Every winter, on the Northeast Road, you will meet a man wearing a mink:
A large mink, dragged from the shoulder to the knee, the cold wind could not hide the domineering side of the eyes, and the ice and snow could not hide the steps that the six relatives did not recognize.
At the same time, at the end of the year, on South Avenue, there is another scenery:
The cotton pajamas of Mary, Lily, Vivian, Jony, William, etc. in the city who were dressed in the dirt show turned into the village head of the green flower and the two dog eggs.
GIF | The picture originates from @ Lianyuan Liu family girl (one of the southern cities of winter standard - Hunan)
If the mink of the northeast people is electricity and light, it is the only myth.
Then the cotton pajamas of the southerners are love, they are warm, and they are the April days on earth.
They can wear the same style of cotton pajamas, regardless of gender, occupation, or even age, and appear on the street together without embarrassment.
A thousand readers have a thousand Ham Ultramans, which is not what Shakespeare said.
A thousand pieces of clothing is less than a cotton pajama, which is what southerners say in winter.
In the north, below zero degrees is called cooling.
In the south, below 10 degrees is winter.
So the southerners began to shiver and hurried to change into cotton pajamas.
Figure | @vista see the world
The cotton pajamas of the southerners can be described as eight immortals crossing the sea, each showing their own magic.
Usually, girls who go to the street have to be carefully dressed for half an hour, but now which tube three seven twenty-one, directly wear this ugly cotton pajamas, more beautiful than the little fairy.
It doesn't matter if there are flowers in winter, what matters is that cotton pajamas are on top.
Who doesn't love?
Some people may say that men will be a little embarrassed to say it.
I just want to say one thing: the pattern is small.
Every southern fierce man who has experienced many vicissitudes will choose a cotton pajama as his winter robe.
With this robe, don't say go downstairs to get a courier to buy vegetables.
You just let him drive you to three hundred kilometers on a business trip, and it doesn't matter.
With this cotton pajamas, he's the prettiest boy on the street!
One world, one Southern man.
As the old saying goes: Children, is the future of the motherland.
Therefore, pajama education should start from the doll...
Of course, respecting the elderly is also one of the fine traditions of the mainland.
Arrangements must be made for the three sisters and six wives, the seven aunts and eight aunts, and the nine uncles and ten masters.
In the pajamas, the southerners perfectly practiced the saying: "To be warm, not to be graceful."
What is the use of looking good, it is better to live a good life than to live steadily, isn't it?
With the addition of the suit, you can also fight for another three hundred rounds.
Figure | Bozhou Radio and Television Station
Put on your pajamas and sit-ups and do another fifty!
After marriage, life is boring, and it is a world of two people when put on.
No matter how cold the weather is, it can't stop the pajamas of the aunts in the community.
It can be said that for cotton pajamas, southerners have a kind of attachment.
Grocery shopping, getting out on the street, traveling... They can wear pajamas on any occasion.
Even if their habits are different and their customs are different, when it comes to pajamas, every southerner is surprisingly consistent and contributes to his own modest efforts.
Rice can not be eaten, cotton pajamas must not be worn.
As a native of the South.
When I was a child, I felt that this thing was both earthy and ugly, and I didn't want to wear it when I was killed, and I secretly resolved in my heart: I can't wear it in this life!
Finally, under the persuasion of his mother, he did so.
After trying it for a while, he said with a smile in his tears: It's really fragrant ~ who wears who knows.
Later, every winter vacation, I could wear two sets of wheels, and the others did not wear.
In the South, there is a saying that nothing can't be solved by one set of cotton pajamas, and if there is, then have two sets.
As soon as the temperature is cooled, the pajamas seem to be growing on the body, and I can't shake them off.
Every time I go back to my hometown, I can be scared by the cotton pajama passers-by on a road. Solid color, striped, Gaoling...
Two hands into the pocket, a contraction of the neck, two words: ease!
Figure | @Weibo straight man what is worth buying
Wearing pajamas in winter, apparently a culture, a group of Southerners talking about it:
"It is also the standard of Anhui people, don't ask me how I know"
"Coincidence! It's the same in the winter in Xuzhou."
"Ala Shanghai Ning Nai Yi wears a fashionable rice road"
"Cotton pajamas are the only thing we Hunan people rely on in winter except for the fire box"
"The small villages in Henan without central heating are like this everywhere, and they are all beautiful colors during the New Year"
"Hahaha, where else can people have a more appropriate image of us Guizhou people?" This is simply talking about Guizhou people! Sauce purple pajamas, Guizhou people basically have one piece of hand, regardless of men, women and children"
……
Pajamas are the fashion circles of southerners to support winter.
