A chicken took a man's life!
Could it be that this chicken has become a sperm?
Of course not.
What chicken is so powerful?
A: Smoked chicken.
(i)
On the fifteenth of July, in the Middle Of the New Year's Day, I went back to my hometown to worship my ancestors, looked at the house in my hometown, had a few drinks with the children, couldn't drive, and the children didn't play enough with the little sisters, so they stayed.
Just came back from Fa Xiao's home in the middle of the night, I listened to the front yard "cat tearing dog bite", should be quarreling.
As the saying goes: distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and close neighbors are not as good as the door!
There must be something wrong with the hustle and bustle in the middle of the night! So I rushed over to see if I could help anything.
The door was hidden, pushing the door in, the neighbor's young son Qiu Sheng was dragging his daughter-in-law away, while his daughter-in-law sat on the ground and scolded her mother-in-law: "You are a gluttony*..."
The qiusheng mother in the house did not show weakness, scolding even more fancy than the daughter-in-law...
Qiu Sheng watched me enter, quickly released her daughter-in-law to greet me, I asked him what happened? Qiu Sheng sighed and said, "It's not a big deal, they often do this, they don't quarrel for a month to come out of the immortals..."
I quickly pulled up the autumn daughter-in-law who was sitting on the ground: "The ground is so cold, hurry up!" ”
Because she had helped her family several times, even if it was some affection, Qiusheng's daughter-in-law listened to me, and she did not scold and stood up.
The old lady in the house was still scolding with all her voice, and I said to Qiusheng's daughter-in-law, "You go back to the house first, and I will go to the house to talk about your mother-in-law." ”
Unexpectedly, it was quite face-saving, and Qiusheng's daughter-in-law yelled at the house: "Old *! Walk and see. He muttered and went back to his house.
(ii)
The two brothers in Qiusheng, due to the poverty of the family, the eldest brother became a door-to-door son-in-law, and made a note with the woman of the family: the man's parents, do not live, die and do not bury.
Therefore, the responsibility of supporting parents falls on Qiu Sheng alone.
Located in the mountainous countryside, the family's parents have little income, and Qiusheng finished his job in the fourth grade of primary school.
In order to marry their son to a daughter-in-law, the parents gave everything they had to build the old house and owed the bricklayers money.
QiuSheng has been working in the brick and tile factory, the salary is pitifully small, and after the winter, the brick and tile factory has almost nothing to do, and can only go to the labor market to do part-time work.
Fortunately, Qiu Sheng is a table of talents, a big man of one meter and eight meters, and he has energy when he looks at it.
Qiusheng's daughter-in-law is the little daughter of the secretary of the village next door, and the three brothers above are just such a petite woman.
Although the height is less than one meter and five meters, it is particularly hard, in rural terms: powerful like a scorpion!
A family of women, a hundred family ti, from the age of sixteen began to say the object, three miles and five villages have been said all over, there are many objects, but unfortunately none of them have been in the past two months, they all think that she has too many problems, and her mouth is too fierce...
Of course, she also has bad conditions that she can't look up to.
From the age of 16, he began to go on a blind date, 17 years as a day, and finally he was angry, and at the age of 33, after being scolded by her mother's father, he met with Qiu Sheng.
QiuSheng is two years younger than her daughter-in-law, and Qiusheng is a good character, generous, good temper and kind. The daughter-in-law looked at it, although she was poor, but the person was not bad, and she agreed very happily.
Less than a month after the two of them went on a blind date, the parents-in-law almost directly gave the two of them a flash marriage in the form of upside-down stickers, "handling" this "big problem", and the old couple was finally relieved.
Qiu Sheng never dreamed that this cheap daughter-in-law who was still a virgin was a hot potato.
Life after marriage is not harmonious, the daughter-in-law has a cleanliness habit, the countryside does not have the conditions to bathe every day, Qiusheng does physical work every day, the body is always dirty, the daughter-in-law rarely lets him touch, Qiusheng has to try to please the daughter-in-law when she really "can't bear it"...
(iii)
Qiusheng's mother did not know a single character, and when she was nineteen years old, she was tricked by Qiusheng's father, who was eleven years older than her, from Yanggu County (WuSong's hometown) to Jinan.
Qiusheng's father coaxed his wife like a child every day, so that Qiusheng was more than fifty years old, and he was similar to the rebellious girl of thirteen or fourteen years old, willful and willful.
