【Happy Weekend Moment】 Mid-Autumn Festival Special: Joke Ren's Mooncake

1, the cannibal chief fiercely dropped the five-ren mooncake in his hand: "The grass mud horse deceives people, there is no one inside!" ”

2, a couple bought a piece of mooncake to eat together, girls ate 3/7, boys ate 4/7, boys than girls 4.5 yuan more, please ask how much is this mooncake...

It is said that the answer for di si is 31.5, and the answer for non-di si is 4.5.

3, this year's Mid-Autumn Festival will not give gifts, do not send text messages, one is to save money, the other is environmental protection. Send a joke, the economy is happy, the joke began: yesterday a friend took a box of mooncakes to his mother-in-law, the mother-in-law looked at it was expired for two years, not hurriedly said, you cheated on unscrupulous merchants? Friend answered without hurry: This is what you sent me last year. The mother-in-law replied unhurriedly: Rest assured that I will keep it well!

4. Dad just called me and asked me what I brought home for the Mid-Autumn Festival? I said, "I bought the five-ren mooncake..." Dad: "You buy six people, and your brother-in-law will come too!" ”

5, over the Mid-Autumn Festival unit issued mooncakes, at noon colleagues ate a piece of mooncake, and then played poker, the result lost a noon... At night, when I look at the mooncake box after work, I shout in anger, "No wonder I don't win at noon, this pit daddy's mooncake is double crisp"

6, I have an enemy, last year I gave him a box of the previous year's mooncakes and gave him something to eat. Later he found out. This year I gave him another box, assured not from last year. So he believed it again, felt something was wrong after eating it, and called me to ask if it was last year's mooncake again? I said, "It was the year before." ”

7, one day the mooncake went to the bathhouse to soak in the bath, met the chocolate, the chocolate was just about to go into the water to test the water temperature, the foot slipped into the pool, disappeared, the mooncake saw the rush to dive to catch chocolate. The mooncake fished for half a day, found nothing, and the water became darker and darker. Mooncake sadly came out of the pool and found himself blackened, turning into chocolate mooncakes.

"Huangpu Anti-Drug" wishes everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Family reunion! Happy!