Watching the news, a couple often quarreled, after a quarrel, the wife poisoned her husband in a rage, after watching me sighed: Wife, you said that this woman is also cruel enough, and even poisoned her husband with poison, if I provoke you to be angry, you can't learn from her. Wife: Well, this news report is not detailed at all, and it does not talk about the kind of medicine used! I...
2. The husband died of a sudden heart attack while climbing the mountain, and the mother-in-law could not accept the white-haired person to send the black-haired person, drank paraquat and committed suicide, leaving a legacy of 1.2 million yuan. The father-in-law married a wife who was 25 years younger than himself and gave birth to a son. Today the little uncle's birthday, I specially ordered a big cake. The little uncle ate the cake with relish, and said thoughtfully: "I know, why my birthday is Sunday." Curious, I asked, "Why?" The little uncle said seriously: "Because my mother can't go to work on Sunday, so I have time to give birth to me." ”
3. My wife has a very bad temper, and she often quarrels with me at home, and today my wife said: I think I am a bit stupid, or will you accompany me to practice and quarrel? As soon as I heard it, I immediately took out the washboard and knelt down and said: I kneel myself, you don't have to do it. My wife sneered, and a kick blinded my brain. After the fight, the wife said: I want to do everything is the reason!
4, my brother worked as a courier in SF, and once the delivery was hit by a large truck and half-failed. The sister-in-law did not want to take care of him, so she abandoned her brother and remarried to a foreign country. There was no way, the brother usually had to take care of himself, and one morning, the brother went to the market in a wheelchair. There are quite a few people setting up stalls, but there are very few customers, and my brother bought bundles of sprouted onions and sold them to him next to him. My brother bought another handful, and then there was another one to sell the cabbage, and my brother bought it too. As a result, several aunts who were setting up stalls suddenly surrounded him, and his brother was frightened and ran away in a wheelchair.
5, the company does not send the company, I will go to deliver takeaway, the result of a monthly income of 20,000. When delivering food to the landlady today, she asked me about my income, I reported truthfully, in the afternoon she gave herself a holiday, delivered takeaway with me, and the next day, she continued to take a holiday. After delivering takeaways for a month, I established a relationship with my female boss and used the money from the delivery to pay the company's employees. Then I did the math, and my income decreased by 1,000 this month.
6, girlfriend Xiaomei followed her boyfriend back to her hometown, and at night, the boyfriend said to her girlfriend: There is no air conditioning at home, and we will go out to sleep after we have eaten! Xiaomei was very happy to hear it, and she couldn't imagine that her boyfriend was so good to herself, and she couldn't think of any hotels and inns in this mountain village. After dinner, at eight or nine o'clock, I saw that my boyfriend took a large straw mat and two pillows and went out, and asked Xiaomei to take a thin quilt... Later, Xiaomei came back to us and laughed at several of us. #Funny##Funny paragraph# #搞笑幽默趣闻 #
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