The leader gave me two Chinese cigarettes, and I took them to the old man's house as a guest. As soon as I walked to the door, I heard my mother-in-law scream and say, "Unfortunately, the pot that was just made was pasted off."

The leader gave me two Chinese cigarettes, and I took them to the old man's house as a guest. As soon as I got to the door, I heard my mother-in-law scream and say, "Unfortunately, three of the pots I just made have fallen." At this moment, the voice of the wife's sister came: "Dirty, or throw it away." Mother-in-law: "No, don't waste it, just wipe it." "When I entered the house, it was time to eat, and a large plate of pots was placed in the middle of the table. My mother-in-law sandwiched three into my bowl, and she was really enthusiastic.

2. On weekends, I take my girlfriend shopping. Unexpectedly, he met his father, and he said: Son, don't worry, I won't tell your mother, this is a little secret between us. I said, "Grace, thank you Daddy." The next day, a large group of people had breakfast together. My mother asked me: Son, what happened to the strawberries on your neck? I said, "Don't ask, it's a little secret between me and my dad." As soon as the words fell, I felt that the anger in the house had become strange in an instant...

3, the holiday drive home, this way to drink a lot of drink bottles, and then with a bag packed up, ready to throw away when you go to the service area. When I got to the service area, I looked around for a trash can with a bag of drink bottles. Just about to throw it away, there was a car next to the trash can, and there was a particularly beautiful girl drinking a drink. Then I looked at me twice more, and the girl looked at me too. Just when I thought the encounter was coming, she threw the drink bottle in my bag.

4, on the plane, a beautiful woman cried bitterly, but no one came forward to comfort. I thought my chance had come!! So, I got up and prepared to go over and comfort my sister. As I slowly approached her, she cried even harder and everyone looked at me in panic!! Beauty: "Pilot, you don't want to live and can't pull us to bury with you!" ”

5, finally able to meet with the girlfriend of three years away. I took a 10-hour train ride to her city. It was getting dark and there was a strong wind. I saw her standing on the overpass, and that look was really cute! Run to her side by yourself, clasping her hands. But a hint of apology flashed out of the corner of her eye: I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you in advance, my aunt is here. She suddenly froze in the wind, and then shook the middle-aged woman beside her: Oh, aunt, hello, thank you for coming to pick me up on a cold day.

6, I have been friends with my girlfriend for five years, she never took me home to see my parents, every time I proposed to go she always found an excuse not to take me. Today I can't help but ask her: Have you never thought of marrying me? The girlfriend helplessly said: I don't hide from you, in fact, my family is very rich, my parents are also very snobbish, they definitely can't look at you, I don't want to embarrass you, so... I suddenly yelled: So we have no results at all? Will you leave me one day? Is that right? The girlfriend looked at the excited me and said softly: So honey, you should let me get pregnant quickly and give me a reason to convince them!

7. Mrs. Liu: "The new year is coming!" Husband, let's make a wish! Old Liu: "Good! First of all, let's talk about your wishes..." Mrs. Liu: "My New Year's wish is to have a 'new house, a new car, a new mobile phone'!" Lao Liu: "My New Year's wish is, 'new clothes, new makeup, new wife'!" Mrs. Liu: "Huh?" You want to find a new wife? It's the opposite of you! Old Liu: "No! I mean, I'm going to buy you 'new clothes, new makeup, and make you look brand new'! Mrs. Liu: "That's pretty much it!" ”

8, a few days ago, the sister-in-law followed her brother-in-law back to her hometown, and just entered the yard, a big black dog came out. The sister-in-law was frightened, and threw her brother-in-law down and turned around and ran. Later, the sister-in-law apologized to her brother-in-law, she said: Husband is sorry, at that time, I left you alone and ran. The brother-in-law said: Wife, I don't blame you for running, but why do you still have to bring the door!

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