Last weekend I was actually hit by a double whammy.
One is "The Mist", which everyone knows.
Second, as a loyal fan of "Star Detective" (although I have never written it), I have always been looking forward to the taiwanese version of "I Am a Great Detective" created by the original production team

Last Saturday, March 24, "I Am the Great Detective" was broadcast on Mango Tv, as the first case of the reverse output of domestic excellent networks to satellite TELEVISION.
It's up the street
Let's take a look at the sense of a drop in the gap that the 5.4 points have brought me.
In the mainland series of network roundups, "Star Detective" is the highest score on Douban, yes, surpassing "Extreme Challenge"
It is also the only one in the mainland that imitates South Korea's variety shows, and the only word-of-mouth surpasses the original version (and also bought the copyright).
Especially the third season, during the broadcast period, I could brush up on it almost every day.
Say it props madness ▼▼▼▼
Large enough to build a one-story hospital ▼▼▼
As small as the drug name, Weibo, and prescription list, all of them are stems▼▼▼
Say that it is a screenwriter ben more Virgo than Virgo ▼▼▼ ▼▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼
As large as all kinds of parallel, cyclical, and space-breaking sci-fi terriers.▼▼▼
As small as the identity meme commonly used in classic suspense films▼▼▼▼
#全都看得我背后一凉 #
Say it's the world's first skin in the later period.▼▼▼▼.▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼
In short, suspense, decryption, funny, acting... Tightly built the insurmountable high reputation of "Star Detective". This variety show provides the audience with an almost one-stop experience of "watching TV": laughter, excitement, sophistication, soul and a certain degree of mental exercise.
It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a benchmark for network synthesis.
As a taiwan broadcast variety show, Mango Station's treatment for "I Am a Great Detective" is not bad - taking over "Sound Immersion".
"Sound Immersion" ah, each issue has the highest ratings, word of mouth and zero bad reviews of the one ▼▼▼
With the gene of "Star Detective", take over the class of "Sound Immersion".
Excellent is a word.
The only unpleasant thing before the start of the broadcast was that the guest lineup was almost a big change of blood.
In addition to He Jiong staying behind, the fixed MC of the online version - Sa Bening, Bai Jingting, Wang Ou, Wu Yingjie are all gone # Ghost is really rare to walk silly white sweet people set not to be annoying #
In the company of two years and three seasons, He Sa Gull White Ghost has already become the "tuan soul" of this show, and now it is going to be broadcast on a larger platform, but the tuan soul has almost been replaced, and the old fans are naturally unwilling.
In order to stabilize the mood of fans, a week before the start of the broadcast, He Chen, the producer of "Star Detective" and the general director of "I Am a Great Detective", also wrote a long letter
The substitution was not only repeatedly explained by the team, but at the "I Am a Great Detective" press conference, He Jiong also said this in detail.
Everyone likes to go to my Weibo under @ others, if you want this person, just look at what he is doing now, such as filming, you run to the official micro of that show to ask, okay? They gave us time and we got it. It's impossible that you also like, and we also like people, we don't need it.
Under The narration that Teacher He has always been mixed with some small humor, saying that the old group has no schedule, I almost believed it.
*Can only be sure that fangxin set fire to sprinkle because belonging to CCTV dad can not marry *
However, Ma Sichun, Han Xue, Deng Lun and Wu Lei and Zhang Ruoyun, who have participated in the online version before - this lineup is not bad.
To put it bluntly, "I Am the Great Detective" has raised my expectations to the MAX file.
So I didn't go anywhere last Saturday night, and honestly even watched "Happy Base Camp" (this issue is to promote my big).
Even the ads were watched and honestly chased the premiere.
And then there's the familiar plot —
I think of the program group as an old friend
The program team looked down on my IQ
The score of Douban is not deliberately lowered by the old audience for a while, in fact, there were 5.6 points two days ago
In the past two days, more than a thousand people have commented, but the score continues to fall, which can only show that "I am a great detective" is really unsatisfactory.
