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Hi, it's me again, the equally sound Ying Tri Sting of personality and forced character.
A while ago, Sting made a "Guide to the Big Director Not Completely Pretending", and you still enjoyed it?
Haven't seen it yet, Sting first helped everyone review the previous situation:
Last month, the movie website TSPDT released a list of the "100 most popular directors since the 21st century", and the top twenty are as follows:
Although the authority is limited, it is enough to force it.
Last time's "Big Director's Incomplete Pretense Guide" Sting counted the last ten for everyone (those who have not yet seen it can be made up first: a sentence to debunk the master's compulsion, good poison).
This time, it was finally the top ten.
So...... How to understand the master in a few sentences?
Let's get started...
This is an irresponsible dividing line
No.10
Ang lee
The correct pronunciation of the two words "Ang Lee" is "the light of the Chinese".
He said that Uncle An is the director who is best at expressing Chinese and Western cultures, and the "Family Trilogy" is the best example.
Don't always think that Uncle Ann won the Oscar "Best Director" twice ("Brokeback Mountain", "The Fantasy Drift of the Young Pi"), and throw it out - the "5 intersections" between people and the Oscars.
In 1994 and 1995, he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film for "Wedding Feast" and "Eating Men and Women"; in 2001, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" directly won the "Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film".
Incidentally, I would like to mention Ang Lee's "cooking skills", after all, six years of experience as a family cook, cooking skills are so good that the mother-in-law wants to invest in opening a restaurant for him.
Of course, it can also be said that in addition to the two identities of director and chef, Uncle An is also good as an actor, and uncle An played soy sauce in the 89-year domestic film "The Last Nobleman".
No.09
Terrence Malik
Comrade Ma is the "same kubrick" and has been thinking about the philosophy of life for 30 years.
The old horse's routine is to "use the issue of cosmic life time with multi-angle mysterious pictures such as up-and-down shots to achieve the high-pressure effect of scaring the audience."
When describing Malik, you can use the four words "unclear sense", talk about the old horse's "stream of consciousness" mirror, and then say in the tone of the director of teaching that it is normal not to understand but it is not right not to think.
"Knight of the Holy Grail", the × number one in the must-see movie of life.
Finally, don't forget to spit on Malik's "concept of time", like the latest "Singing Endlessly", which was finally released after a long journey of changing corners, changing names, and jumping gears three times.
No.08
Jia Zhangke
It can be described that Jia Zhangke is the most tonal one in the "sixth generation of directors", a realist who uses negative energy to spread positive energy.
Jia Zhangke is the best spokesperson for "pseudo-documentaries", dead hometown, consumption feelings, ruin aesthetics, and the characters under his lens are all small and free.
The laid-off workers in "Ren Yao", the coal miners in "The Good Man of the Three Gorges", and the thieves in "Xiao Wu".
Finally, I must say that the current Jia Zhangke and the past Jia Zhangke are two people.
No.07
Richard Linklater
Describing Linklater as the "most talkative" director (and fundamentally different from Quentin's words), Yun gently explained when the other party posed a "what a ghost" expression:
It is the director of the "Love in" trilogy.
If the other party is still confused, please add an explanation:
It is the director of "Love Before the Dawn Breaks", "Love at Sunset and Dusk", and "Love Before Midnight".
You can appreciate Linklater's "patience" of making "Boyhood" for 12 years, and then add that "the most romantic thing Linklater can think of is to slowly grow old with Ethan Hawke" (the two have worked together 13 times, which is much better than "Bolton X Depp").
Ethan Hawke's 12 years in Boyhood
No.06
Russ von Trier
He said that he could not tell which of "von Trier himself" and "von Trier works" was more pretentious (after all, von Trier himself was very capable of being a demon, suffering from depression phobia, unobstructed mouth, and love of yellow storm themes).
In addition to the "American Trilogy" (Dogtown, Mandalay, Washington), the "Dogma95" manifesto that Russ von Trier has worked up (the so-called original ecological regulations set by a group of sick artists, such as having to shoot on the spot, having to shoot handheld, not accepting post-dimming, etc.) can mean that it is the purest artist's manifesto, comparable to the New Wave Revolution.
"Idiot" is a film made entirely according to the "dogma95" guideline
No.05
Paul Thomas Anderson
Be careful not to get confused with Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, known as "PTA"
Please use the word "genius" when describing PTA, he is the director who is the best at "group drama" (for example, "Unruly Night" and "Magnolia").
In addition, he regretted that PTA did not make "small movies", after all, he himself said that he had "read countless films".
Finally, you can complain that the output of PTA is very small, and in the later stage, you are directly addicted to shooting MV, and it is a MV with no technical content at all.
Radiohead's "Present Tense" was directed by PTA, and the whole process was cut back and forth between the two people's shots
No.04
Apichatpong Welashaku
Recite the name verbatim and completely—
<h1>Apichatpong Welashaku</h1>
<h1> Apichatpong Weerasethakul</h1>
This force has been successfully installed.
If you're wondering a little bit, Apichatpong is a Thai director who is good at "de-cinematic storytelling" (that is, making movies that don't look like movies, like documentaries), and he's also a director tied to "Cannes" ("Uncle Bumi Who Can Recall Past Lives" won the Palme d'Or).
No.03
Michael Haneke
Mention of Haneke is mentioned in his "glacier trilogy" of "postmodernism" (The Seventh Continent, Benny's Videotape, 71 Fragments of the Chronicle of Opportunity).
It can be said that "why the Aries man who is born with hot blood is keen to show the indifference and cruelty between people".
Finally, he expressed his admiration for Haneke, because the old man was the "harvester of the goddess of knowledge" and had cooperated with Aunt Huppel and Juliet Binoche many times.
No.02
David Lynch
Another handsome old man.
David Lynch is an artist whose artistic career has been delayed by a director.
Secondly, he said that even if the director is a sideline, David Lynch is still playing 666.
Then, don't compare David Lynch or David Finch because the names overlap (there is no comparison at all).
Don't use "David Lynch style" to describe the old man's movie, people have technical terms, "Lynchian" (Lynch sense) -
Lynch sense is a special kind of irony, the creepiest and most bland addition, showing in this way the immortal presence of the former in the latter.
Then he said that Lynch's coffee was the most popular business.
Finally, avoid mentioning Mulholland Drive and believe Sting, the film is rotten.
No.01
Wong Kar Wai
Finally, the first place that everyone expects, Wong Kar-wai, in fact, this list won several consecutive times.
When it comes to Wong Kar-wai, there is no need to wonder whether "The Ferryman" means that the sunglasses king has exhausted Jiang Lang, anyway, the classic that everyone reads is always "Chongqing Forest", "Ah Fei Zheng Biography", "Spring Break"...
It means that he has filmed the classics, played the deep costumes, and now it is good to engage in some of his favorite waywardness.
And......
People who are really forced will not pretend to be forced by Wang Dao, right?
This is the closing line of the finished curtain
Well, at this point, the world's most TOP director does not completely pretend to be a guide and declares the end.
This is certainly not a serious summary, after all, the most accurate and effective way to understand these masters is always their works.
If there is a sentence that makes you pat your thigh and shout: True!
Sting is enough.
It's May 25, 2017 at 10:55 p.m., and this minute is in my article because of you, and I'll remember this minute.
So, Sting asks: If there was one more Guide to Pretending, would you still like it?
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