As long as you come here, it will be difficult to escape the clutches of your pajamas.
In winter, there are festive cotton pajamas everywhere.
Even in the Public Security Bureau.
GIF | Originated from @Kanjian
Or at the door of the community.
GIF | Derived from the study of lilac life
Don't think too much, the one in the pajamas must be the southerner's father his uncle and his aunt, his seven aunts and eight aunts, and all the fathers and fellow countrymen.
Cotton pajamas are also the best wedding dresses for lovers.
In the south, only if the boyfriend is willing to go out in pajamas with the girl, this relationship can be counted as a marriage talk!
Of course, many people have objections to the name of pajamas. After all, they are all worn on the street, can they still be called pajamas?
I just want to ask this: Is there a wife in the wife cake?
Do pajamas have to be worn? It's just that this kind of clothing is called "pajamas".
In winter, northerners sing the song of hatred:
"You're in the southern sun, and there's a lot of snow. I was in the cold night in the north, and the four seasons were like spring. ”
Because they don't understand, what is it like to shake in winter?
Nanfangwa said: It is impossible not to shake in winter, and it is impossible not to shake in this life.
They didn't understand the sadness of Nanfangwa pressing her hand under her legs and warming her hands between her legs.
Figure | Originated from the weather in China
But no matter what, northerners will still wonder online: Why do everyone wear cotton pajamas on gai?
The reason why cotton pajamas can run rampant in the southern rivers and lakes, this matter has to start from the way of heating.
There is heating in the north, even in winter, it is more than ten degrees below zero outside, and there is heating indoors. In order to dissolve the dry heat in the northern room, they need to eat ice cream in winter to cool down!!!
The winter in the south is not as cold as in the north, but it is a kind of cold magic attack.
For more than a month, the sun could not be seen, and the cold moisture was like poison ivy in a storybook, quickly climbing to all corners of the human body.
There is a saying that without some equipment, it is really impossible to survive.
And the south just has no heating, no floor heating, how miserable is their winter?
- It's not warm inside the house yet! Off the beaten track!
Aren't there all air conditioners? The air conditioner is not heated.
Speaking of this, southerners want to cry even more: the cold of the southern air conditioner, the northern air conditioner does not understand at all.
Many people do not know that the southern air conditioner is not heated by default, and if you want to buy heat, you generally have to ask for it.
So, what do southerners rely on for the winter? Rely on righteousness? Obviously not.
As a result, cotton pajamas became their anti-freeze magic weapon.
Don't look at this thing looks ugly, but it has cotton in pounds. Wearing it is like covering a quilt on the body, much warmer than a down jacket!!
It is not that I boast, a southerner who knows cotton pajamas and knows how to heat up, must have done a lot in winter!
Every southerner in cotton pajamas is like a fire in winter, illuminating the whole world.
However, there are still people who are prejudiced against cotton pajamas, believing that it is uncivilized and that it affects the appearance of the city.
Here, I must give a voice to the good traditions of the Southerners.
Cotton pajamas are not only not dirty and ugly, but also strong, dirty and cheap.
What mink coat, trend down, casually want thousands of pieces, not only expensive, but also difficult to clean.
At this time, dozens of hundreds of sets of cotton pajamas appeared on the scene.
Go to the market against the cold wind to buy vegetables, pick up and drop off children, do housework, do heavy work...
Which of these is not a real life portrayal of you and me?
Is it appropriate to wear mink down? Now, just two sets of cotton pajamas are all that has to go.
In fact, cotton pajamas are too important for southerners: in addition to keeping warm in winter, it is more for life.
When I was a child, I always looked forward to growing up quickly, and when I worked to make money one day, I could wear beautiful clothes in winter.
When you are old enough to drink and have a cup with your father, and when you are old enough to talk to your elders,
Only to find that under each piece of clothing, there are their own difficulties: worrying about money, struggling for life.
But no matter how hard the days are, everyone fights against life in their own way.
Work, takeout, taxi... These southerners who go out to make a living in the winter invariably wear cotton pajamas.
Maybe it's ugly, not necessarily glamorous, but it can keep you warm when it's coldest.
No matter how dirty the cotton pajamas are, ugly to the point of absurdity, that is the truest way of life.
We deserve a tribute.
Without further ado, now I'm going to put on my robe (cotton pajamas) and go out into the outside world to upgrade and fight monsters.
Reference:
1, Lilac life research: "The hottest ugly pajamas in the south, northerners look directly call good guys"
2, vista look at the world: "Hugh wants to take off this ugly dress from the southerners."
3, look at the book: "The southern people have a piece of winter artifact, the northerners look at the good guys"
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