Many of the tap water of the previous programs are helping to find the reason, and one of the high praises is as follows▼▼▼
The low-grade version of "Star Detective"
Indeed, there are many requirements for the plot and language scale of the star station, the most obvious of which is: you can't die, you can't drive.
Yellow Storm Element Goodbye ▼▼▼▼
The absence of a homicide means that you will never see the scene of a crime that frightens the guests
Not to mention the brain-hole moments that are similar to "Hotel Horror", which constantly subverts the inherent cognition
There will be no more such dirty passages
In the first episode, even the four words "drunken dreaming of death" on the prop couplet were dropped by the mosaic
However, these "many restrictions of the TV station" are not the reason for the devastating impact on the program, but only reduce the stimulation.
Let's take a look at the main suspense line of the first episode.
From the perspective of styling props, it is a story similar to the classic Hong Kong film "New Dragon Gate Inn", and there are obsessive grievances about women and rivers and lakes.
The incident was that Zhang Ruoyun came to the inn with two children, but just as he was drinking in the hall, the children in the room disappeared out of thin air
Naturally, everyone in the inn was suspicious.
The detective in this issue is Zhang Ruoyun.
He was a spy, and the two children were not his, but the nemesis of his allegiance to Gonggong Deng, Lord Jia, and it was his task to steal two children from Jia Province.
From this, it was determined that these two children were the sons of loyal subjects and had status
Then let's follow the routine of the great detective and look at everyone's motives.
After the search for evidence, indeed, they can all have a little relationship with [children].
Deng Lun, the adopted son of Gonggong Deng, had the same purpose of finding these two children as Zhang Ruoyun, and was ordered by Gonggong Deng
Shop Xiao Er, played by Wu Lei, hides a comic strip, the content of which is to rob the wanted child, take the bounty, and then steal the child back after getting it and give it to the original owner
So he may be stealing children for money.
He also has a poster with the Little Skinny Man and the Little Chubby Man
And at the head of his bed there is a bunch of weight loss books, and he also has a little fat man with the same umbrella
Reasonable suspicion that he is Chubby, but he says Chubby is his idol.
Han Xue got up and told an earth-shattering love story that he had waited for for the little fat man for many years, and there was no clue related to the child
The general played by Zhang Tianai has always had a crush, han Xue's brother, and in his letter to Zhang Tianai, he wrote that he needed 49 pairs of virgin boys and girls in order to cure his illness
In Zhang Tianai's room, she found that she had collected 48 signs depicting virgin boys and girls, just one piece.
So she may be stealing children for love.
In Han Xue's brother's room without NPCs, there are many books that make children cry
This is the first round of evidence search, very weak, like He Jiong said that he was investigating Jia Fu.▼▼
In the second round, they finally knew that they had to go to the scene of the crime to search.
Zhang Tianai found Deng Lun's same smoke at the window of the child's room
Finding The letter from Lord Jia in He Jiong, He Jiong finally said his motive: he grew up in Jia Province and escaped the disaster of extinction, and Lord Jia entrusted the child to him
But the other clues are all crooked.
Zhang Tianai found material for women pretending to be men in Han Xue's brother's room
Learned that Han Xue was pretending to be a man and was ambiguous with her... ▼▼▼
cause?
She needs 49 pairs of virgin boys and girls to tear up and let the desert blossom
Because the little fat man told her that when this flower blooms, I will come back and marry you.
After violently smashing this flower, I received a good guy card from the little fat man saying, "I can't come back."
He Jiong found that this font was the same as the font of the poems I wrote.
With the background of his amnesia, it turns out that I am the little fat man! ▼▼▼
???? Can't solve the case? So the little fat man's clue is all wasted.
It was not easy to finally come up with another feature of K - because the crime scene left a note from his accomplice, saying that I would take the child thousands of miles away, and the payment was a brother
Then K has brothers.
