In Dongtai Town, there is a rich man, he is particularly rich, but he is particularly picky. A body of scabies, he is cunning and greedy, and people in the neighborhood call him leper dog.
The leper dog also invited Mr. to come to the house to teach his children, and within a few days he used some rare and obscure words to test Mr. Li, and Mr. Leper could not answer, so he had to leave his house and did not dare to ask for wages.
Over time, no one was willing to go to his home to teach, there was a local Tong Shusheng, who did not do things informally, the poor did not have a penny, and there was no way but to go to the leper dog's house to be a gentleman.
Tong Shusheng wrote the four words "Fu Xuan Gao Bi" on the paper and wrote a line of small characters: If anyone can recognize these four words, they can test their own knowledge.
The leper dog flipped through many books, and inquired with many old shows, not knowing what to pronounce those four words.
In the end, I had to ask Tong Shusheng, who laughed but did not answer.
Leper dogs buy things from the market, must find the cheapest, if eating fish, must buy dead stinky fish, others ask him why.
He said, "I don't like killing. ”
One day a pig died in a neighbor's house, and people thought it was poisonous and didn't eat it.
Leper dogs buy it at the usual market price, make the meat into a cured meat, and eat a little bit every day.
One day Tong Shusheng accidentally ate bad meat and vomited incessantly, so he wrote down the three words of "plague pork" and let the little young master answer, and the little young master frowned, and he couldn't think of an answer for half a day.
I had to consult Tong Shusheng, who smiled and said, "You are an idiot, you can't use a leper dog to match it." ”
On the same day, the official messenger who collected the rent came, and the leper dog did not dare to offend, so he had to stay and invite Tong Shusheng to eat together.
There was salted pork on the plate, and Tong Shusheng said: "There is already pork on the plate, where are the dog legs on the seat." ”
After the rent collector heard this, he fled in shame.
One day, a man from Shaanxi led a donkey and begged at the market, saying that he had run out of money and could not go home, and now he hoped that everyone would help.
None of the onlookers extended a helping hand.
The man sighed: "I am about to starve to death now, I have no strength, I originally wanted to ride a donkey home, and today I wanted to buy some goods, but I did not meet anyone who sold goods." It's a big deal that I kill donkeys, and donkey meat is not expensive, so I sell them at the usual general price. ”
Then he borrowed a knife from the butcher next to him, swung the knife and killed the donkey, and the blood flowed to the ground, and he cut the donkey's flesh into pieces, and the people rushed to buy it, and soon sold it in half.
The leper dog heard that someone was selling donkey meat, and immediately took the money and bought the rest back.
The Shaanxi businessman made a lot of money and left in a big stride.
The leper dog came home and dipped the donkey meat in a vat dipped in salt, leaving a small bite to eat, and the aroma was very beautiful.
The cook began to cook donkey meat on fire, and after a while of kung fu, he wanted to open the lid of the pot to see if it was cooked, but he was suddenly surprised that inside the pot was a pair of straw shoes.
The leper dog was horrified when he knew it, and hurriedly opened the tank to see that it was full of straw shoes, and the situation was the same for the neighbor's house.
It turned out that the donkey seller in this way was a god who used blindfolds to educate miserly people.
Leper dogs regret it, but there is nothing they can do.
Tong Shusheng laughed when he heard about it, and also wrote a small poem, and the leper dog was very angry after knowing it, so he fired Tong Shusheng.
Those who covet small profits tend to lose more in the end.
Frugality can be learned, but greed and miserliness are not advisable.
