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"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Mouse said

Don't dare to visit the door, don't dare to go shopping,

Eight generations of ancestors were humiliated.

Poisoning, plugging holes,

I wish my whole family had died sooner!

The result?

Sixty years a nail,

It's going to start with me.

Twelve genera phases,

Dude is still Grandpa!

Why?

By cobra is my cousin,

Married my sister with a Persian cat,

Recognize me as a daddy with a bald eagle!

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Cow said

Half a basket of hay, a few huts,

I don't know what psychological imbalance is.

With a leather whip on his back and mud under his feet,

Never complained about the unfairness of the world.

No matter how chaotic the eyes are,

Always believe that the avenue is invisible,

As long as you have good thoughts,

The right results can eventually be achieved.

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Tiger said

A noble body, eight-sided majesty,

In the animal circle, brother is a legend.

Took the forest of wild boars,

Raised a bunch of brothers,

Occupy the bear's hole,

Married a bunch of petite wives.

Have swallowed chickens, bitten live donkeys,

Scared of many aunts,

Just for this person to be pickpocketed tiger skin.

The weasel farts with its teeth gritted on the top of its head,

The rat sighed under the bed,

The flies cry and cry all day,

Lao Tzu is a kang mat,

What the is this prison,

Not hierarchical at all!

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Rabbit said

The mouth is dry and cracked, the tail is super short,

No one looks good!

The eagle saw the eagle scratching, the dog saw the dog,

Half a lifetime of busy running backwards.

Hiding in the jungle, people cutting down trees,

Hide in the wilderness and catch the sparks.

The vegetable garden was sprayed with pesticides,

The crops have changed into real estate.

To live to this extent, his words are also good,

There is a saying I would like to share with my friends:

No matter how gluttonous it is,

And you have to keep the little grass on the edge of the nest,

Otherwise, there's real trouble!

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Dragon said

I don't want to take advantage,

Don't you set it up,

You say it's my descendants,

Not at all!

When did I teach you to be greedy and take bribes?

When did I teach you to slash and kill innocents?

When did I teach you about adulteration?

When did I teach you about drug use and drug trafficking?

If one day,

Horns grow on your heads,

With scales on the body,

Naturally, I would say: Come here, kid!

Grandpa tells you how to call the wind and rain,

Soaring clouds driving fog...

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Snake said

Don't really think,

What does your genus have to do with me,

Chinese create the zodiac,

Mostly for the sake of chronology.

Since ancient times, the emperor has been called the True Dragon Heavenly Son,

But do you find out,

A more sage of the serpent?

Remember, friend —

It is a vicious-looking one,

It is possible to be single-minded in good,

Genus is cute,

Maybe all five poisons are available!

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Ma said

The horse's eye looks at man, and man is taller than a horse,

Dogs look at people, and people are better than dogs.

Or we'd grow up to be so big.

Why carry people's work?

Combat ploughing field racing pull cart,

Which one is not conscientious?

Of course

Ma Fei sage, who can be blameless,

Sometimes there is helplessness.

No, it's been taken care of,

Had a foreign-related marriage with a donkey,

He gave birth to a mixed-race son with the surname Mule.

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Sheep said

No damage, no lack of morality,

Talk to everyone and be at peace.

My favorite is the spring meadow,

What I admire most is the cow brother next door;

What I'm most afraid of is:

People often come to buy leather goods,

What I hate most is:

The charcoal fire of the yurt,

Dong Lai Shun's copper pot,

Xi'an's steamed buns...

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Monkey said

Born in the mountains, raised in the jungle,

Never knew what fear was.

Abducted and sold to the countryside by monkey dealers,

Observe the killing of chickens before they are domesticated.

Learned to fold the heel head and split the fork to sing and play,

Wander to the circus to play some juggling.

Tigers are lazy, black bears are cunning,

The gorilla makes the mixture look for stubble,

The pug turned into a big na.

——This showbiz,

It's complicated!

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Chicken said

I have feathers,

But I didn't say I was more beautiful than a peacock.

I have wings,

But I didn't want to compete with the Eagle.

We two families do our part,

Whistle for you, lay eggs for you,

But you are violating our reputation at every turn.

No?

So why did you catch a bunch of ladies?

Calling them "chickens"?

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Dog said

Unbearable, bored,

Never forget to catch up with the new trend.

Learn to walk the walkway at the pace of a model,

Trim the fur according to the appearance of the star.

The daughter-in-law married the chihuahua Kyoba,

Friends made huskies.

Three more hanging throats in the middle of the night,

I don't want to go to the Spring Festival Gala.

Just to tell you, what is the local tycoon!

"Zodiac Signs to You", after reading it, I was dizzy with laughter

Pig said

You guys, this family,

It's a little bit special.

There are two branches in total,

Five servings have long been out.

A stream of exile in the mountains,

Perennial wind meals and camping,

One was raised by others,

Fat mess!

Speaking of our ancestors,

You know each other,

He accompanied a bald head to India,

Got back a lot of good books.

There is nothing wrong with the old man,

It's just a little bit.

First of all, she flirted with the fairy sister with the surname Chang,

Then I soaked a village girl with the surname Gao.