Over the years, there have always been some strange movies, because of some wonderful fate, come to me. The quality is not impeccable, but it is quite interesting...
In the past, crows rarely wrote this kind of film, and when they came back from a long vacation, they needed some happiness and comfort, no, I compiled a collection and packaged it for you.
"Wife Killing Story"
Although the "Finding Nemo" series is mostly high-quality serious films, this one knows that it is a neurotic movie as soon as you hear the name.
It is made up of several short stories, including:
A man deliberately wants to kill his wife, but every time he returns home after killing and throwing away the body, his wife appears at home like no one else...
A middle-aged dad, hypnotized by a magician, thought he was a bird. Since then, he has never spoken a human word again, squatting with his hands behind his back all day, and thinking about flying away...
There is also an advertising designer, in the process of sleeping with her boyfriend, suddenly came to the inspiration, her idea is as follows:
See that? This is an advertisement.
Some netizens commented: Whimsical, there is no routine, the next shot always makes you not have a little defense.
"Every day when I come home, my wife is pretending to be dead"
The man came home from work one night and found his wife lying in a pool of blood...
But he soon discovered that the blood, in fact, was ketchup... It turned out that the wife was playing a prank to make him happy.
The first time I had a lot of fun, who knows, every day after that, my wife would "die" in front of her husband in every variety of ways.
For example, crocodiles swallow their heads, underworld vendettas, samurai die tragically, battle kills, alien invasions...
Creative variety, realistic details, props, lighting are exquisite.
You may think, this wife is idle egg pain, heartache male lord ah...
However, the theme of the film is warm:
It turned out that the two were married for three years, the passion faded, and sometimes the heroine wanted a goodbye kiss, but was rejected.
Not wanting to marry a pool of stagnant water, the heroine came up with this strange method, wanting to give life something fresh...
"Put Grandma in the Refrigerator"
This is not Song Dandan's sketch meme, in fact, it is a black humor comedy.
The heroine's company cannot make ends meet, and the government agencies still owe her money and do not repay it. She had no choice but to nibble on the old man — supported by her grandmother's pension.
Yes, you read that right, the government has no money to pay the heroine, but it has money to pay grandma a huge pension, so much that she can support a small company...
Who knew that one day, grandma died suddenly.
Seeing that the company was about to go bankrupt, the heroine was cornered, and decided to put her grandmother in the freezer first, lying that she was still alive so that she could continue to receive pensions.
However, this matter is not so easy to mix as imagined, there are always people from different departments who suddenly visit, raid inspection, the heroine has to layer by layer deception, heavy disguise...
And the frozen grandmother, also tossed around...
Hazy Desire
A rich man who was more than half a hundred years old took a fancy to his maid and tried to get involved with her.
However, the girl is very strange, whenever the old man is obedient to her, buying and buying for her crazy, she ignores it, and even touches the bed, and the girl's chastity pants make him abandon it at the last moment...
But when the old man was discouraged, the girl took the initiative to stir, very confused.
It is worth mentioning that in order to show the two sides of the heroine, the director found two actresses to play together, one when it is cold and pure, and another when it is tempting. (Face blindness like me, halfway through the movie only to find out)
Some netizens said: Unexpectedly, there are so many ways for women to torture men, it is simply an advanced PUA tutorial.
But friends, this movie was made in 1977! It's also too far ahead of its time.
The Ultra-New Testament
The film pokes fun at God, which says: God created the world, but God Himself is a scumbag.
He did nothing at home, beating and cursing his wife and children all day long.
Idle and bored, just arrange some disasters, and then watch with relish human beings struggling in pain: fires, thunderstorms, crashes, train derailments...
He also formulated the law of the "universal human dilemma":
Ideal sleep duration, always ten minutes longer than actually;
When you immerse your body in the bathtub, the phone will always ring at the right time;
Where the bread falls on the ground, it is always the side coated with jam;
What is broken is always the freshly washed plate...
His daughter can't stand it anymore, and she decides to run away from home to transform the world and overthrow the tyrant father...
The Owl
The originator of Hong Kong nonsense movies, released in 1981, 10 years before Stephen Chow's nonsense comedy and 12 years before "East Becomes West".
I must say that even after more than 30 years, it still looks hilarious.
For example, the legendary owl boy, as his name suggests, really has an owl head...
His first appearance, riding in a "human" elevator, is equipped with a candle-made follow-up light, an earth-made adjustable megaphone...
The auction conference run by the owl boy has a world-famous painting messing in...
If someone is injured in a fight, everyone will stop first, and the medical staff will let the medical staff carry the injured away first, and then continue to fight...
This movie spoofed many foreign classics such as "Alien", "Thunderbolt Baby", "Star Wars", and also made the "Li Xunhuan" in the film spit on Gu Long: Let me eat poison and take the antidote at every turn, and also duel, and the body is damaged...
This film spoofs Gu Long, "East becomes West" spoofs Jin Yong, the result is that the former is too avant-garde, the box office hits the street, and the latter comes out late, but it has become a classic.