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Keyboard Man | Bency returned with his first three-pointer to meet the emperor Philadelphia Mystery Industry warmly welcomed Deng ge

Keyboard Man | Bency returned with his first three-pointer to meet the emperor Philadelphia Mystery Industry warmly welcomed Deng ge

According to Shams, sources revealed that the Nets and the 76ers reached a deal with Harden for Simmons!

Deal deal: The Nets sent Harden to Bency, Seth Curry, and an unprotected 2022 first-round pick and a protected 2027 first-round pick.

According to a follow-up report by The Famous Woj, the Nets also sent Millsap in this transaction to get Zhuang Shen!

[–] CelticsGrey_Samurai 6048 points 6 hours ago

Please please please basketball gods, make them face each other in the playoffs

[–] [PHI] Joel EmbiidThatPlayWasAwful 4086 points 6 hours ago

Ben sits all the philly games and Kyrie sits the nyc games

Celtics fans: Basketball gods, please, let them meet in the playoffs.

76ers fans: Bency Philadelphia does not play away, Irving can not play at home.

[–] SilveryDeath 1289 points 6 hours ago*

The Nets acquired James Harden on January 14th 2021. They traded him on February 10th 2022. He, Durant and Kyrie played only 16 games together. They went 13-3.

[–]druidofnecro 413 points 4 hours ago

Thats an absolutely ridiculous stat

Fans: The Nets got Harden on January 14, 2021, but traded him on February 10, 2022. He played 16 games with Durant and Irving, with a record of 13 wins and 3 losses.

Fan: The numbers are quite outrageous.

Keyboard Man | Bency returned with his first three-pointer to meet the emperor Philadelphia Mystery Industry warmly welcomed Deng ge

Embiid tweeted the man in the suit (Note: For those who don't know the background behind this photo, this guy came to his enemy's funeral to embarrass him one last time.) )

[–] Raptors20person 5642 points 6 hours ago

FINALLY

Raptors fans: Finally!

[–] Mavericks_tx 1506 points 6 hours ago

And it's SOOOOOOOO much better for the 76'ers than like anyone thought it could be 2 months ago

Lone Ranger fans: For the 76ers, the result is much better than anyone could have imagined 2 months ago.

[–] KnicksRobbobertoBuii 4552 points 6 hours ago

Thybulle wasn't traded big time W

[–] Custard-Alone 1987 points 6 hours ago

And maxey

Knicks fans: Sable wasn't traded, the 76ers won at a crucial moment.

Fans: And Maxi.

[–] Clippersvoac4y55bpuc 443 points 6 hours ago

As a Harden fan, this couldn't have been better. Sixers going to be fun to watch.

Clippers fans: As Harden fans, the result could not have been better. The 76ers game will be very good.

Keyboard Man | Bency returned with his first three-pointer to meet the emperor Philadelphia Mystery Industry warmly welcomed Deng ge

[–] WarriorsDeusselkerr 627 points 6 hours ago

Starting lineup for Philly is Maxey/Harden/Thybulle/Harris/Embiid. GAWD DAYUM

Warriors fans: The 76ers' starting lineup is Maxi, Harden, Sable, Harris and Embiid. Oh my God!

[–] MavericksDirkNowitzkisWife 3625 points 6 hours ago

DOES PHILLY BUILD A SLIGHTLY SMALLER STATUE FOR KYRIE IRVING RUINING JAMES HARDEN’S LIFE?

Lone Ranger fans: Should Philadelphia have planted a small statue for Irving because he forced Harden away?

[–] MagicGamesgtd 1679 points 6 hours ago

They build a statue of a vaccine shot

Magic fans: They should make a statue of a vaccine.

[–] Magickunallanuk 1779 points 6 hours ago

I want everyone who said the sixers had no leverage and should have just taken Brogdon and 2 picks to apologize and never make another trash take again

Magic fan: I hope all the people who say the 76ers have no chips and should be replaced by Brogdon and 2 draft picks apologize and stop making these garbage predictions in the future.

Keyboard Man | Bency returned with his first three-pointer to meet the emperor Philadelphia Mystery Industry warmly welcomed Deng ge

[–] OverusedRedditJoke 9271 points 7 hours ago

Thus finally ends perhaps the most obnoxious and unnecessarily dragged-out saga in NBA history

Fans: The trade deadline is finally over, and perhaps it's the most annoying and unnecessary day in NBA history.

[–] WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 6389 points 7 hours ago

Kyrie’s streak of fucking up teams’ championship hopes remain intact.

Warriors fans: Irving's record of undermining the team's championship hopes in a row remains unchanged.

