Teacher Chen, is the waist okay?
As soon as the reporter sat down, he greeted Zijin Chen's waist, which was the 1818 GoldenEye live broadcast room on the evening of January 6, about 220 days after Zijin Chen appeared on this show.
Two journalists, 1 lawyer, and two experts in the sports and fitness industry listened to the famous writer Zijin Chen (the one who drew the circle) tell the story of him and his unfortunate waist being continuously "pitted" by bad businesses... The corners of everyone's mouth can't help but rise, not at all like a serious live broadcast program where consumers are struggling to defend their rights and telling the audience how not to fall into the consumer trap, but there is a kind of joy that comes and goes to listen to Guo Degang's cross-talk.
Modern people really love to watch others lively.
Who would have thought that from 2021 to 2022, the waist of writer Zijin Chen would become the focus of everyone's attention again and again.
On the news twice, harvested n hot searches, but also helped a generation of suspense reasoning high-IQ writers successfully transform into a low-IQ comedy who was pit by serial pits.
Even he himself sent a Weibo to wish himself a happy 35th birthday, and he had to cue his "little wild waist", "I know that everyone will not bless me, only bless my waist, it is OK, after all, the waist and my birthday are the same day." ”
This is a prosperous world, as you wish↓
1.
Chen's "little wild waist" first became popular at the end of May last year.
On that day, Zijin Chen took the "it" that was firmly wrapped around the belt and appeared on the most famous sand sculpture minsheng news program in China at the moment, 1818 Golden Eye.
Leaving behind his own weak and helpless, thin waist and humble back.
Because of the long-term writing, Teacher Chen had a slight "lumbar muscle strain", and when he went to a Chinese medicine hall in Ningbo to get herbal tea, he was fooled by a doctor surnamed Tang and hit a "small molecule anti-inflammatory injection" worth more than 4500.
Who wants to finish the fight, the waist is getting more and more painful.
He ran back to Dr. Tang again, wanting to ask what medicine the other party had given him, but the doctor blew a blow, making Zijin Chen, an "engineering student of Zhejiang University", feel that his IQ was rubbed on the ground.
He said it was a kind of Chinese medicine injection, which was to crush many kinds of Chinese herbal medicines into the size of one percent of the water molecules... I still have a little scientific common sense, I am an engineering student at Zhejiang University, it is impossible to make any drug molecule into the size of one percent of the water molecule, if the technology is reached, you can directly apply for the Nobel Prize. ”
Teacher Chen complained sickly.
Angry and helpless, Teacher Chen found the 1818 Golden Eye to defend his rights, not to recover the 4500 yuan of treatment fees, but to find out what ghost things he had been beaten in the body, and incidentally exposed the "bad guys"!
At the same time as asking for help from the media, he himself also broadcast live on Weibo on the same day to treat the disease and protect his rights, leaving a lot of tear-jerking (hair) (laughs) "golden sentences" -
Even if you cheat money, you didn't expect to cheat on me!
In the three dramas that followed me, the real names of Ren Yi Tang and Tang Xianyou will definitely become important plots in the play!
Netizens said that he looked like he didn't have a high IQ in the TV camera, and he didn't look like a reasoning master who wrote "The Hidden Corner" and "Undocumented Crimes".
Him: I was just stupid!
Also because "the whole of Ningbo (later became the whole country) knew that my waist was not good, and since then the opposite sex is a passerby", and later specially declared: I am much better, after all, I often have a good fitness foundation.
It laid a heavy foreshadowing for the second part of "Zijin Chen Bending Waist"!
Yes, the sequel happened in the gym!
On January 5, Teacher Chen exposed himself on Weibo, saying that he encountered a serial set: after being pit waist by Putian Hospital, in order to practice waist to fitness, the gym owner ran away with a roll of money...
This "bad news" or the coach supervisor deliberately came to tell him, saying that he hoped to use the influence of Teacher Chen to help a group of fitness coaches who were owed wages to speak out, Teacher Chen just started to prevaricate that the matter of asking for wages or seek legal channels, the coach said, then your money will not come back...
