Zhang Bao's mobile phone rang, and when he looked, it was Li Erbiao who called, Zhang Bao looked at the stone lady, hurried out of the greenhouse, and went outside to answer the phone.
Li Erbiao said on the phone: "Uncle, we have arrived in Guangzhou, this trip is really not easy, otherwise I am smart, I and the old egg will be planted!" That day I saw that my family, the old egg's house and your family all had police squatting pits, and the old egg and I hid in the hole in the mountain for one night, and the next morning we stole onto the big truck going south. ”
Zhang Bao said, "Biaozi, I know, I know, I was worried about you that day, pinching a handful of sweat for you!" ”
Li Erbiao said, "Uncle, this is good, we arrived at my second uncle's house safely, and now we have settled down." In addition, when I came out, I was too panicked to say to my mother, you take the time to talk to my mother. He also said, "Uncle, you talk to the old egg wife again, you say that the old egg follows me in Shenzhen, you must not say that we are in Guangzhou, don't ask his wife to talk to people outside!" ”
Zhang Bao said, "You can rest assured, I will go and talk to your mother." He also said, "Your second uncle has found you a job, and I have called your second uncle to find a temporary job for you, after all, you still have to eat and drink every day!" ”
Li Erbiao said, "Uncle, don't worry, my second uncle is looking for us." ”
Zhang Bao said, "That's fine. Then he said, "Biaozi, you and the old egg will hide there for a while, and then come back when the wind is not so tight here." ”
Li Erbiao said, "Got it." ”
Zhang Bao finished answering the phone, and then went into the greenhouse again, he smiled and said: "Cuifang, I just went to answer a phone call, I told you, I don't mean you can't figure it out, I mean you are confused about this matter, you think, I am a village chief, can I ask people to destroy your greenhouse dishes behind my back?" I just have an opinion on you, and I can't do that, right? Am I still like a village chief? ”
Zhang Bao saw that no one paid attention to him, stopped and said: "Forget it, I said Cuifang, and you Chunxiang, if you have any difficulties in the future, you can directly find me, and the village will do everything possible to solve it for you." ”
Shi Niang and Chun Xiang ignored him, and Li Lame Zi said, "Village Chief, as long as this greenhouse dish is not destroyed in the future, we will burn high incense!" ”
Zhang Bao said, "No, no! After saying that, he hummed the song and left.
As soon as Zhang Bao came out of the greenhouse, Li Lame zi spat hard at Zhang Bao's back: "You old slippery head, this matter is obviously what you instructed Li Erbiao to do, and you also put garlic!" ”
Chun Xiang said, "I don't know where Li Erbiao and the old egg are hiding, and even the police station can't catch them!" ”
Shi Niang said, "The monks who ran away can't run away from the temple, and sooner or later the police station will catch them!" ”
Zhang Bao had just entered the village, and he saw a woman in front of him, walking hard with a bundle of pig grass on her back. Zhang Bao took two steps to pick it up, and when he saw that it was a mountain flower, he smiled and said, "Mountain flower, who do I think it is, come, I will help you carry it?" ”
Shanhua put the pig grass on the ground, wiped the sweat from her head, and said, "Well, village chief, I can't move my back, come and help me carry it!" ”
Zhang Bao thought that if he said something nice, let Jean, who knows that this widow really calls herself back, you say, in this village, I am a village chief carrying a bundle of pig grass like words? Or help a widow carry it. So he smiled and said, "You're really not welcome?" ”
Yamaha said, "Aren't you going to carry it for me?" Why, does talk don't count? Zhang Leopard looked at Zhang Leopard again and said, "I know you are playing with your mouth!" "Say it, pick up the pig grass from the ground and go."
Zhang Bao said: "His mother's, these widows in the village, one by one, are like eating gun medicine, talking more than one rushing, and they really can't afford to offend!" ”
At noon, Zhang Bao ate, he had been waiting for Sun Ruihua to come, he thought, did not set a specific time with Sun Ruihua, who knows what time she is coming? This one is at home, really suffocated!
Zhang Bao slept for a while, and when he saw that it was almost three o'clock in the afternoon, he felt that Sun Ruihua should come, so he cleaned up the house and sat on the sofa waiting for Sun Ruihua to knock on the door.
Zhang Bao crossed Erlang's legs and smoked a cigarette, he thought, Sun Ruihua will arrive soon, today to have a good time with her, thinking like this, he feels beautiful in his heart.
Three o'clock have passed, why hasn't Sun Ruihua come yet? Fuck, what's going on? Sun Ruihua has always been very obedient, is that Wang Yufeng at home? Zhang Bao was thinking like this, when someone knocked on the door, Zhang Bao thought to himself, coming, he was suddenly happy, got up from the sofa, ran upside down into the courtyard, and shouted with his mouth: "Baby, I am coming!" ”
Zhang Bao took three steps and made two steps to run to the front of the courtyard door, using the fastest speed to open the door, he opened the door while shouting: "Baby, you want to kill me!" ”
When he opened the door, it was not Sun Ruihua standing outside the door, but Zhang Erlang, the director of public security, who was a little surprised and said, "Erlang, how are you?" ”
Zhang Erlang touched his head, looked at Zhang Bao in a daze, and wondered: "Village Chief, who do you call the Heart Liver Baby?" Then he said, "Chief, are you waiting for someone?" ”
Zhang Bao looked at Zhang Erlang and felt very out of shape and embarrassed, and smiled and said, "Erlang, what are you here for?" ”
Zhang Erlang smirked and said, "Village Chief, which heart and liver baby are you waiting for?" ”
Zhang Bao said unhappily: "Go to your ball, who can I wait for?" ”
Zhang Erleng still smiled stupidly and said, "Village chief, I can't hear it numbly, why are you so close?" ”
Zhang Bao blushed, narrowed his eyes, and said, "Erlang, what are you talking about?" When did I say that? Net bullshit! Then he said, "Something to say!" ”
Zhang Erlang scratched his head and said with some incomprehension: "That's right, the town called the village committee and said that Mayor Liu Zhen was going to come to our village, and he might arrive in a moment, I went to the duck factory to find you, you were not there, I came to the house to find you." ”
As soon as Zhang Bao heard that mayor Liu Zhen was coming to the village, he said: "Erlang, I know, you go back first, I will go to the village committee in a moment, if Mayor Liu Zhen comes, you will help me receive first, if Mayor Liu asks me where I went, you will say that I am in the duck factory." ”
Zhang Erlang heard Zhang Bao say this and said, "Well, then." "After saying that, I hurried back to the village committee."
