Ancient humor story: three jugs of wine

Once upon a time, there was a hotel owner who didn't know a word, and people gave him the nickname "Blind Boss".

One day, an alcoholic came to the hotel and said to the boss: "Boss, I have no money today, how about you drink a pot of wine on credit?" The boss first refused, and then could not withstand the repeated pestering of the drunkard, so he had to borrow a pen, ink and paper from another store and ask the drunkard to keep his own account. The drunkard knew that the boss could not read, so he scribbled on the ledger: "I have a pot of wine, a certain day in a certain month of a certain year." Write it and give it to the boss. The boss took the ledger upside down, shook his head and looked at it for a while, and even claimed praise: "Good word, good word!" After saying that, he hit a pot of wine and gave it to the drunkard.

After a few days, a passerby also went to the hotel to drink on credit, and the dark boss did not say a word, took out the ledger, and asked the passerby to keep his own account. The passerby opened the ledger and saw that it said, "I have a pot of wine..." So he went on to write: "You have a pot of wine, a certain year and a certain month." The dark boss saw that the handwriting was no different from the last time, and also gave him a pot of wine on credit.

A few days later, another guest came to the hotel, and the blind boss warmly received him, called a pot of wine, and the guest said, "Boss, I forgot to bring wine money today." The boss said, "But maybe I have a ledger here, and you'll make a note of it yourself." The guest opened the ledger, suppressed his laughter, and then wrote: "He has a pot of wine, a certain day in a certain month of a certain year."

Fast forward to the end of the year, the blind boss stored the number of wines, no more, no less, a whole three pots of wine. He thought left and right, and suddenly remembered that he still had an old account book, so he took the account book and hurried out to ask for the account. As he walked, walked, he suddenly remembered that he was illiterate, who would these three pots of wine beg? It just so happened that there was a teaching gentleman on the other side, and the blind boss was busy asking the gentleman to read the ledger. The gentleman took the ledger and read: "I have a pot of wine" Before the gentleman finished reading, the blind boss hurriedly said: "Slow down, don't read it." Now let's sell duck eggs, one by one, and sprinkle your pot with money. When the gentleman heard this, he was confused and quickly explained: "Your account is written as "I have a pot of wine, not I drank a pot of wine from you." "You just said you drank it!" I read it according to the words...........

At this time, it just so happened that the county official of this county had arrived here, and the two of them stopped the car to file a complaint, and the county official ordered the car to stop coming, and drank: "Be bold and cut the people, stop this official from going to the road, what is the situation, quickly recruit from the truth!" The two people "pounced" and knelt down together, put their respective reasons together, and asked the county grand master to be the master. The more confused the county official listened, the more confused he became, and he shouted: "The Kun ledger will come up and wait for this county to take advantage of the public and make a decision." The county magistrate opened the ledger and read, "I-i have a pot of wine." The county magistrate thought to himself, "When should I drink a pot of wine from him?" Just when the county official was giving the certificate, Boss Pei thought to himself: The county master can't ask for this pot of wine money, if he offends the grandfather, the lawsuit will not be won. So he said flatteringly, "Grandpa, it doesn't matter if you drink, I don't want money for that wine." When the county magistrate heard the boss say that he didn't want his wine money, he immediately raised his eyebrows and smiled, and then read: "You have a pot of wine, a certain day in a certain month of a certain year." When the blind boss heard that he had also taken a pot of wine on credit, he hurriedly said, "I can drink well myself and say well." The county magistrate read again: "He has a pot of wine, a certain day in a certain month of a certain year." After listening to Taiye's verdict, the blind boss prostrated his head vigorously and shouted in unison: "Yes, yes, you are really a qingtian grand master, I am for his pot of wine!"