Fortunately, Qiu Shengniang has become dependent on Qiu Sheng's father, and for more than thirty years, although there is also noise, on the whole, it is still quite loving.
What,? What's worth your anger at? "I opened my mouth while I was still at the door.
When Qiu Shengniang saw that it was me, she quickly stood up from her chair: "When did you come back?" Sit down, I'll pour you water! ”
When the water was poured, Qiu Sheng Niang opened the conversation box: "The dumplings I wrapped at noon, went to the grave for his grandparents in the afternoon, and there was still some stuffing left, so I wrapped some dumplings and asked Qiu Sheng to come and eat them." ”
Qiu Sheng Niang swallowed the spit and continued: "Qiu Sheng came back, I smelled a smoked chicken in his dry food bag, I opened it and looked at it, it was quite a big chicken, I thought it was bought for his father, I tore it, and brought it to the table to eat." But who knew that qiu sheng was filial to his daughter-in-law! ”
Qiu Shengniang sucked herself hard, "Make your mouth hungry!" You said that if you ate it, you would eat it, and Qiu Sheng's dead child told his daughter-in-law again, saying that he bought her chicken and was cut off by our mother! The scorpion scolded me in the yard for being gluttonous..."..."
(iv)
How to persuade such a thing? Just a little thing about a smoked chicken, more than thirty dollars, I can only say a general sentence: "Son-in-law, you just don't have to take care of her anymore, if you listen to me, when I come back, buy you two Zhoula grilled chickens for you to taste..."
It wasn't too early, so I went home and went to sleep with a few words of greeting.
The next morning, I was waiting at the gate for the children to come and walk together, and I saw Qiu Sheng pushing the motorcycle out of the house.
"Going to work, Qiusheng?"
"Hmmm!"
"Why don't you even wash your face and go out!"
"Hey! Not to mention, I slept in the yard last night. ”
"Isn't your daughter-in-law all right?"
"Is she okay?" As far as her temper is concerned, if one thing does not cause trouble until the next thing happens, it is not her! Last night you just left, you fought with me, until more than three o'clock, I was afraid of scaring the child, so I went to the yard, and as a result she locked the door, I could only lie in the dining room for a while..."
"What are you doing now?"
"In the west of the city, I will tear down the old house... It's almost time, so I'll go first."
(5)
Just after dinner, the WeChat interface showed that there was a voice calling in, a look at the cousin called, quickly picked up (the family's major events and small feelings are basically entrusted to the cousin to deal with) "Are you back to the city?" ”
"Came back in the morning, what's wrong?"
"Qiu is alive and dead, how many gifts will you give?"
"You are pure nonsense, this morning at seven o'clock, I also talked to him about the conversation, last night his daughter-in-law and his mother fought, I went to persuade the fight..."
"Why do you think I cheated you out of money?" If you say that again, I don't care..." The cousin said deliberately, pretending to be angry.
"Why did you die?"
"I said that I didn't stand on the gable wall, and I planted it head down, and I was stuck in my head by steel bars from my neck..."
I hung up the phone, transferred 200 yuan to my cousin,and then lit a cigarette, smoked two mouthfuls, and had an unspeakable taste in my heart!
At this time, the wife slammed the door hard, stepped in, and reached out and snatched the cigarette: "You are getting bolder and bigger, dare to smoke in the bedroom, right?" You don't know that smoking is bad for your health! You're too slow to die, aren't you..."
Seeing that I did not react, the wife asked with some fear: "What is wrong with you?" What happened? ”
I told her about Qiu sheng, and for several days, my ears were very quiet, but in less than a week, everything was "normal" again.
Daughter-in-law and mother-in-law, two women indispensable in a man's life journey, a man with a good destiny, will meet a virtuous and reasonable woman, and enjoy a lifetime of happiness!
Catching a mother and daughter-in-law like Qiu Sheng is like placing bombs and poisons around you, and you may kill a man at any time!
Is it the wrong choice, or is the man's life bad?
The wife said, "Aren't all women like that?" ”
I said, "Look at who is whose daughter-in-law is so good... Who's who's mother is more reasonable..."
Wife: "You haven't tried it with her..."
Hearing her say this, I could only sigh softly! Even if you talk about more truth, what is the use? ...