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鍵盤俠|本西複出首球三分迎射大帝 費城神秘行業熱烈歡迎登哥

鍵盤俠|本西複出首球三分迎射大帝 費城神秘行業熱烈歡迎登哥

據名記Shams報道,消息人士透露,籃網與76人達成了以哈登換本-西蒙斯為主體的交易!

具體交易方案:籃網送出哈登,得到本西、賽斯-庫裡以及一個不受保護的2022年首輪選秀權和一個受保護的2027年首輪選秀權。

據名記Woj後續報道,籃網還在此筆交易中送出米爾薩普,得到莊神!

[–]CelticsGrey_Samurai 6048 points 6 hours ago

Please please please basketball gods, make them face each other in the playoffs

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidThatPlayWasAwful 4086 points 6 hours ago

Ben sits all the philly games and Kyrie sits the nyc games

凱爾特人球迷:籃球之神,求求了,讓他們在季後賽相遇吧。

76人球迷:本西費城客場不打,歐文主場比賽打不了。

[–]SilveryDeath 1289 points 6 hours ago*

The Nets acquired James Harden on January 14th 2021. They traded him on February 10th 2022. He, Durant and Kyrie played only 16 games together. They went 13-3.

[–]druidofnecro 413 points 4 hours ago

Thats an absolutely ridiculous stat

球迷:籃網在2021年1月14号得到了哈登,但在2022年2月10日交易了他。他和杜蘭特、歐文一共一起打了16場比賽,戰績為13勝3負。

球迷:這個資料相當離譜。

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恩比德發推西裝男子(注:對于那些不知道這張照片背後的背景的人來說,這家夥來參加他敵人的葬禮是為了最後一次刁難他。)

[–]Raptors20person 5642 points 6 hours ago

FINALLY

猛龍球迷:終于!

[–]Mavericks_tx 1506 points 6 hours ago

And it's SOOOOOOOO much better for the 76'ers than like anyone thought it could be 2 months ago

獨行俠球迷:對于76人來說,這個結果比2個月前任何人能想到的都要好太多了。

[–]KnicksRobbobertoBuii 4552 points 6 hours ago

Thybulle wasn't traded big time W

[–]Custard-Alone 1987 points 6 hours ago

And maxey

尼克斯球迷:塞布爾沒有被交易,76人關鍵時刻的勝利。

球迷:還有馬克西。

[–]Clippersvoac4y55bpuc 443 points 6 hours ago

As a Harden fan, this couldn't have been better. Sixers going to be fun to watch.

快船球迷:作為哈登球迷,這個結果可能再好不過了。76人的比賽将會非常好看。

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[–]WarriorsDeusselkerr 627 points 6 hours ago

Starting lineup for Philly is Maxey/Harden/Thybulle/Harris/Embiid. GAWD DAYUM

勇士球迷:76人的首發陣容是馬克西、哈登、塞布爾、哈裡斯和恩比德。蒼天呐!

[–]MavericksDirkNowitzkisWife 3625 points 6 hours ago

DOES PHILLY BUILD A SLIGHTLY SMALLER STATUE FOR KYRIE IRVING RUINING JAMES HARDEN’S LIFE?

獨行俠球迷:費城是不是應該為歐文樹個小點的雕像,因為他逼走了哈登?

[–]MagicGamesgtd 1679 points 6 hours ago

They build a statue of a vaccine shot

魔術球迷:他們應該搞一個打疫苗的雕像。

[–]Magickunallanuk 1779 points 6 hours ago

I want everyone who said the sixers had no leverage and should have just taken Brogdon and 2 picks to apologize and never make another trash take again

魔術球迷:我希望所有說76人沒有籌碼并且應該換布羅格登和2個選秀權的人道歉,以後别再搞這些垃圾預測了。

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[–]OverusedRedditJoke 9271 points 7 hours ago

Thus finally ends perhaps the most obnoxious and unnecessarily dragged-out saga in NBA history

球迷:交易截止日終于結束了,或許這是NBA曆史上最令人讨厭和最沒必要等這麼久的一天了。

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 6389 points 7 hours ago

Kyrie’s streak of fucking up teams’ championship hopes remain intact.

