I really only watch the plot when I watch foreign movies, because the actors don't know anyone, the director is not familiar with it, and if I can watch a movie in its entirety, it at least shows that its plot is still passable.
This Ultra-New Testament also has a translation called "Little Angel Eya", which feels more in line with the theme, because the whole film revolves around her. And the "Super New Testament" makes people look a little confused, what does this title mean?
Without further ado, go straight to the subject. At the beginning of the movie, I felt like I had broken my glasses, and the little girl Iya said that she was the daughter of Tenjin, and then introduced us to her Tenjin father.
At that time, I understood that this is definitely a satirical movie, is there any mistake, the god who created the human world is this bald uncle? Obviously, the image of the gods in many film and television dramas is a halo on the head, wearing a holy robe, and always has a warm smile on his face!
But what about this so-called god? Sloppy, grumpy, authoritarian, like those stinky men who have no ability but think they are great, they only bully their wives and children all day long.
He was always yelling, not allowing his daughter to play, only allowing his wife to watch sports channels, and would shout like crazy in the study while his wife was doing housework with a vacuum cleaner: "I'm at work!" ”
And his work is also extremely boring, that is, he tries his best to create trouble for the human beings he has created. For example, holding a shower to create a rainstorm, or a plane crash from time to time. He also created some extremely disgusting "universal human dilemma laws." Like what:
Rule 2125: What falls on the ground is always the side coated with jam, otherwise the jam is smeared on the wrong side
Rule 2126: What is broken is always the freshly washed plate
Rule 2127: The ideal amount of sleep is always ten minutes longer than it actually is
Rule 2128: The other team always moves faster (when queuing)
Rule 2129: When you dip your body into the bathtub, the phone always rings at the right time
Rule 2231: Misfortune is not a one-way street
Every time he typed a rule on the computer, there would be a corresponding picture, which was too real, making people inexplicably angry, it turned out that those misfortunes in our lives were ghosts made by this ugly man?
Ezra was really unaccustomed to what the gods were doing, so she decided to run away from home, and before leaving, she had to take revenge on the gods.
The means of revenge was simple, and she sent the specific time of each person's death to their mobile phones. So at the same time, everyone knew the "countdown" to their deaths, and they began a completely different life than before.
When the god woke up and found the whole world in disarray through television reports, knowing that the time of death was no longer under his control, he was mad and shouted that he wanted to kill Iya.
However, at this time, Eya had already escaped to the human world through the washing machine under the guidance of her brother Jesus, and she found a tramp to help write the "New Story Compilation", and then found six disciples in turn to let the tramp write down each story. Eason planned to gather eighteen disciples to awaken her mother.
Behind every disciple there is a sad story, and Ezra is going to redeem them. She also has a special ability to hear the music played in the hearts of others. Those pieces should all have a deep meaning, but because I am not interested in music at all, I jump over in a hurry every time.
Aurelia is a very beautiful girl, but is reluctant to fall in love with the opposite sex because she has lost her left arm; Claude is a successful person in her career, but he has always wanted to pursue freedom; Marco feels that he is a pornographer, because he met a very beautiful sister when he was twelve, and has been madly obsessed with women's bodies ever since; François feels that he is a "killer" full of murderous evil thoughts, and when he learns of his death countdown, he takes a gun to pedestrians every day; Martina is a middle-aged lady, Her marriage to her husband had long since died in name only; and Willie, who was so limited by his infirmity that he was running out of time, decided to change into women's clothes.
With the help of Yi ya, several people have realized their dreams, but maybe this is the difference between Chinese and Western cultures, and some of the content I really accept is incompetent. For example, François, who is married, falls madly in love with Aurelia and then goes to confess to her, while Martina ends up with a gorilla.
In the process of Eya's search for his disciples, the gods also came to the human world to find Eya, and he urgently needed Eya to repair his computer and let him rule the world again. As Jesus said, without a computer, God can't do anything.
And in the process of searching, the god was indeed quite unlucky, crawling out of the washing machine in a daze, only to be sprayed with anti-wolf spray as a color wolf, go to the garbage truck to find food to eat but was beaten up by the, and in the hospital he also felt a law of his own making - he snatched a child's bread to eat, and the bread fell to the ground, just the side coated with jam.
He ran to the aid station to get food, and was beaten again because he was in line, and a well-meaning man helped him pull the others away and took him to bandage his wounds. As a result, this poisonous tongue god looked at the other party triumphantly and said the tragic experience of the other party's life, and said that this was all his masterpiece, and finally he was beaten again.
When Eason gathered all the disciples and Willie's life was only a week away, they decided to spend the last days with him. In the end, Eya originally thought that the world had not changed because of her, and she couldn't help but be a little discouraged.
At this moment, the mother who was doing hygiene at home entered the study, she unpluged the switch of the computer and caused everything to restart, all the countdowns disappeared at that moment, and the world returned to normal.
Here's a detail, the conversation with mom when the computer boots up is: "Goddess, it's nice to see you again." That is to say, this woman who is only non-committal, who circles around her husband all day, was once a beautiful goddess.
Then, the goddess began to create new worlds, she set beautiful flowers for the sky, the world began to warm but the glaciers no longer melted, men could also conceive and give birth, and some new species appeared... It can be clearly felt that the world created by the goddess is full of love and warmth.
And where is the god at this moment? He was deported to Uzbekistan because he did not have an identity card, and then worked in a washing machine factory, hoping every day to find that special way home. Just like the weakness of human nature that he wrote about at the beginning - in an unhappy life, there is only a glimmer of hope for happiness, giving people false expectations.
The whole movie can be described as absurd, and there is some black humor that I can't appreciate, but after watching it, it is the point that attracts me the most - if you know the specific time of your death, your life should change something, right?