Han Xue actually has no brothers, and Zhang Tianai and Wu Lei have both received letters from brothers
Superimposed with the evidence of the previous pa, there are people who are familiar with the inn judging from the props of the crime - obviously there is a problem with Wu Lei's identity!
But in the end, it was Teacher He who had the most votes, and I was also... Forget it, it doesn't matter.
Importantly, is the low-energy reasoning exposed in this episode 97 minutes all a pot of scale?
If it is not violent, can't we reason seriously?
If you don't open the yellow cavity, can't you be funny?
"Conan" has so many episodes that have not died
#据说所有出现 episodes of Kidd the Thief are undead #
Does it affect the visibility?
Not really.
Even the more family-friendly variety show "Running Man", the best episode is ELLA's full-time high-energy suspense reasoning special, no dead people, no yellow cavity, relying on information and acting to fight psychological warfare have made the audience creepy ▼▼▼
No matter how much the TV station restricts the scale, it does not limit the core of "puzzle solving"?
The first issue of "I Am a Great Detective" is like a schoolboy, and all the reversals occur on the side line. No, it is a side line to say that the good point is the side line, to be honest, it is a meaningless emotional line that I am not touched at all and even want to laugh a little.
For example, Deng Lun, the only plot that affects the main line of reasoning in this episode is the smoke.
The rest, he relied on his own practice of Bi Xin Gong (those who won this set of kung fu will leave a love mark on their bodies), and He Jiong had it on him - indicating that he had beaten He Jiong, and he had also beaten Little Fat Man - to help confirm that He Jiong was Little Fat Man.
Second, Zhang Ruoyun was ordered by Gonggong Deng to take away another child of the enemy family, and this child had a birthmark on the sole of his feet
Wu Lei inexplicably wanted to see the soles of everyone's feet
Coincidentally, Deng Lun just had it - indicating that his righteous father, who had been loyal to him for so many years, was actually his father-killer
What is the meaning of these two lines?
"Star Detective" will also have some dog-blooded plots that have nothing to do with the main line, but the problem with "I Am the Great Detective" is that it not only increases the length of these useless side lines, but also reduces the complexity of the main line.
So do you want me to watch a TV series, or do you watch a reasoning variety show?
This brings us to the deadliest part of "I Am the Great Detective"
Two words: awkward
#统计全网的相关评论里 the word count of "awkward" is estimated to be the Guinness Book of Records #
"Star Detective" You give a "Winter Love Song" script and they can all perform the feeling of "I Love My Home";
And "I Am the Great Detective" is the living "New Dragon Gate Inn" into "Winter Love Song".
Director He Chen released seven screenshots of fan opinions on Weibo
Zooming in to see the green part is complaining that some guests are too "acting".
This acting is good, it is too redundant.
Clear-eyed people can see that the superfluous acting skills are mainly talking about Han Xue.
Yes, Han Xue, who was praised for playing an octagonal role last Saturday, was asked to put away her acting skills this Saturday.
She is the lady of the inn, probably bringing herself into Maggie Cheung
One moment is full of charm, the other is secretly hurt, and most of the time it is a face of indifference of "I have a lot of stories, I am a woman who is easily hurt"
Sometimes the other guests are looking for clues with great interest, only she has a face and I have a story to ask me to stand aside, even Wu Lei Didi can't help but spit ▼▼▼ ▼
#真的很吓人 #
Then the "moving" clip mentioned in the previous press release group, you can experience it for yourself
[Acting] This thing is best to exist independently in a closed time and space, such as a movie, a TV series, a drama, or the part of the acting competition from the beginning of the host to the end of the actor's bow.
Han Xue and Zhang Tian's love is wrong, the others are playing games happily, and the two of them can play energetically.
What's more, are you playing the characters on the script? Or is it a guest who plays a case solver?
The draft also boasted that the plot is high-energy and the acting skills are higher.▼▼▼
As a result, fans directly stiffened underneath ▼▼▼
#也是一点面子都不给 #
What is the "exaggerated acting skills of Teacher He" that fans like?
