The wife came home,
Smell a cigarette,
The wife was furious: "Are you smoking at home again?" ”
Me: "I... I didn't! ”
The son interjected: "Daddy lied, it's Daddy's cigarette."
Wife: "You see, children don't lie, what else do you have to say?" ”
Me: "..."
The son interjected again: "Dad's cigarette is the same as the one uncle Wang smoked when he came to find his mother the night before, and Uncle Wang asked me to call him Daddy!" ”
Wife: "You little bitch, and TM lies!" ”
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