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In 2021, it is really not easy to find a professional idol drama on the market that integrates many ancient bridge sections such as women dressed as men, first marry and then love, and white moonlight.
But it was really poked open by the dean to open such a rotten Renaissance work.
How bad can a collection of rotten stems be? Let me see the world for you!
After brushing up on 12 episodes, I realized that I was too naïve...
I thought I could solve it without looking at it with my brain, but I didn't expect that the crew didn't intend to respect my personality at all.
Every minute and every second of watching the play, I felt a voice whispering in my ear:
"You are mentally retarded, you see this, you are mentally retarded, you see this..."
Come, walk into "Programmers Are So Cute" together, and see how our domestic professional dramas stink!
CHEERS!
Man-made
In a way, "Programmers So Cute" is very original and progressive.
First of all, it created a unique annoying male protagonist in the history of idol dramas - Jiang Yicheng.
As soon as he appears, it is a divine operation that arranges two blind dates together to cope with.
He posed as a feudal patriarch to choose a concubine, picking and choosing between the two girls, and the words were filled with arrogance and contempt of the superior.
Even just by a few minutes of getting along, two girls are defined and objectified.
What does this mean to say, "You can get your hands on it, but you're not virtuous enough." "You're virtuous, but you can't get your hands on it." What's the difference?
Hard, fist hard...
And our silly white sweet heroine Lu Li, after watching Jiang Yicheng's childish performance on the side, actually only cared about making a fool of himself.
What, it's not you who's being humiliated, you don't care, do you?
The next one is you.
Lu Li had been in love with Jiang Yicheng for many years, and finally plucked up the courage to dress up and ask Jiang Yicheng to eat at a high-end restaurant and prepare to confess.
It turns out that being close to certain men can become unfortunate.
When the restaurant closed, Jiang Yicheng had not yet appeared.
Because his white moonlight first love girlfriend, Li Man, appeared.
Even though Li Man had already betrayed him and ran away with money, Jiang Yicheng still cared too much.
A back shadow evokes memories of his acquaintance with his ex-girlfriend.
Li Man took the initiative to come to him, his mouth was sour, and his heart was already chaotic.
With this episode, he completely forgot his agreement with Lu Li and played! basket! ball! go! finish!.
It also needs to be reminded by the male second Chen Yiming to remember that there is a person of "Lu Li".
It is you who care that Lu Li and Chen Yiming are getting closer, and it is you who are jealous and physically punish her for moving the box.
Ignoring Lu Li's appointment, it is you who is obsessed with your ex-girlfriend.
Blindly venting emotions to the heroine, and naturally accepting the heroine's kindness and tolerance without expecting anything in return.
Lu Li, can you bear it?
Well! She can bear it.
He even took the initiative to help Jiang Yicheng find a good reason.
This is all 2021, and there is a high-minded and domineering president× only promise silly white sweet old-fashioned setting.
There is also a love drama based on the heroine giving up self-esteem, losing herself, and infinitely compromising in exchange for men's pity.
Can such sugar be used?
Knock out my titanium teeth in minutes!
Not only is it perfunctory to love, the male protagonist is even more extreme to our worker grandfather in the workplace.
Lu Li's girlfriend posted a video of him humiliating his blind date on the Internet.
Jiang Yicheng was mad, and his first reaction was to let the company's legal counsel answer his phone unconditionally on the rest day and help him send a lawyer's letter, accusing the heroine of infringing his portrait rights.
Don't look like a star, but get a star disease! A lawyer's letter of warning at every turn?
Grab the woman who is passing by his office to help him fix the bug.
Then very naturally pulled out his phone and played the glory of the king...
After Lu Li finished correcting the bug, he asked Jiang Yicheng for credit, and began to stare at his face in a daze.
This face, this angle...
Sister, you are also really not picky.
Of course, Jiang Yicheng was worthy of her blindness.
While posing as a professional pose for his sister, he criticized Lu Li, who helped him work: "Please be serious when working." “
Was it a plastic bag in my previous life? So capable of loading!