Let's find out the first episode of the first season of Star Detective.
The title is "The Fall of The School Flower of the Internet Celebrity", which tells that a school flower in the school fell to the floor and died, and He Jiong played the boyfriend of the school flower.
Hearing the news of his girlfriend's death, he first symbolically acted out grief
#还记得韩雪老师怎么表演悲痛么? #▼▼▼
After Teacher He was "sad", he immediately returned to the state of "playing" and told how his girlfriend fell downstairs
Sabine couldn't stand it
In the later stage, I am also very good at playing #, and the company has also changed #, and the girlfriend is lying next to her, and she immediately "cheats the corpse" to break up.▼▼▼
Exaggerated acting, probably is the human set is just a human set, I am glad that I will cooperate with you to act, if I enter the play too much, I will be ridiculed in the later stage .▼▼
In "Star Detective", the state of the guests is very relaxed.
Treating the show as a game is their underlying cognition, and further up is the component of play + reasoning.
And "I Am a Great Detective" is awkward, and some actors first use it as a stage play
The more mysterious part is -
You said that they are new to the cast, do not know how to play, overplay is excusable, but the program group is the same ah!
Not to mention that the program group in the main film gave these two actresses a lot of shots, and even matched with a three-piece set of OST, slow motion, and fantasy filters, we actually saw the same [Tear Show Acting] in the press release that best reflected the ideas of the program group
Even the name of the first issue on Mango TV is two actresses who shed tears for love
What's the matter?
It's not "The Birth of an Actor", and it's not "Sound Immersion", how can acting skills conquer the audience here?!
Why should I look for acting skills in a reasoning variety show?!
"I Am the Great Detective" focuses on acting skills, which is not a temporary intention of the program team or seeing that the actors are playing well.
From the PPT that flowed out before, it can be seen that they are intentional
("The Great Detective of the People" is the former name of "I Am the Great Detective")
Key point: The taiwan version is premeditated with 20% less funny and reasoning and 20% more plot than the webcast version.
This is a disastrous change and the reason why the two actresses are embarrassed to act.
A personality like Han Xue's, which we just analyzed last week: extremely demanding of herself, not very flexible, and very unsmiling. She is undoubtedly also interested in this show and can show her business ability, and can show everyone her IQ.
If the program team had given a preventive injection in advance: we are acting here for fun, will she come?
I guess I'm going to look at you like this
The team of "The Great Detective" is very young, mostly concentrated in the age group of 92-95.
He Chen once revealed to @Cold Eye TV that she was only a director in the production department of Mango TV before, and "Star Detective" was her first time as a producer. The screenwriting team is also dominated by reasoning enthusiasts, including the editor-in-chief of the reasoning magazine, the author or translator of the speculative novel, the president of the college reasoning club, etc. Only one person has really done a professional screenwriter.
"Star Detective" is like the first time they started a business.
They're excellent, they're fresh, they're passionate, but they're also inexperienced.
Now for the first time to write a variety show script for star TV, we actively think that it may be that the desire to survive has affected the desire to create
At the end of the first issue of "I Am a Great Detective", He Jiong also strung together all the useless side lines and poured a piece of chicken soup -
The feelings of chivalry are very simple, let us return to the original heart ▼▼▼
I was immediately a blank-eyed flying sky.
The program team should strive to explore "how to write a non-pornographic and non-violent case to attract the audience", rather than relying on the acting skills of some guests and the plot of educational significance to fill the missing parts of the Taiwan Variety Network.
"Immersive" and "The Birth of an Actor" bring too much sweetness, you can shed two tears at a time, and those who can match a piece of music have become good actors.
But good actors are not a panacea, business capabilities can not be superstitious, and actors who regain attention should not be nostalgic for variety show platforms that can quickly monetize.
At the end of the day, the problem behind I Am a Great Detective is a massive inversion of the cart before the horse that all the staff are coveting elsewhere.