1. Once on a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, a thief who looked beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?
2. I worked at Google after graduating from Harvard, with an annual salary of $10 million, but I never had a girlfriend. But a few months ago I fell in love with a girl from our company who was 20 years younger than me. The first time I went to her house a few days ago, as soon as I entered the door, I shouted: Mommy and Daddy, the uncle you want to see is coming. Her parents almost trotted out, and then her father shook hands with me and said: We just want to meet the child himself, you as an elder personally sent people, too sincere...
3. Burn the stove in the crematorium, and take down the 27-year-old female manager in these two days. After dinner last night, I showed my mom a picture of her. Mom immediately shook her head: "No. I was not happy at the time: "What? What's not to like? She's a bit like you were when you were younger. Mom: "This kind of girl will bully you, and after marriage, you will do any housework." I retorted, "Impossible! At this time, Dad took the mop and said, "Don't argue between you two!" Hurry up and lift your feet. ”?
4. Just moved into the new community life, I found that the daughter of the owner of the Lanzhou ramen restaurant downstairs was particularly beautiful, so I often went. Later, he slowly became acquainted with his boss and often drank together. That time the boss asked me for a picture, and I gave it. The next day, when I went to dinner again, I found a picture of me on the door, and it said: No entry.
5. My brother-in-law and I often go to a bar to drink, and a waitress at the bar is born with a national color and a beautiful flower. The brother-in-law fell in love with her at first sight. Since then, the brother-in-law often goes to talk to the girl on the grounds of drinking, and the two have a feeling when they come and go. Just when the two finally cultivated the right results, the brother-in-law caused stomach perforation and cirrhosis of the liver due to excessive drinking. The brother-in-law lying on the hospital bed sighed and said: What a red face!
6. I thought to myself: if the money is not returned, I can change my girlfriend and go home, so I agreed. That night she stayed at my house with her luggage. But she didn't break her promise, and every day before I went out, she would throw me a ten-dollar bill, and the condition for receiving this huge amount of money was that she would wash and cook for her every day, and more importantly, the money was still paid from my pay card. Those who owe money are uncles, and I believe this!
7. My brother had drunk too much at the party two days before, and when he came home, he beat up his wife, but I knew that he meant it, because usually his wife was too capable. Last night I was drinking at my brother's house, and after two cups of belly, I shouted at me: Brother, I look down on you, I dare to beat my wife, do you dare? Men can't be afraid of their wives, and men who are afraid of their wives are not out of breath... I looked at my brother and wife and slowly took a sip of wine: Your sister-in-law is my second wife, what about you? Do you dare to find a second wife?
8. The father says to his son, "Son, how have you been doing in school lately?" The son said: "The performance is very good, the school has recently blindly followed the trend, I will not follow the trend!" Dad said, "Very well, what is the trend in your school lately?" The son said, "Learn! ”
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