I found that my sister-in-law secretly added my WeChat, and I reported to my daughter-in-law for the first time, and I said, "You see, this is not your sister's trumpet!" The daughter-in-law looked at it carefully and nodded. Then

I found that my sister-in-law secretly added my WeChat, and I reported to my daughter-in-law for the first time, and I said, "You see, this is not your sister's trumpet!" The daughter-in-law looked at it carefully and nodded. At this time, the message came over: "Brother, this is my trumpet, don't let my sister know, we will contact here later." Without waiting for me to speak, she said: "First transfer me 8,000 yuan, I will use it urgently, and I will return to you for benefits." The daughter-in-law saw the situation and directly grabbed my mobile phone and sent a voice: "Can you order a face, can you order a face, and you must pry my corner?" She quickly wrote back to you: "Brother, I misread you!" "Cut, I'm not at all wrong.

2. I was idle and bored a while ago, so I went to my cousin's house as a guest. My cousin said at dinner: Your sister-in-law doesn't like football, just because I like it, she accompanies me to watch football every night, look, her eyes are black! So I glared angrily at my little girlfriend. Cousin: For the sake of the set of tens of thousands of skin care products in the counter, do not boil the skin, why do I want to buy?

3. Yesterday, Dad sold a batch of pigs in the family and directly earned 3 million. Dad was in a good mood at night and asked a few buddies to go to the side of the road to pick up strings. When I got home, I was asked to bring him a cup of tea, and I was about to get up when a terrible howl echoed through the sky. I sighed deeply, my mother sneaked out like a stray arrow, a side kicked and kicked my dad: dead old man, drink some wine and run to the pigsty to beat the pigs, the pigs are all beaten off by you, you have the ability to beat our son, she is okay to lose her fat, and she doesn't have to go out of the bar!

4. When the brother-in-law drove the Rolls Royce of the local tycoon to Wanda to shop and parked the car in the underground garage. I was about to go upstairs when I heard a beautiful woman yelling, "Can you be like a man!" Can't even mention this thing? The brother-in-law thought that the beautiful woman suspected that the boyfriend had little strength. Just as the brother-in-law was about to leave, suddenly there was a milky voice: "Mom, wait for me." ”

5. The second generation of the rich went to the mall to buy a box of Chinese, and when checking out, a little girl held a qiaoke in front of the checkout. The cashier said to the little girl, "3 bucks!" As a result, the bear child turned back to Fu Er Dai and said, "Daddy pays!" The second generation of the rich was not calm at that time, put Zhonghua at the cash register, turned back to a big sister and said: Child, pay money! Then calmly walked to the door! As a result, the owner of the store who had just taken two steps to chase out and beat the rich second generation fiercely, while hitting and asking: "What is your relationship with my daughter-in-law, what relationship do you have with my daughter-in-law!" ”

6. I visit my cousin's house on the weekends, and in the evening I play games with my little nephew. My cousin came home drunk and sat on the couch. The cousin was sympathetic and said that the cousin would not ask much if he said the right reason for drinking. Cousin: "Originally, I didn't drink it either, I was hungry, so I went to eat a bowl of flour, but there were peanuts and rice in the flour!" ”

7. My husband stayed up in Huangdao Hisense for 10 years and finally became the head of the work. In order to celebrate my promotion and salary increase, I took my girlfriend and me to a roadside stall to eat barbecue. After I took a seat with my 4-year-old girlfriend, there was a table person next to me who was smoking, and when he saw me, he extinguished the cigarette. I was very grateful, and I gestured to my husband with my eyes to thank people. The husband said thank you, let the cigarettes be given to them, and then lit them!

8. Xiaozhuang has been in a dull mood recently, so he went to ask dae!! Teacher: "Big!! Teacher, I think the work pressure is so great, is there any way not to? "Great!! The master did not answer, silently turned around and walked quickly, and suddenly let go of a loud fart! Xiao Zhuang suddenly realized, "I understand, big!" Master, you are telling me to work in obscurity, there will always be a blockbuster day, right? "Great!! Shi turned his head and smiled slightly, "Lao Gong wants to tell the donor that there is pressure to have motivation, if the pressure is too great, you have to release it, well, Lao Gong pulls a Xiangxian!" ”

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