1. At the class reunion, the female classmate asked me breathlessly: "You had a crush on me, why didn't you chase me?" I also exhaled and said, "I wrote you a love letter, why don't you respond?"

1. At the class reunion, the female classmates asked me angrily: "You had a crush on me, why didn't you chase me?" I also exhaled and said, "I wrote you a love letter, why don't you respond?" The female classmate breathlessly said, "My husband gave it to me, not you!" I exhaled even more, "I've written it and asked him to give it to you." The female classmate exhaled more and more: "Why don't you give it yourself!" I exhaled and said, "Your husband said, he helped me give." The female classmate breathlessly said, "Why don't you write your name!" I gasped in response: "Written! Next to her, her husband, my classmate exhaled and said, "I changed it with the alteration liquid!" "My female classmates and I gasped and wrestled with him. Then, the class reunion dispersed. Who, you say, is the most angry?

2. The rich man and the female secretary went on a business trip together in the caravan, and the rich man suddenly fell into the arms of the female secretary. The rich man felt particularly embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, the brakes are not stable for a while." The female secretary directly grabbed the rich man's neck and roared: "What does it matter if you close the brakes, get on the bus for two minutes, you servant me 9 times!" What do you really mean? ”

3. Blind date a sister, we also talked quite well, it was absolutely together, yesterday took her home to meet her parents, did not expect my sister to see, found that my friend is my sister's college classmates, my sister quietly pulled me aside and said: Brother, you don't want to be together. I said: Why? I didn't say: you should know that I am studying accounting, her accounting results are famous for our school, I said: then I did not pick up the treasure, married an excellent wife. My sister said: You'll know later. Then he went back to his room alone. After getting married, I understood what my sister said, Nyima and these ladies have to calculate clearly every time I use a penny, and if I don't explain it clearly, I will kneel on the keyboard and regret it.

4. Girlfriend on a business trip, sister-in-law came to my house, secretly stuffed me with 500, I was immediately vigilant, the bid is not low, ah, what can I do? She said, "Brother, I heard that my sister only gave you 10 yuan a day, which is really wronged by you, and you take this money to spend." It turned out to be because of pity for me, and at that time I got angry and said, "No, I have money, I have private money!" The sister-in-law asked curiously, "Where did you get the money, my sister so cut it?" In order to show off, I said triumphantly: "To tell you the truth, I have extra money." The sister-in-law asked how much money it was, and I said at least it was over 10,000. The sister-in-law skimmed her lips and said I was bragging. Who do you look down on? I took her hand and led her to the kitchen, where I found tens of thousands of dollars from three places. My sister-in-law was calmed by me at that time, and she couldn't speak for half a day, but just when I was proud, she called my girlfriend and said, "Sister." Successful fishing, big harvest, tens of thousands of dollars. When she hung up the phone, I said angrily, "Why is this happening to me?" She said, "My sister said, divide me in half!" I suddenly laughed: "You are not stupid, you want money to say it earlier, I can give you six thousand believe it or not, a thousand more than your sister's side!" The sister-in-law thought for a moment and asked, "Brother, you said that I called my sister now, and I said that I was just joking, can she believe it?" I sneered and ignored her, this girl is so stupid, I regret being naughty with her before."

5. The college entrance examination is one point wrong, and he is guaranteed to be sent to the top 1 university abroad, and the admission letter has been sent home. During the holidays, my dad once asked me: Don't you want to stay at home? Me: Dad, when I went to college, I was going to leave home! Dad: So are you still ready to get married? Me: I'll talk about this later! Dad: What to say later, I can tell you, I helped you withdraw the acceptance letter of Harvard University, and also helped you apply for Lan Xiang, don't think about becoming a monk, you can't become a Buddha!

6. In high school, once after class, students rushed outside to buy box lunches. In order to arrive before the others, Lily took a short walk around, and as a result, the manhole cover in front of her was not covered and fell down! After a while, she climbed up the edge of the well, very embarrassed, a group of junior high school students walked past her in surprise, she was in a hurry, while climbing and saying: Hey! It's so hard to fix! Junior high school students mistakenly thought it was a manhole cover, so they did not cause onlookers.?

7. When I was in college, I went to an open class for credits, and it was a successful professor who came to the school to speak, and I talked endlessly on the stage. The next college student who was forced by the department to listen to the speech was angry and asked the big!! Teacher: Teacher, what you said is the Tao, I am skipping class every day now, in addition to going online is to sleep, can you have a way to make me have fighting spirit? big!! The teacher took out a mirror, handed it to the boy, and said: Brother, look in the mirror when there is no fighting spirit, just like you bird, what reason is there not to struggle? "

8. Yesterday at home to see the hidden corner, I have been seeing three o'clock at night, sleeping soundly in the morning, there is a man downstairs who keeps shouting: "Whose car, is there such a stop??? Stuck in my car!!! At that time, it woke me up, and I opened the curtains and scolded downstairs: "Are you sick??? Early in the morning, I deliberately stopped your car, what can you do with me??? The man, too, had a temper tantrum and smashed the windshield of the car. Then there was a fight downstairs, and I continued to fall asleep and go back to sleep.

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