[–] LakersApollo611 815 points 6 hours ago

Turns out not taking the vaccine effects the people around you

Lakers fans: It turns out that not getting vaccinated will still affect yourself and the people around you.

Keyboard Man | Bency returned with his first three-pointer to meet the emperor Philadelphia Mystery Industry warmly welcomed Deng ge

[–] NetsCleopatraHadAnAnus 876 points 7 hours ago

That flat earther fuck really did a number on us

goddamnit.

Nets fans: This level dog R really put us on several tracks.

MLGB。

[–] CelticsADartfordPark 494 points 7 hours ago

And you really thought you could change that pseudo intellectual prick

Celtics fans: You really think you can change that pseudo-intellectual.

[–] NetsCleopatraHadAnAnus 356 points 7 hours ago

Honestly, I’m so sorry to Boston fans for any element of doubt I ever had as far as all that goes.

Should have known better. Did not know better.

Nets fans: Honestly, I want to apologize to the Green Army fans, I shouldn't have questioned you all the time.

I should have known it a long time ago, blaming myself for not understanding it well in the past.

Keyboard Man | Bency returned with his first three-pointer to meet the emperor Philadelphia Mystery Industry warmly welcomed Deng ge

[–] RaptorsAndySmalls 8160 points 7 hours ago

And just like that... Ben Simmons was miraculously cured.

Raptors fans: At the snap of a finger, Bency was miraculously cured.

[–] [LAL] Nick YoungTheChipiboy 2208 points 7 hours ago

Acting like the grandpa in spy kids 3

Lakers fans: It's like the grandpa in Very Little Agent 3.

[–] HeatBylvieBalvez 1532 points 7 hours ago

Or Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Heat fans: Or Charlie and Grandpa Joe in the chocolate factory.

[–] IHopeThisWorksForMe 5176 points 7 hours ago

"KD passes it to Simmons who is unguarded in the key... aaaaand he passes it back to KD..."

Fans: "KD passed the ball to Bency, who was unguarded on the inside... Then he sent it back to KD..."

[–] KnicksTigerBasket 2242 points 7 hours ago

KD with tears rolling down his face, he knows he can't win with these cats.

Knicks fans: KD is in tears, he knows he can't win the championship with these cats and dogs

Keyboard Man | Bency returned with his first three-pointer to meet the emperor Philadelphia Mystery Industry warmly welcomed Deng ge

[–]packersSB55champs 1047 points 7 hours ago

Hardest Road 2: even harder road

Fans: The hardest road 2 is even more difficult.

[–] WarriorsGloomy_Slide 446 points 6 hours ago

Man left Steph Curry for this lmao

Warriors fans: KD left Curry for that.

[–] WarriorsRealDannyMM 102 points 6 hours ago

He would have a hand full of rings if he stayed in GSW his whole career

Warriors fans: If he stays with the Warriors for the rest of his career, one of his hands will wear a championship ring.

[–] [DET] Bol Bolyodeadasss 5009 points 7 hours ago

LMAOOO DOC SHIPPED OUT HIS OWN SON IN LAW

Pistons fan: Oh my God, Rivers actually sent his son-in-law away.

[–] LakersZammy512 3440 points 7 hours ago

Doc has now traded his own son and his son in law. He said fuck them kids

Lakers fans: Rivers sent away his own son and son-in-law, and he said the bear children were gone.

[–] Lakersboyifyoudontget 2132 points 7 hours ago

Karma farmers, you better be ready to post the first Simmons basket in his return.

[–]lolxdalcuadrado 1185 points 7 hours ago

simmons makes a logo three on embiids face

Lakers fans: Those guys who spray Bency, you'd better be ready to post the first goal since Bency's comeback.

Fans: Bency hit a logo three-pointer in front of Embiid.

Keyboard Man | Bency returned with his first three-pointer to meet the emperor Philadelphia Mystery Industry warmly welcomed Deng ge

[–]harry5839 1341 points 6 hours ago

Philly strip clubs and cheese steaks congratulations James!

Fans: The Philadelphia Drag Dance Club and Steakhouse warmly welcome Harden.

[–]spacecashcow 3934 points 7 hours ago

Unrelated question: How do I buy stock in strip clubs from an individual city?

Fan: An unrelated question: How do I buy shares in a city drag club?

Twitter Users:

Keyboard Man | Bency returned with his first three-pointer to meet the emperor Philadelphia Mystery Industry warmly welcomed Deng ge

Harden arrived in Philadelphia

Source: Reddit

Compile: Fontaine

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