm behind the scenes, but in fact he doesn't know who the mastermind is, right?"
"That's right."
"Who the king of The Western Continent should marry and who he can marry is naturally up to you." Don't marry me anyway.
"Sure enough, I didn't misread you." The emperor laughed three times, squeezed my beautiful face with his hand, and then pointed out a palace girl he had cultivated for a long time and gave it to the King of Xizhou.
At the same time, the emperor reduced 30% of Xizhou's taxes, and all the people in Xizhou felt the grace of the holy grace and celebrated taiping with the whole country.
I'm the only one who didn't have a good time.
Because the emperor passed me to bed after three days.
13
Swords, guns, axes, hooks, hammers, sticks, sticks... Looking at the bed of weapons in front of me, I seriously suspected that Ogawako was preparing for rebellion.
"I'm going to the bedchamber, not to assassinate."
Prepare weapons for me, prepare some incense and small belly pockets is the right thing!
"But I know you don't want to sleep, it's all for your self-defense."
"That's the Emperor!"
"What happened to the emperor?" If you don't want to, I'll take you away!" ”
Looking at Xiao Chuanzi's serious look, I decided to ask the imperial doctor to show him the disease, this brain is absolutely abnormal.
But Kokawako took my hand and said he was more awake than ever. He also said that as long as I nodded, he immediately arranged for me to escape from the palace, and the house outside the palace was bought.
Crazy crazy, Ogawako must be crazy.
I looked at Xiao Chuanzi's eyes with a pulse of affection, and I was hesitating not to know what to do, when suddenly someone sent a message saying that the emperor had changed the place and asked me to go to the imperial study tonight to be on standby.
Royal Study?
Emperor, your taste is very special.
Before leaving, Xiao Chuanzi cried like a tearful person, as if he was going to go to bed.
But no one expected that the emperor would send me to the imperial study not to serve in bed, but to give me a cup of poisoned wine.
14
I admit that I hid such a sum of silver and did not hand it over to the national treasury, but I can surrender the soldiers without fighting in the matter of Xizhou, and the merits and demerits are offset, and the sins do not lead to death, right?
In the face of my doubts, the emperor did not say much, but only tickled his slender fingers and called in the soldier waiter who had been waiting for a long time.
"Daddy?" I cried out with some trepidation, and as a result, the soldier waiter saluted me very respectfully: "Master Concubine does not need much courtesy." ”
It's over, no need to pretend, my real name has been ripped out.
"Your name is Ah Fei, you have no father and no mother, you have cheated at the age of ten, and you have been involved in countless cases in the past eight years, with a total amount of tens of millions of taels.
The emperor saw me trembling like chaff and smiled and helped me sit down, and even brought me a glass of wine intimately.
"You should have been thrown into heavenly prison, but I remembered that all the money you had cheated was used to help the poor people, and to solve the urgent needs of Xizhou, so I gave you a cup of poisoned wine."
Wait a minute.
Is this reasonable?
I helped you, but you want to kill me?
I was so angry that I wanted to grab the emperor's brain shell, but who knew that he explained: "This cup of poisonous wine can make you suspend your death for a few days, when the death will bury you thickly, and when the funeral is over, you can go out of the palace and start your life again." ”
"As for Shen Ru, the daughter of the soldier waiter, she completely 'died' in the palace, and she will not pursue the matter of her elopement with her lover."
"Minister, thank you Very much, Saint!" The head of the soldier waiter slammed into the bang, but...
I didn't say I was going to leave the palace!
There are still a bunch of creditors outside my palace, and the ladies who were deceived before entering the palace must have arrested me all over the world, you are not asking me to fake death, you want me to send me to death.
Confused about the situation, I returned to the dormitory with the poisoned wine in a daze, and happened to bump into Xiao Chuanzi, who was crying and crying. He raised a loud voice and asked me if I had offended the emperor because I did not want to sleep, and that I was going to be given death.
Do I have to die?
Can't I stay in the palace and cheat money and then eat and drink?
Just as he was about to scold people, Xiao Chuanzi took out a thick silver ticket and said that he wanted me to hold it for self-defense and dot up and down, so as not to suffer in the future.
This, if you have money, in fact, I don't mind dying.
15
The period of "dying" was the most comfortable day of my life.
Xiao Chuanzi changed the law to make me food every day, and the emperor thought that I would have a difficult time after leaving the palace, so the reward was also endlessly moved to the palace.
And I, of course, enjoy all this with peace of mind.
After spending half a month happily like this, Xiao Chuanzi finally reacted: "Since the emperor wants to give you death, why has he been sending you something?" ”
Tempted by two hundred taels of silver, I told Xiao Chuanzi that the emperor was going to let me fake my death.
I saw that his face was red for a while, crying for a while, laughing for a while, saying that God opened his eyes with joy, pointing at my nose and scolding me for not having a conscience, and looking crazy as if he had been possessed.
After a long time, he asked me with red eyes that if I really wanted to go outside the palace, what would I plan to do, and whether I would want to take him with me.
"If I could, I'd have to take you."
Xiao Chuanzi cooks and eats deliciously, and can make beds and sweep the floor to wash clothes, and the trick is almost learned, naturally it is necessary to bring it.
"Okay, then I'll go with you."
Go with me? Where to go?
But before I could ask, the emperor actually came, and he was the first to ask the question: "What is your identity?" She's going to go and she's going to follow! ”
Go with you?
Where are you going again?"
"Since the Saint has long since abandoned her, why doesn't he allow her to seek her own happiness?" Xiao Chuanzi, you are really out of breath, and you actually dare to confront the emperor, or I will give you a cup of poisonous wine to drink first.
"When did you ever abandon her?" I like her! Shuo was just waiting for her to willingly stay by Shuo's side! ”
The general's only daughter eloped with someone, and I did not want to compete for favors for the marriage into the palace, but instead let the emperor fall in love
"You once wanted to let her go, jun no joke, please keep the emperor's identity!"
Ogawako, shut up.
"For her sake, how about not having this identity?"
Shut me up too.
When the two were deadlocked, they actually aimed their spearhead at me together: "You say, what exactly to choose!" ”
What to choose?
Of course I choose silver? Is it difficult to put the silver and choose a man?
But this thought can't be too blunt, right?
"Before noon tomorrow, whoever can take the lead in handing me a thousand taels of silver, I will tell him the answer."
Looking at the back of the two people rushing to raise money, my heart was extremely comfortable.
However, after getting the money tomorrow, what kind of reason should I make up to trick them into continuing to give me money?
I'm going to think about it, think about it.
But I'm not in a hurry, anyway, I decided to continue to live in this palace, think about it slowly. (Original title: "Harem Rules for Generating Money")
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