My 26-year-old was said to be sister with my 46-year-old mom? Mothers with sons are getting old fast, netizens: too hard-hearted
These 4 reasons, one is more heart-wrenching than the other!
01
As a young mother after the 90s, I have always felt that I have maintained it very well
Until this year's Spring Festival
I was going to a party with my mother at a relative's house
As a result, a distant aunt who had not been seen for a long time warmly pulled us both and nagged
Joy said to my mother
"Look at you, standing with your daughter is completely a sister."
"Why are you so young?"
Of course, I have been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, and it is not something that can be stimulated by these two sentences
However, for the next few days, as long as I was with my mother, people would say it
"How is your mother so young, it looks like your sister?"
Even my own little sister said it vigorously
"You quickly ask our mother's maintenance method, you learn it yourself"
So I was not calm in an instant, praising my mother for being young, not saying that I was old
I'm only 26 years old! My mom is 46
I didn't agree, I didn't agree, so I asked the male accomplice very undeadly
I'm not still beautiful
The result, of course, was what he said
"Baby is the most beautiful, my wife is the most beautiful in the world"
Although my heart was comforted for a moment, I noticed that I had indeed gone through a lot of vicissitudes when I washed my face at night!
Why is this?, am I not my mother's daughter, why is the gap so big?
Could it be that I picked it up in the trash?
And then I finally found out why.
That is, I gave birth to a son, and my mother gave birth to a daughter
Compare the good friends around you who gave birth to girls
The truth emerges in an instant
As a rigorous science bully, I also quickly concluded the reason why I have a son and get old fast
It is for these 4 reasons
Physically tired, aging fast
It is said that the son is a fighter
It takes a lot of energy and stamina to keep up
As a senior old mother, I feel very much the same way about this
This young man in my family is not honest in his stomach
After 32 weeks, this baby began to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace every day
My stomach often bulged here and there, and I couldn't even sleep at night
And I asked my mom if I was so skinny when I was a kid
As a result, my mother said very unceremoniously, you have my nephew so diligent, you know all day long whether it is good to sleep well
I rolled my eyes in anger
Am I lazy? I'm clueless
Later, when my son was born, my husband and I discussed asking for a sister-in-law
As a result, my mother swore to me
"Children are sleeping all day, they need to be sister-in-law, and I help you, I think I was alone with you"
As a result, within a few days she was tossed back pain
Took the initiative to invite me a sister-in-law, and said
"People are professional, after all, my mother is old"
I don't even want to debunk her
One day she said it to me again
"Now it's hard, it's better to be older, you do your thing, the child will play by himself"
Yeah, when I was a kid, I was the best at playing by myself
As long as my mother is around, I am willing to let me play alone for an afternoon
But the son is not ah, he not only likes to jump up and down, but also loves to pull you together to cosplay ah
So I started dressing up as monsters all day long, as Ultraman
The whole thing is a good player with a tool
At this time, my mother did not forget to add a sentence leisurely
"I was so happy at that time, I can still look at you while playing sweaters"
I just want to say Mom, did you mean to pull hate?
02
Sleep deprivation, old fast
For someone who loves to sleep from the womb, sleeping 10 hours a day is my minimum standard
However, since I had my son, I have become a national treasure
Every day, I have two panda eyes, and I have to take a child like chicken blood
The same is the meal, I eat it and I want to sleep
The son ate like a charged generator, constantly bouncing
There is no possibility of shutting down at all
You say you don't sleep at noon, you get sleepy in the afternoon? Oh, that's because you don't understand boys
You say there is no perpetual motion machine in the world? Oh, that's because you don't have a son
The most terrible thing is that you love to make us during the day
He doesn't sleep at night, he doesn't sleep
You tell him stories, he asks the question, he asks that question
One is more tricky than the other
You sing him a lullaby, and the more he listens to it, the more excited he gets
"Mom. One more song, I'm not sleepy yet."
You think I'm a good Voice in China, who loves to sing so much
And when you've coaxed him to sleep, you happily turn off the lights and are preparing to creep up to meet your nightlife
At this time, there is always a voice in the darkness telling you
"Mom, I want to pee"
O Patriarch, I have knelt down for you, please sleep
Even sometimes, you have obviously put him to sleep, and xi zizi took out his mobile phone and started surfing
When you look back, you find that a pair of glowing eyes behind you have been staring at you
Scared to death, is there
That's not all, he'll kick the quilt in the middle of the night
And also to dance in the dream wow, posture all kinds of strange enchanting whether there is
Don't hide from you, I have also eaten people's little feet
I was dreaming of eating my own hooves! Not to mention the smell!
So, can I sleep well?
Can I not age fast?
03
Exhausted, old fast
I once saw a mother with a son on the Internet complaining
People are worried about whether my old age will be good or not, I am not worried at all, I am worried that I will not live to old age
At the time, I thought it was an exaggeration
Now I regret it and want to tell myself about that time
"Don't be naïve! Wake up."
Since giving birth to my son, I have either been inflated by the surge in blood pressure every day, or the whole person has been stimulated by dizziness
What lack of sleep, what physical exertion, that is a small meaning
Mental torture is the most painful!
Some friends always say that I have a son whose voice is like a cannon
I'm just oh, does my gentleness work? I shouted a hundred times and he couldn't hear it!
Who wouldn't want to be a whispering quality lady?
A son is not allowed!
You call him to bed at nine o'clock, and he is still playing at ten o'clock
Call it once hmmm hmm, call it three times hmmm, call it ten times and don't think you're bothered
I really get my blood pressure soaring every day!
Let alone do homework, homework is not lost, even if it is good
Sometimes the school bag is not carried home Wow, a question after school to play ball and others back wrong?
This can also be wrong, big brother, the one I bought for you is absolutely unique
Everyone else is a backpack, you're a cross-body bag
What makes me most angry is that this kid likes to make things up when he talks
The teacher asked me to write about my mother, and he said that my mother was very grumpy, but she was very humane and loved me
I'm grumpy??? I have humanity????
I was speechless!
04
No money in my pocket. Old fast
Some people say that the son is a money crusher, a gold-devouring beast
Don't look for guilt without some capital
But at that time, I was young, I didn't think so, I didn't believe in evil, I thought we could use love to generate electricity
After giving birth to a son, I didn't know
Poverty is the greatest original sin, the most deadly poison in a woman's life!
Others can beautify their hair and beautify their bodies by the way
My hand creams are all 9 pieces 9 buy 10 sticks big wholesale wow
Other people's bird's nest goji berries big soup
I went to the supermarket to buy rice and noodles
Don't think I'm slamming the door, I never give my son Ultraman a soft hand
Don't buy him, don't rely on it
You say Ultraman can spend a few bucks
Do you know that there are more than 1,000 Ultramans?
Otter bought dinosaurs, and Transformers, and car models
Life goes on, there's more toys
The most important thing is that after buying it home, I can't play for three minutes
I'll even disassemble it with my bare hands
Those who didn't know thought I was reporting him to the equipment loading and unloading shift
And not what a painting class, dance class!
As for the furniture in the house or something
That is also a blessing in disguise, the cup will break, the wallpaper will flower, and the TV will also open an opening?
In short, the older the child, the more empty my wallet is
No money is a fate!
Well, the above are the 4 reasons why it is fast to have a son
I don't know if you feel the same way, welcome to leave a message in the comment area to interact, see you in the next issue