1. Cecilia Cheung's ex-husband is Tse Ting-feng; Tse Ting-feng's ex-girlfriend is Faye Wong; Faye Wong's husband is Li Yapeng; Li Yapeng's ex-girlfriend is qu Ying; Qu Ying's current boyfriend is Zhang Yadong icon; Park Shu has a former

1. Cecilia Cheung's ex-husband is Tse Ting Feng; Tse Ting-feng's ex-girlfriend is Faye Wong; Faye Wong's husband is Li Yapeng; Li Yapeng's ex-girlfriend is Qu Ying; Qu Ying's current boyfriend is Zhang Yadong icon; Park Shu has an ex-girlfriend named Zhou Xun; Zhou Xun has an ex-boyfriend named Li Yapeng; Faye Wong's ex-husband is Dou Wei; Dou Only has a cousin named Dou Peng; Dou Peng has an ex-girlfriend named Zhou Xun; Dou Peng's cousin is Dou Ying; Dou Ying's ex-husband is Zhang Yadong; Zhang Yadong's current girlfriend is Qu Ying; Qu Ying's ex-boyfriend is li Yapeng; what is the relationship between Cecilia Cheung and Li Yapeng? Come and go, all the...

2. The female colleague said, "Brother, my computer is broken, after eating, I will help me see what is going on!" "I said okay. After eating, I followed my female colleague to her house, and the computer could not be turned on. The female colleague said: "Brother, the computer is not in a hurry, we say conversation!" "I said no, take care of the computer first, and then do something else." I was a computer student, and I thought it would be easy to solve, but her computer problem was serious, and it was not fixed from 8 to 10 pm. Female colleagues have said many times don't fix it, I don't agree, look down on who ah, as if I really can't get it right.?? Later, it was almost midnight, I really hadn't gotten it right, and when I was angry and planned to go home, my female colleague pulled me aside and said, "Brother, are you stupid, you tossed around for so long just to fix a computer?" And then it hasn't been fixed yet! I immediately got angry, picked up her computer, and said, "I'll take it home and fix it!" "Saying, despite her obstruction, I will leave, ahem, even if it is not all night, I have to fix it for her." It is strange to say that when I arrived at my house, the power supply was plugged in, and the computer was instantly better. I suddenly wondered, before booting, do you have to turn on the socket power?

3. I went to the hospital for a physical examination, taking my son, during which the nurse deliberately teased my son and said, "I will be your girlfriend, do you want to?" The baby son did not answer, and the nurse next to him asked undeadly: "You don't want a girlfriend?" The son looked up, looked at him, and in a dismissive tone, replied loudly: "I have kindergarten." ”

4. Have dinner with a colleague at noon, and at checkout he says he's having a treat today! Handed the boss a 100 yuan, after a while the boss took the money and came to us and said: 100 can't be opened, do you have any change? The colleague said no, and then looked at me, and I hurriedly said I had! I hurriedly wiped out ten ten pieces of the table from my bag, and then put the 100 piece into my bag!

5. I am a high-achieving student from the University of Cambridge, ready to return to build my hometown, and received a position as a secretary from a private company. A few days ago, I was arranged to go on a business trip with the chairman and arrived at my destination at one o'clock in the morning. We have a hotel, and there is only one large window room left. After the chairman finished washing, wrapped in a bath towel, I enviously wiped a handful on his back and praised: "Oh my God! Chairman, I didn't expect you to be in your 60s, your skin is so white, and the maintenance is so good! The chairman looked at me with a look of horror, silently dressed, and sat in front of the computer to play a night of happy fighting landlords!?

6. Xiaomei is an eighteen-line little star, who had a cold in the hotel on this day and was very uncomfortable. Stuffy in the bed to text her boyfriend: "I have a cold..." She thought about kicking him if the other person replied, "Drink more water." After a while, the phone vibrated and the text message read: "Open the door." "This big idiot, who let him come!" Xiaomei was very touched in her heart, and got up and rushed to the door as fast as she could. At this time, the mobile phone vibrated again, and she opened the door with one hand and the surname with the other: "Breathe more fresh air, exercise." ”

7. The sister married the rich man as she wished, and has enjoyed the life of a rich wife ever since. Finally the rich man was going to die of cancer, he called his sister to his side and said, "Before I die, I will give you my 30 million, I put them in the safe, the password is 666888!" "The rich man gasped when he finished!! My sister was very happy and hurried to the safe to get the money. As a result, after opening the safe, my sister was stunned, because there was only one note in the safe. It reads: "Don't remarry, don't remarry, don't remarry!" ”

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