Teacher Chen pondered, yes, there are still more than 40,000 unconfused in Kari.
It's better to be afraid! It's better to be afraid!
Netizens saw the tragic story of the same person falling into two pits in a row because of the same problem, and they all urgently called 1818 GoldenEye, come to take orders, there are repeat customers!
The dedicated 1818 naturally will not miss this wave of heat, rushing to help, connecting the victims live, hoping to use the deeds of Zijin Chen and the pit to wake up the public, how to "high IQ to avoid the pit".
As a result, Teacher Chen once again frantically saved his dignity in Lianmai's live broadcast.
"I'm fine, and in the winter I'll be fine with everything!"
"I'm still in good shape by nature, inverted triangle well, (fitness) is not for the body, is to live a little longer." 」
"I'm actually as good as a monkey, and I'm rarely pitted."
"I actually know about the gym routine, but I didn't expect it to happen to me."
Well, we all know that you are very shrewd, but the fault is that you have too much spare money and impulsive consumption.
Speaking of which, Teacher Chen is a popular writer, when he first charged a member, he felt that this gym charge was more expensive than ordinary, because he firmly believed that "the sky will not fall into a trap", and he consciously would not be deceived because of taking advantage of the small advantage, so his consumption concept is - if the price is very cheap, it will feel unreliable, but its price is a little more expensive than the normal price, I think it will not deceive people, and I paid 50,000 yuan in a private training fee!
Suddenly got the rich people's jumping pit logic: a needle of thousands of pieces, it will not always be a pit, right? Tens of thousands of fitness fees, will not lie to people, right?!
Therefore, the warning effect of Teacher Chen's case on ordinary people does not seem to be very large, after all, the trap that high-IQ rich people love to fall into, and we poor people have nothing to do with idle money to jump!
The reporter suggested that Zijin Chen, if he wants, can also find a lawyer to defend his rights, after all, the amount is also a bit much.
Zijin Chen was a little moved when he heard this, so he asked the beautiful lawyer in a series of deaths: "Then where to find a lawyer?" How much does it cost to fight a lawsuit? Is the attorney's fee given after winning the fight or before the fight? Can you not take it back and give half of it back?"
After asking the beautiful lawyers all laughing, Teacher Chen, who was "as fine as a monkey", sighed, "I'm afraid that the lawyer's fee will be given, and the money will not be returned, and I will fall into a pit!" ”
Hahaha, the theme of the third part of "Zijin Chen Folding Waist" has been asked by himself.
He was really scared!
After all, put yourself in his shoes and think about it - a blockbuster writer in the hall, a koi in the film and television IP adaptation industry, and now the highest-rated film and television related works in the Douban works list are actually "1818 GoldenEye" !!!
Seeing such a page, whose tears will not flow out like Lanzhou ramen?
2.
The writer Zijin Chen is a little humorous on his body.
Long before the "bending waist incident" came out, his duan hand attribute was already unstoppable. Two years ago, when "The Hidden Corner" was popular, as the original author, he rubbed the heat of his novel adaptation on Weibo every day, bringing the goods of the new work "Low IQ Crime".
Later, in an interview, he said that he regretted it, but he did not expect that the "Hidden Corner" drama would explode, and the publisher's stock was insufficient, resulting in his want to rub the heat to sell the book and the book was out of stock, and he only made thirty or forty thousand.
If you knew it earlier, when filming the drama, I would go to visit the class and make a few more actor friends, "After I publish a book, they will also forward it to me on Weibo." ”
If you know it earlier, don't sell the film and television rights of "Bad Boy" so early, because if you sell it a few years later, you can sell it for a better price.
Teacher Chen said that every time he deals with the film and television team and talks about copyright, it is very wasteful.
Very depressed as soon as I opened the price, others did not counter-offer, and it was successfully traded in one or two days.
