1. A young woman in front, with a graceful figure and a delicate face, is also in line wearing a short skirt with hips. Standing next to her, Xiao Zhengtai was constantly arguing for the young woman to hold him, and the young woman had been silent, and then Xiao Zheng was too angry, and pulled the corner of the young woman's skirt with his hand and said: "Ma Ma If you don't pay attention to me again, I can pull your skirt!" At this time, a man next to him said: "The child can't get used to it, you don't hug him, see if he dares." “
2. Several doctors bought an oversized TV set in the duty room, a few days broke, called the boss to repair, the boss said to add money, a doctor went to the door of the duty room and locked the door, said to the boss: "When will you fix it, when will you leave." Boss: "You are kidnapping, I want to call the police!" He dialed 110: "I want to call the police, someone has locked me up!" Policeman: "Who, where?" Boss: "It's the doctor, I'm in a mental hospital, they won't let me go!" ”
3. Boiling Sheep and Beautiful Sheep live on the green grassland, and they often watch "Detective Conan" after they get married. As a result, the boiling sheep felt that their inference ability was bursting. On this day, the boiling sheep came home and suddenly smelled a smell of smoke. The look of the beautiful sheep and sheep was panicked and nervous, and the boiling sheep immediately forced to ask: Are you a faceless sheep who have taken other sheep home? Beauty: What are you talking about? Boiling sheep and sheep I: Brother one, I smell smoke, there must be other sheep in the family, second, I saw the traces of someone sitting on the sofa, there was also a smell of smoke, and did not find wool, I deduced, this sheep must be a bald, quickly say, who in the end has come? Just then, the slow sheep came out of the kitchen with the dish...
4. After graduation, my father sent me to Huawei headquarters for internship. Three months passed and the manager called me into the office. The manager said: "Xiao Zhang, you have been in the company for three months, and your performance has been good. However, recently many colleagues have reported that you have a problem with your tone of voice and hope that you will correct it. "When I got back to my seat, I couldn't help but shed tears, is this the workplace?" The more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, and I peeled a garlic and stuffed it into my mouth!
5. In high school, once after class, my classmates rushed outside to buy box lunches. In order to arrive before the others, Lily took a short walk around, and as a result, the manhole cover in front of her was not covered and fell down! After a while, she climbed up the edge of the well, very embarrassed, a group of junior high school students walked past her in surprise, she was in a hurry, while climbing and saying: Hey! It's so hard to fix! Junior high school students mistakenly thought it was a manhole cover, so they did not cause onlookers.
6. After dinner in the evening, I went downstairs to the commissary to buy cigarettes, and at the checkout I said: How much is it? Beauty hostess: 12 pieces of 5! I wiped my pockets to see if there were 5 hairs, at which time the lady boss glanced at me and said: Handsome guy looks at you so handsome! Forget about the five cents! I smiled and said, "How funny is that?" So I gave her 10! Then the lady boss opened her mouth and said, slowly walking ha. Halfway down the road I always feel something is wrong.......
7. Last month, a young man moved in next door and he cracked my WIFI password. After cracking the movie, the network of my home is very stuck, and the card is depressed. Today the network was stuck again, and I couldn't bear to turn off the router and lie on the window reading a book. An hour later, I distinctly heard the next door shouting: How can I go to 4G? This is going to go bankrupt!
8. The sister-in-law came to work with an Audi R8, and the driver master chatted with the sister-in-law and learned that the sister-in-law was single. The driver said: "My son has no object, a person in Beijing, graduated from a prestigious university, opened his own company, has a car and a house!" "The sister-in-law thinks that this is not the uncle who has taken a fancy to himself?" Let me be his daughter-in-law? As a result, the uncle said: "Alas, the same are all single, this gap is really big!" The sister-in-law said, "Is this being abandoned?" ”?
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