1, dad for a long time felt that my son and I did not look like, and finally hid from me, took my son to do DNA, the results showed that the grandfather and grandson did not have a half-cent relationship. The wife cried to death and was willing to prove her innocence with death. So, I personally did a DNA test with my son, and the results showed that the two were father and son. Then my dad and I went for DNA testing, and it turned out that we didn't have a half-cent relationship. The old mother cried to death and was willing to prove her innocence with death. So, I did a DNA test with my mother, and the results showed that we were also not related to half a cent. Excluding genetic mutations, there is only one possibility in the hospital to hold the wrong child. Overnight our family rushed to the hospital where I was born. The old nurse flipped through the yellowed paper file and finally said that there was only one boy born that day and at the same time as me, called xxx. My wife was stunned, and so was I. Carefully checked all the information of the little boy, and finally determined that the little boy was the wife's "brother". The wife trembled and called her father-in-law and mother-in-law and her "brother-in-law." Her "brother" was abducted to do DNA testing with my father and mother," and I was abducted to do DNA testing with my father-in-law and mother-in-law. The results showed that my father-in-law and mother-in-law had a father-son mother-son relationship, and my wife and brother-in-law and my parents had a father-son mother-son relationship. In other words, my wife is my own sister, and I am my wife's brother. But we are brothers and sisters, and the children are the products of close relatives, so why is there nothing unusual? In the end, I had to do another DNA test with my wife. The test results showed that the two did not have a half-cent relationship. Fortunately, my wife is not my own sister. I'm not my wife's brother either. so...... Who the hell is she? With doubt, I looked at my father-in-law's mother-in-law's biological parents. The wife was very excited, and tearfully forced the two old men to ask who they were. The biological father said, "You... I actually picked it up from the garbage heap. ”
2, the company has a plump and gorgeous young woman, once the company sent me and her on a business trip alone, after staying in the hotel it is more than ten o'clock at night, I lay in bed, for a moment and a half can not sleep, so I played a game. Halfway through the game, a female colleague suddenly sent a message saying that there seemed to be a rat in her room and asked me to come and have a look. When I was playing the game, I had time to pay attention to her, so I quickly sent her a message saying, if there is a mouse, you can shoot it with your slippers. Unexpectedly, she actually scolded me with an elm knot, it was really inexplicable, my head was very bright, you see how slippery my game is!
3, a rich second generation to go on a blind date, the girl asked: "Do you have a sports car?" The rich second generation scratched his head: "This is not true, my family only has SUVs" The girl scornfully said: "Then you are still a rich second generation, let's forget it." Out of the door, the girl saw Fu Er Dai walking straight to a Maserati sports car and the girl ran over breathlessly, and said, "Hate, don't you mean you don't have a sports car, what is this!" Fu Er Dai said, "Isn't this just an SUV?" The girl looked at him, suddenly realized, shook her head and walked home, the girl's mother scolded: "Are you stupid, the rich second generation you still can't see, what do you want." The girl said helplessly: "You just say that his height, look at the car is an SUV, I don't want to be with him." "
4, the company knows that I am good at cooking, so there are often female colleagues who ask me to cook at home, and later there is a contradiction for this matter. The landlady set aside a house in the company to convert it into a kitchen, and my job has been to cook ever since. In the morning, the landlady told me: "Today I will eat cheeky noodles!" A female colleague who was good to me came over and said, "Brother, today I want to eat the eggplant box." "I promised to cook for my loved ones, and I was willing to do so." After a while, the landlady's boyfriend came and said, "Brother, I want to eat braised prawns in oil." "I...
5, accompany the wife downstairs to eat KFC. Check out for $98. I touched my pajama pockets and didn't bring any money.
The waiter said: "Your wife is here, you can't run, go home and get it!" "I rushed to the fifth floor and took 100 pieces and rushed back.
Just when I was exhausted and breathless, the waiter greeted me and said, "Hello! A total of 108 yuan. ”
I looked at the big red ticket in my hand and the milk tea in my wife's hand, instantly petrified.
How much you love milk tea, wife! Will this die....
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