勇士球迷:歐文連續破壞球隊總冠軍希望的紀錄依然沒有改變。

[–]LakersApollo611 815 points 6 hours ago

Turns out not taking the vaccine effects the people around you

湖人球迷:事實證明,不打疫苗還是會影響自己和身邊的人。

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[–]NetsCleopatraHadAnAnus 876 points 7 hours ago

That flat earther fuck really did a number on us

goddamnit.

籃網球迷:這個地平說的狗R的真的擺了我們好幾道。

MLGB。

[–]CelticsADartfordPark 494 points 7 hours ago

And you really thought you could change that pseudo intellectual prick

凱爾特人球迷:你們居然真的覺得可以改變那個僞知識分子。

[–]NetsCleopatraHadAnAnus 356 points 7 hours ago

Honestly, I’m so sorry to Boston fans for any element of doubt I ever had as far as all that goes.

Should have known better. Did not know better.

籃網球迷:老實講,我要對綠軍球迷道歉,不該一直質疑你們,

早就該知道的,怪自己過去沒好好了解。

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[–]RaptorsAndySmalls 8160 points 7 hours ago

And just like that... Ben Simmons was miraculously cured.

猛龍球迷:彈指一揮間,本西被奇迹般地治好了。

[–][LAL] Nick YoungTheChipiboy 2208 points 7 hours ago

Acting like the grandpa in spy kids 3

湖人球迷:就像是非常小特務3裡面的爺爺。

[–]HeatBylvieBalvez 1532 points 7 hours ago

Or Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

熱火球迷:亦或是查理和巧克力工廠裡的喬爺爺。

[–]IHopeThisWorksForMe 5176 points 7 hours ago

"KD passes it to Simmons who is unguarded in the key... aaaaand he passes it back to KD..."

球迷:“KD将球傳給了内線無人防守的本西……然然然後,他又傳回給了KD……”

[–]KnicksTigerBasket 2242 points 7 hours ago

KD with tears rolling down his face, he knows he can't win with these cats.

尼克斯球迷:KD熱淚盈眶,他知道他和這些阿貓阿狗一起無法赢下總冠軍

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[–]packersSB55champs 1047 points 7 hours ago

Hardest Road 2: even harder road

球迷:最艱難的路2之難上加難。

[–]WarriorsGloomy_Slide 446 points 6 hours ago

Man left Steph Curry for this lmao

勇士球迷:KD離開庫裡就為這。

[–]WarriorsRealDannyMM 102 points 6 hours ago

He would have a hand full of rings if he stayed in GSW his whole career

勇士球迷:如果他整個生涯都留在勇士的話,他的一隻手會戴滿總冠軍戒指。

[–][DET] Bol Bolyodeadasss 5009 points 7 hours ago

LMAOOO DOC SHIPPED OUT HIS OWN SON IN LAW

活塞球迷:我的天,裡弗斯居然把女婿送走了。

[–]LakersZammy512 3440 points 7 hours ago

Doc has now traded his own son and his son in law. He said fuck them kids

湖人球迷:裡弗斯送走了自己的親兒子和女婿,他說熊孩子不要了。

[–]Lakersboyifyoudontget 2132 points 7 hours ago

Karma farmers, you better be ready to post the first Simmons basket in his return.

[–]lolxdalcuadrado 1185 points 7 hours ago

simmons makes a logo three on embiids face

湖人球迷:那些個噴本西的家夥,你們最好準備好為本西複出後的首次進球發個貼。

球迷:本西當着恩比德的面命中一記LOGO三分。

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[–]harry5839 1341 points 6 hours ago

Philly strip clubs and cheese steaks congratulations James!

球迷:費城拖衣舞俱樂部和牛排店熱烈歡迎哈登。

[–]spacecashcow 3934 points 7 hours ago

Unrelated question: How do I buy stock in strip clubs from an individual city?

球迷:一個不相關的問題:我如何購買一個城市拖衣舞俱樂部的股票?

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