Wipe your ass after defecation
It is a great page in the history of human evolution
But you may not know
This is the closing session that we have rehearsed repeatedly
But few people can do it right
This "pot" must be carried by the "chrysanthemum".
Break open a fart and you will find that it has a lot of similarities with the mouth as the end of the digestive tract.
For example, they are all mucous membranes on the inside, and there is a ring of skin on the outside, all covered with folds, and if the androgen secretion is strong, they may also grow a ring of hair, and they will be exposed to sticky things.
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But the terrain of "chrysanthemums" is often more complicated.
It sits at the intersection of two mountains, with tight muscles that are easy to hide deeper as you stand and clamp.
There is a ring of radial folds around it, dense and complex, which is very easy to cause feces and secretions to remain.
The roof leaks in the overnight rain, and some poop is particularly fond of getting wet.
For example, eating a special spicy red oil hot pot may make the poop become very viscous, and when you panic and try to clip it, it will stubbornly adhere to the "gate", showing the will to survive.
Even if you try to kill it with a paper towel again, it will use the cover of folds and hairs to escape the pursuit.
This is not only, with the age of aging, pregnancy, many people may add hemorrhoids this little partner, resulting in "chrysanthemum" terrain more undulating, more folds, more likely to hide dirt and dirt.
According to the research of American microbiologists, on average, there are about 0.1g of poop on each pair of underwear, and the most is as high as 10g.
Long-term residual poop, coupled with the impermeable geographical location of the chrysanthemum, can easily lead to the growth of bacteria, inducing perianal itching, eczema and even fistula.
These unspeakable secrets are not only embarrassing, but also very existential. When you sit for a long time, a vague itch will stimulate your little ass eye and remind you to move around; after you have eaten the hot pot, the helplessness of not being able to shit will make you make up your mind and stifle the urge to eat the hot pot next time.
Therefore, in order to make yourself feel free to, eat hot pot, and thoroughly clean your ass, it is particularly important!
So how can it be cleaned thoroughly?
1. Choose toilet paper
If you want to do a good job, you must first use it, and the toilet paper that satisfies your ass should have the following 4 points:
supple
clean
Good adsorption
Fragrance-free
The softest raw material is usually 100% virgin wood pulp, and paper towels made from recycled waste paper may be coarser.
Softness feels most obvious when getting started, if the paper towel in your hand is easy to crack, hair loss, powder, scraps of paper when torn horizontally, it is rough to the touch, then it is likely to be made of waste pulp, it is recommended not to use it to ravage the fart.
In addition, the cleaning and wiping effect of paper towels with strong liquid adsorption ability is better, and you can also compare the paper towels at home.
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Still others prefer wet wipes, but not all wipes are suitable for wiping your ass.
Because some of the wipes added to the fragrance, disinfectant, etc., may cause irritation to the skin and mucous membranes, resulting in allergies, rashes and even damage to the local flora balance.
If the wet wipes are not processed or stored properly, it is easy to breed bacteria, because the wipes are full of liquid and are an ideal breeding ground for bacteria.
Therefore, it is recommended that when you buy wet wipes, choose regular brand, pH neutral, non-flavored, independently packaged pure water wipes.
2. Pay attention to the general direction
After choosing toilet paper, talk about posture.
First of all, it is recommended that you try to squat and sit to wipe your ass, so that you can fully expose the "Kikubu" and facilitate the wiping.
Secondly, pay attention to the general direction, if you are a boy, you can ignore this part.
If you are a girl, it is best to rub it from front to back.
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Rub the relatively clean, fragile urethral and vaginal orifice areas first, and then rub the area, which reduces the possibility of bacteria being carried to the front of the anus and reduces the risk of urinary tract infections and vaginitis.
3. Use with both hands
The left and right hands have their own advantages in the direction of force, when you use one hand to wipe the fart cleaner than paper, as long as you continue to change hands, you can still make the, so wipe the fart, be sure to open the bow left and right.
4. Rain and dew are "wet"
When wiping farts, remember that the core action is "dipping", and can not be wiped hard all the time, otherwise it may not only hurt the skin, but also expand the contaminated area.
Step 1: Fold 3 or so paper towels, wipe off the residue of large chunks from front to back, and repeat 2-3 times.
Step 2: Take the clean paper and gently rotate it half a circle to the left or right to "dip" the fart. The gesture is a bit like eating sushi, with the middle finger slightly raised, the index finger and ring finger behind, slightly deep and gently rotated, and the folds and depressions of the "Kikube" are finely worked.
Fold or replace the tissue, swirling it several times, with gentle force until the tissue does not see a noticeable residue.
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Step 3: Wait until the fart is completely dry, it is best to observe whether there is mucus, blackening, blood, thinning and other abnormalities in your stool before flushing the toilet.
If you have the conditions, it is better to wash and dry the farts with water, and if not, it is good to wipe the paper towel wet.
But even if you rub it so carefully, there may be "shit" in the depths, so don't forget to wash your ass with moderately warm water when you take a shower every day.
Farts do dirty work for us every day, with their pay, we can eat and drink spicy, I hope that in the new year, everyone cares more about farts, the new year, eat spicy, stool smooth!
Review expert: Zhang Yan | Chief Physician of the Department of Anorectal Surgery of the Fourth Affiliated Hospital of Harbin Medical University
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