"Every time I feel like I'm selling a loss."
He bluntly said that money is the biggest motivation for writing.
When the reputation of the "Hidden Corner" drama exploded, the Douban score of the original "Bad Boy" fell all the way down, many people hated "his writing is not good", and some people even made vicious remarks, telling him to simply stop writing.
He was so angry that he didn't want to go to Douban anymore, but then book sales kept rising, and he looked away again.
"When I make money, I just let people say it."
Sell your own books, make your own money, punch yourself in the face, and let others say go!
As long as the copyright is sold, no matter how the film and television drama is adapted, it is a place that I can't reach.
What a "cool" daddy!
This writer who focuses on selling books to make money is really a super pragmatic, there is no super emotion, and his mind is full of making money and making money!
For the various interpretations of the reporter's exalted works, he can bluntly say, "This question is too advanced, I have not thought about it." ”
The reporter complimented him on the applause and popularity of each work after it was adapted, it was simply a blockbuster engine, and he replied: This thing is pure luck.
The reporter wanted to ask him if it was also very special when he was so good at college now?
He laughed, that is, the fourth level of English was not passed, and there was no difference between the others.
The dignity of science and engineering hegemony? inexistent!
The two questions he is most concerned about are whether the books are selling well or not, and whether the stock market has risen today.
This writer who focuses on stock speculation and also makes a fortune with book fans, the legend is that the stock market is green and writes books to fill the deficit, and when the stock market is good, it is the time when the publisher and the gold lord's father have to worry about his dragging the manuscript.
Once the media praised him as a diligent representative of the retreat writer
As a result, the comment style at the bottom is that I thought he was showing half his ass...
The old fans who understand simply ask a fatal question: Are you sure it is not a closed stock speculation?
But Teacher Zijin Chen said that it can be said that my writing is poor, but I can't say that I stir-fry stock dishes.
He has previously made a stock trading achievement in Versailles, and it is said that the yield of stock speculation in 2021 is as high as 60%, and the day after he found that he was rolled up by the gym, he announced that the stock market helped him find his losses.
The media asked him if he had ever fantasized that he also had superpowers to beat up bad guys and save the world? He laughed, did not fantasize, had never fought since he was a child, only had his share of being beaten.
So if there are superpowers, what is the hope? He answered: Make money, the specific skill point is to buy any stock it will go up and down.
At the beginning of entering the market of suspense mystery novels, he also came in line with the idea of product manager, because there are few people writing such novels in China, the market is large, and the product competitiveness is weak, so it is easy to succeed. After graduation, he worked as a product manager for an Internet company, engraving market-oriented creative ideas in his DNA.
At that time, the company gave him the highest monthly salary of 4500, and he also said that he thanked him for the low salary that year, otherwise he would not have embarked on the road of writing to survive.
"If I had to buy me out for 1,500 more, I would work for the company every year as a cow and a horse."
Hahaha, thank you to the old owner for the low salary of the year!
So I became the boss myself, and on my birthday, I still want to give the studio employees a raise?
3.
As for the controversial issue of writing, Qian Chen also mentioned it, not that the writing is not good, as a dignified writer, even if he points a gun at his head, he will not admit that his writing is not good.
He said that it was because he was originally more two-dimensional. Therefore, when writing, I will add something two-dimensional as a flavoring agent.
Therefore, there will be the description of "Lanzhou ramen-like tears" and "Indian flying cake-like big hands", which he says is deliberately dissipating heavy, two-dimensional funny.
Unfortunately, the previous duanzi hand attribute was buried too deeply, and everyone could not see it.
However, after the yin and yang mistakes experienced two rights protection out of the circle, now everyone recognizes that Zijin Chen is a two-dimensional dan hand.
Someone else suggested that he simply go part-time as a (comedy) actor.
The characters are ready-made: Wu Evil is evil!
However, Teacher Chen may not be short of money recently.
See how he speculates in versailles teaching ↓
1 million, the school is ruined!