After 12 episodes, the male protagonist is a character who is not good, whose character is not good, whose ability and ability are not good, and who is purely dependent on the iron waste of the family.
Obviously, the heroine has looked up to the character for many years, but she has not shown the slightest male charm.
Look at your Baidu Encyclopedia, you set up, iron and iron stealing the sun to the thorough!
Also a genius programmer and overbearing CEO, Hinata (from the Japanese drama "rich man poor woman"), played by Oguri Shun, is arrogant and paranoid and grumpy, and can still be charming.
Why? Because he's still doing business!
And you! Jiang Yicheng, I haven't seen you work for a few days!
The indomitable love of code makes Hyuga sparkle all the time.
The whole process of designing, developing, experimenting, and operating the "Personal File" system shows his unique logical thinking and product thinking as a programmer.
Because the work is full of beards and bloodshot eyes, it should still be charming.
His spirited and confident appearance, no one can not understand Natsui Makoto's fascination with him.
But in "Programmers So Cute", how talented and excellent Jiang Chengyi is is, all in the lines of the supporting role.
Every day, pouting and driving a luxury car around outside, the biggest task is to solve the blind date.
This man is not broken, it is strange!
As for Lu Li's infatuation with Jiang Yicheng, it can only be understood that she is blind.
The plot is blind
When the male protagonist of an idol drama collapses, it is already half destroyed.
Not to mention its plot...
It is simply a work of the renaissance of ancient romance and vulgarity.
It can be simply divided into "male dress and female dress" and "first marry and then love", which is generally called "bad film".
Let's talk about "men dressing up as women" --
The heroine Lu Li, first of all, this name has been very unusual, and the Mary Sue flavor is also too rushed.
She has a crush on Jiang Yicheng for many years, and has studied programming for many years just to get closer to him.
However, the heterogeneous technology program department founded by the male protagonist only recruits men.
Come and arbitrate him for me!
In order to get close to Jiang Yicheng, Lu Li prepared to cut off a long hair and dress up as a woman.
Lu Li, as a programmer, your thinking and Jiang Yicheng's Qingqi are in the same vein, this is the legendary CP sense?
Are you ready to bend Jiang Yicheng?
Obviously, the two mothers are high school classmates, and they are obviously proud protégés of the same professor.
The channels and opportunities for understanding are in front of you.
But to choose the most rugged one, are you afraid that he will fall in love with you?
Outrageously, Jiang Yicheng's pheasant company really let the heroine enter the job.
All the blind monks of the company, no one noticed the heroine's flickering false eyelashes?
Does no one really need her to provide her original ID and graduation certificate?
And this decoration style, sure is it a game company, not a kindergarten game room?
As a rare normal person in the play, what the heroine's mother said was not wrong at all.
"Marry first and love later" I can't understand it even more.
When I watch, I often have a question, is it that I am wrong, or that the world is wrong.
I never understood why these two people suddenly got married.
Of course, in the matter of marriage, we make it clear that Jiang Yicheng's performance is still relatively normal, and the responsibility is mainly Lu Li's.
Lu Li's female identity was revealed, and Jiang Yicheng was furious and wanted to fire him, demanding that she hand over her job and leave within seven days.
Is she gone? How could she possibly go? What did she shoot when she went?
When I thought that the heroine was about to show her superb programming ability and quality as a programmer, change Jiang Yicheng's prejudice against female programmers, and the plot was officially on the right track, I was naïve.
Lu Li decided to marry Jiang Yicheng!
Jiang Yicheng's mother heard a female programmer appear next to her son, and her eyes lit up.
After some investigation, he was satisfied with Lu Li.
There is no objection to your assist, but you go directly to the woman's parents who don't know each other.
Are you polite?
Jiang Yicheng has such a cow mother as you, at least three marriages to start! How is it possible to be single until now?
And our heroine Lu Li, with a brain circuit that ordinary people can't understand, came up with the ghost animal logical relationship of "marrying Jiang Yicheng - keeping his job - staying with Jiang Yicheng", and gladly accepted this proposal.
