The third-rate comedian "Choose sickle and tear the chicken", has been fighting in the show business circle for many years, playing the role of clown, and his reputation is not obvious, although he is not angry, he often thinks that he is pregnant. But for two meals, he had to play a clown on stage year after year, causing laughter on stage, and no one asked about his pain offstage.
Yesterday, he suddenly received a phone call from the secretary of the director of Baishan University, saying that the director of Baishan University wanted to meet him, and the phone did not say anything.
Today, "Choosing a Sickle to Tear Chicken" arrived as promised, feeling a little uneasy in my heart, and followed the beautiful front desk secretary to the office of the world's most famous top director, Director Baishan.
There are not many harsh words, "pop", the director of Baishan da threw a bound thick book in front of the "choose sickle to tear the chicken": the protagonist you come to play.
"Ah, me, me, I play the male lead?" Suddenly pie fell from the sky, without a little defense, and the surprise came too suddenly and became a fright. "Choosing a sickle to tear the chicken" was incoherent, looking at the director of Baishan in astonishment, and bent down to pick up the script under his gaze.
Screenplay title: "Fist kill Luocha Bear". He had heard of this movie, written and directed by the world's top director, Baishan Da, "Xi xi sheep chaebol alliance" with heavy investment, is the largest investment in recent productions, and the male protagonist wants to be auditioned nationwide.
Thinking of this, "Choose a sickle to tear the chicken" Ha tou bent down, smiled and said to The Great Director of Baishan: Isn't it necessary to conduct a national audition for male protagonists? Besides, I'm just a comedian, this "Fist Kills Luocha Bear" is an action blockbuster, I've never played a strong man, I'm afraid...
Director Baishan laughed contemptuously: Audition? Life is like a drama, drama is like life, true or false, everything depends on acting skills. You are an actor and don't understand, I said you can do it!
"Thank you so much for the promotion of the Great Guide of The Mountain, I choose to tear the chicken in the future, even if I am afraid of the liver and brain, I will swear to repay the Great Guide for knowing the great favor!" ......
"Attention of the cast members: The first scene of "Fist killing Luocha Bear", the filming of the 'Torn Chicken Drama Bear' began 10 minutes later, please take your place!" Director Baishan's assistant shouted loudly with a portable horn.
"Choosing a sickle to tear the chicken" holds a prop chicken in his hand, and his heart is both excited and a little afraid, excited that he has finally "boiled into a master wife", a third-rate comedian turned into the protagonist of a large-scale production, and "Choosing a sickle to tear the chicken" will soon become famous in the world and shock the showbiz. The fear is that the 'Luocha Bear' who plays the opponent is not domesticated, and is directly drawn out in the forest to play with his own opponent. I heard that this bear is infinitely powerful and very fierce, and the lion and tiger 10 miles heard its reputation and fled.
The legs of the "Chicken Tearing Chicken" trembled a little, the hand holding the toy chicken was a little shaky, and the face was a little pale, and he looked back at the big director of Baishan who was sitting on a chair in the distance, cocking his legs, and biting a big cigar.
He had told the director of Baishan About his concerns about safety, but director Baishan told him not to worry, they had done enough security measures, and had already sent someone to warn the "Luocha Bear" in advance, and if they did not cooperate, they would block and sanction their territory. Moreover, at the scene of filming, the security personnel with heavy weapons in their hands were secretly allowed to deter and intimidate the "Luocha Bear", so that it did not dare to act rashly.
Thinking of this, the "Sickle Tearing Chicken" was a little fixed, although he could not see the security personnel holding heavy weapons, but believed that they must be nearby, and if they were in danger, they would definitely shoot the "Luocha Bear" to save themselves.
He understood that for this "Fist To Kill Luocha Bear", the director of Baishan and the "Xixi Sheep Chaebol Alliance" had paid countless efforts and money in the early stage of preparation!
"Choose the sickle to tear the chicken" The heart is fixed, the legs are not trembling, the hands are not shaking, and the face returns to normal. With the distant assistant of the baishan director carrying a horn: the first scene of "Fist Killing Luocha Bear", the 'Torn Chicken Drama Bear' is ready to start filming, and 3, 2, and 1 begin.
"Choosing a sickle to tear the chicken" Showed a slightly contemptuous and evil smile on his face, holding a prop chicken in his hand, and striding towards the "Luocha Bear" who was squatting on the edge of the territory, like a hill. The left hand ticked the index finger towards the "Luocha Bear", then the thumb went down, and the right hand raised the prop chicken in his hand and put it in his mouth to bite.
In the face of the provocation, the "Luocha Bear" squinted, looked at him for a moment, and still squatted still. "Choosing a sickle to tear the chicken" This time completely relieved, tearing off the chicken leg connected to the chicken butt, biting the leg meat himself, and then extending the chicken butt to the "Luocha Bear", signaling the other party to eat it.
The "Luocha Bear" straightened his waist and smiled contemptuously, and suddenly the person stood up and grabbed his palms towards the chest of the "Choosing Sickle to Tear Chicken". "Choosing a sickle to tear the chicken" screamed and fell to the ground, gritting his teeth and squinting in pain, watching the "Luocha Bear" successively put the fat meat grabbed from his chest into his mouth, and stared down at himself contemptuously.
Dead, I'm going to die! No, what about the security guards who say they are holding heavy weapons? Come and save me! ...... However, to the desperation of the "Chicken Of Choice", there is no gunshot and the world is quiet. The "Luocha Bear" glanced at him contemptuously again, smiled evilly, turned around and walked back to his territory.
Relieved, the nerves that were tense and tense due to despair suddenly relaxed, the two wounds left on his chest were still bleeding because of the loss of two pieces of flesh, and the unbearable pain struck, and he passed out...
In the confusion, he felt a bunch of people surrounding him, as if he heard the director of Baishan clapping his hands and saying loudly to the people next to him: Great, too realistic, him XX! However, this "Luocha Bear" is also too untamed, too arrogant and fierce! Your "Plutocracy Alliance" immediately issued a statement condemning it and blocking and sanctioning its territory... Ah, this guy fainted? See if there is still gas, quickly send to the hospital for treatment, die and re-select the role, too much trouble, he is still valuable for the time being, can not die! ......
The clown on stage made people laugh, and who asked if he was in pain offstage! "Choosing a sickle to tear the chicken" was angry, and finally passed out...
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