Lan Slattery, a 67-year-old Englishman, is a bank robber.
He had robbed three banks in Eastbourne and Hastings in England within two weeks.
However, what makes him really "famous" in the banking industry,
Not efficiency and quantity, not somehow,
It was the bad handwriting he wrote on the small note he handed to the teller.
How bad is that?
Even the bank teller who received the small note did not see that this uncle was going to rob the bank...
Time back to March 18, 2020,
On this day, Uncle Ian planned a plan to rob the bank and came to a bank in Eastbourne, England.
As soon as he entered, he went straight to the counter and handed over a small note, on which uncle had written in advance:
"Hand over the money!" Just 10 pounds and 20 pound bills,
Your protective screen can't stop what I want, think of other customers. ”
I thought that if I saw these threats,
The teller will obediently obey and offer the money.
However, the next development direction can be said to have completely exceeded his expectations...
The note looks like it,
But the handwriting on it was so sloppy that the teller didn't know he was actually here to ask for money.
In addition, no one would have thought that the retired uncle would come to rob the bank,
So the teller sent him away as if he were a regular customer.
This made Ian completely unexpected,
However, the 67-year-old uncle, the biggest advantage is stubbornness,
As a result, his second bank robbery plan was put on the agenda.
This time, Uncle Ian learned the lessons of the previous trip,
Re-handwritten a small note, the handwriting is not clear, at least people can understand,
The teller also obediently handed over the money out of concern for his own safety.
In this way, at Eastbourne's second bank, Ian managed to grab £2400.
Uncle Ian who grabbed the money was beautiful in his heart,
Unbeknownst to him, however, his actions had been exposed to the eyes of the police.
The reason is in the first bank,
The more the teller thought about it, the more wrong it became, he turned over the discarded note, pondered it for an afternoon, and finally recognized what was written on it.
He found out that he had received a robber and was so frightened that he contacted the police.
After the police intervened in the investigation, they retrieved the bank's surveillance inspection,
Although Ian was wearing a mask at the time and his face was not clear, his body features had left a bottom in their hearts.
Coupled with the success of the second bank robbery,
Ian has become a key focus of the police.
While they were busy investigating,
Within two weeks, a third robbed bank appeared!
That's right, it's Ian again!
Although the money is in hand, 2400 pounds is not a big amount after all.
With a successful experience, Uncle Ian's self-confidence has become more and more inflated,
This time, he aimed at a bank in Hastings, ready to get a big ticket.
However, history is always strikingly similar,
Although Ian confirmed that his note was clear enough, he was still responded by the blank face of the bank teller.
There was no way, uncle could only return empty-handed again.
Just after he left,
The police immediately received a call to the police, and carefully checked - is this not an old acquaintance?
This time, Ian seemed to have run out of luck,
Surveillance on the road completely recorded his route home, and after the police sent someone to track him down, they caught Ian near his home.
And then they went back to his house,
Clothing that matched the monitoring was found, as well as a large number of small notes with the same handwriting.
With this evidence, Uncle Ian's wings are difficult to fly,
After an investigative trial, he pleaded guilty to all three counts on July 16 of this year and was sentenced to six years in prison.
Probably because the drama is too strong,
After the release of the report, netizens were also stunned.
"They were robbed by the doctors?"
"Sorry, sir, the pharmacy is across the street."
"This is Woody Allen. A direct remake of allen's film ("The Fool Goes to Jail"). ”
（把“I have a gun”写成了“I have a gum”）
"I'm reminded of a post I once saw:
A bank teller was unspectacled, and someone handed him a note.
He didn't know what was written on it, but he noticed the logo of another bank and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, you have to go [to another bank] and do this."
As it turned out, the guy really told the guy to go rob another bank and laugh to death! ”
Although the Skynet is restored, it is not leaked,
But because the handwriting is too poor and failed, I am afraid that this is also the first person to rob the bank...