Sister Lu, your marriage to Jiang Yicheng doesn't prevent him from firing you, right?
Can this brain really type code with a keyboard? Typing is difficult, right?
Listen to your mother's advice as a normal person!
Three views are crooked
Finally, let's go back to the title of the play, "Programmers Are So Cute."
Obviously, it is a professional drama with the theme of portraying programmers.
However, the whole drama is full of inappropriate and even offensive expressions for the profession of programmers.
It's not the programmer who sees the question marks, it's the programmer who wants to go to court.
How does this drama "show the most authentic daily life of code farmers in multiple dimensions"?
Keywords such as "plaid shirt", "bald", and "greasy" must appear once per episode.
Do you have any hard indicators for the crew, performance appraisal?
Not only do programmers need to give a positive response themselves, but also need colleagues to give side descriptions.
Trying to have no dead angles at three hundred and sixty-five degrees, the programmer's untrimmed, low emotional intelligence, and middle-aged greasy image is portrayed deeply into people's hearts.
I can reluctantly understand exaggerated stereotypes and wild labels as excessive traces of artistic processing in literary and artistic works.
But what should be explained by so many clips of programmers being made into lewd men?
Crazy posting sexy girl photos in a workgroup? Peeking at the bathing of female employees of the same company? Fascinated by the girlfriend of the female anchor, causing low-level mistakes and ruining the company's big projects?
Do you think these episodes are the screenwriter's brain pumping, purely for the disgusting people?
No, naïve!
The screenwriter has another deep meaning -
Send sexy girl photos at work?
Lu Li brushed a few emojis a hair, showing the female host spirit innocence fragment, there is!
Peeking at the bathing of female employees of the same company?
The program department was asked to wear women's clothes to work for a day, Lu Li women's beauty stunned Jiang Yicheng, emotional heating up fragments, there is!
Fascinated by female anchors, messing up company projects?
Jiang Yicheng god soldiers descended from heaven to expose the essence of his girlfriend's worship of gold for the old employees, save the runaway woman and man, and win the female protagonist worship clip, there is!
Solved, all of this is for talk! love! love!
But you are in love, why rely on stigmatization of programmers?
People worked hard in the office to exchange their lives for money, and unknowingly they were labeled as "dead otaku" and "obscene men"...
Besides, who in professional dramas doesn't allow you to fall in love?
In "Pinocchio", Lee Jong-suk and Park Shin-hye have a burst of cp feelings; in "School Reading Girl Kono Etsuko", Kono Etsuko and Orihara Yukito hit me with a straight ball; in "Grey's Intern Doctor", the emotional line is so messy that I can knit sweaters...
But their focus is still on the word "career" -
Tridab keeps her original intention and only recognizes the facts, Etsuko is always enthusiastic and asks questions, and Grey grows up and cherishes life.
However, once it comes to a bad drama, the so-called programmer workplace has become a background board and stepping stone for the love of the male and female protagonists.
Why do professional dramas exist?
First of all, it can satisfy the curiosity of the audience, and it is undoubtedly a fresh and novel experience to know and understand an unfamiliar profession through literary and artistic works.
On a deeper level, it is to increase understanding and then to understand each other.
After the broadcast of "Heart Technique", how many people put aside their prejudices and tried to understand the difficulties of doctors.
And since you have borrowed the name of professional drama, you should assume the responsibility of restoring the original appearance of the profession, can not ease the contradiction, do not add misunderstanding, this is really difficult?
For a series of rotten and smelly professional dramas, I want to ask three questions from the bottom of my heart -
Can an actor treat himself as a person?
The Internet has a memory, do not want to be tied to the "bad film", please please cherish the feathers when you take over the play.
Can the director and screenwriter treat professionals as individuals?
Since you are in love in the guise of a professional drama, please show some respect and care for this profession in the play.
Dean, can you treat yourself as a person?
Don't look at it in the future...
Blindly...
Look...
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