As soon as Zhang Erleng left, Zhang Bao closed the door, and he thought to himself, his mother's, it is really humiliating, really out of shape! I thought it was Sun Ruihua who called me so close, so meaty! I lost someone in front of Zhang Erleng! Sun Ruihua, what happened to you today, do you come or not? You made me wait so hard!
Zhang Erlang had just left Zhang Bao's house and met Sun Ruihua not far from Zhang Bao's house, and Zhang Erleng asked, "Teacher Sun, why are you going?" ”
Sun Ruihua smiled and said, "I just got out of class, I'm fine, go out for a walk." ”
Zhang Erleng thought to himself, this Teacher Sun said to go out for a walk, in front of the village chief Zhang Bao's house, it is some dilapidated houses, where can someone who is so particular about Teacher Sun go?
Zhang Erlang thought so in his heart, and did not care too much, so he hurried back to the village committee.
After Sun Ruihua finished talking to zhang Erlang, the director of public security, she slowed down, and she paid attention to Zhang Erlang as she walked, afraid that Zhang Erlang would secretly spy on her. After Sun Ruihua slowly took a few steps forward, she looked back at Zhang Erleng and saw that Zhang Erleng had hurried to the village committee, and she was relieved.
When Sun Ruihua saw that Zhang Erleng was gone, he hurried to Zhang Bao's house.
Zhang Bao's heart at home expecting Sun Ruihua to come was like a cat scratching, and he scolded anxiously in his mouth: "His mother, what happened to Teacher Sun today, until now he has not come, you will not come again, I will go to the village department, you look at you, do not talk about credit at all, I am really anxious to die!" ”
Zhang Bao hurriedly circled around the house, looking at the gate in the courtyard for a while, and then circling around the house. Zhang Bao was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, when someone knocked on the courtyard door, Zhang Bao heard someone knocking on the courtyard door, and laughed at once, saying: "My obedience, my ancestors, you are coming!" With his mouth in his mouth, he took three steps under his feet and turned into two steps to open the door.
Sun Ruihua came in with a red face, and Zhang Bao said, "Ruihua, what are you doing?" I'm waiting for you at home! Why did you come at this time? ”
Sun Ruihua also said anxiously, "You, you, you talk about what you call it, it's daylight, people still have classes in the afternoon, after class, people run to you in a panic, let others see, what is the matter with me coming to your house!" ”
Zhang Bao smiled and said, "Oh, my goodness, you really want to kill me!" You don't know how hard I'm waiting for you at home! ”
After Zhang Erleng left the village chief's house, he returned to the village committee, quickly found someone to clean the conference room, and sent someone to buy cigarettes and fruits, and when all this was ready, he sat down and waited for the town mayor to come.
But just when Zhang Erleng was waiting for the mayor, the phone on the desk rang, and it was xiao Wang, the town secretary, who said on the phone: "Director Zhang, why did your village chief turn off his mobile phone?" In this way, Mayor Liu Zhen's bus is about to arrive at the mouth of your village, Mayor Liu Zhen will not go to your village, you call Zhang Bao five minutes later, wait for Mayor Liu's car at the village entrance, and go to Xiao Li Zhuang together. ”
Zhang Erlang asked, "Go to Xiao LiZhuang?" So what do you do when you go to Xiao Li Zhuang? ”
Secretary Wang said: "Visit the apple orchard in renjia's village. ”
Zhang Erlang put down the phone, and then hurried to Zhang Bao's house again.
Zhang Erleng ran breathlessly to Zhang Bao's house, Zhang Bao's big iron door was dead, Zhang Erleng "bang bang bang" slammed the door with his hands, and shouted unceasingly: "Village chief, open the door quickly, Liu Zhen mayor told you to wait for the car at the head of the village!" ”
At this time, the big iron door opened, Zhang Bao came out from the button of his clothes, he opened the door, the mouth of a gown was wrong, the buttons were not aligned, he tugged upwards, and asked with a red face: "Erlang, didn't I say that I told you to greet Mayor Liu first?" You're running again!"
Zhang Erlang wiped the sweat on his face and gasped for breath and said, "Mayor Liu Zhen is not coming to our village, so he asked you to wait for his car at the entrance of the village and go to Xiao lizhuang to visit the apple orchard." ”
Zhang Bao said with some confusion: "What? Tell me to visit the apple orchard in Xiao Li Zhuang? ”
Zhang Erlang said anxiously: "Yes, Mayor Liu Zhen's bus has probably reached the head of the village." ”
Zhang Bao also said in a panic: "You go first, I will go to change clothes." ”
Zhang Erleng said: "Don't change, go to the village, go late and be careful of criticism!" ”
Zhang Bao can't do it, Sun Ruihua is still in the house, what can I do? He scolded, "Fuck, this thing is so coincidental!" "Hurried into the house with that...
(To be continued)