Many poems are the feelings of home and country that worry about the country and the people, while some poems start from life and write out the bittersweet and bittersweet of life with a humorous and funny attitude.
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Today I share with you 2 ancient poems that make people laugh, the level is not bad, and it is fun to read after a thousand years!
Song 1: Hurriedly pack up the old robes, check the bags. The sleeve whisks the white clouds back to the mouth of the cave, and the shoulder picks the bright moon around the end of the world. Poor pine-topped new nest crane, but bear the old flowers on the edge of the hedge. He instructed the dogs and cats to go with me, and to leave the religion and live in the homes of the laymen.
In ancient times, there were monks and nuns. Generally speaking, the five aggregates of the monks are empty, and they do not care about the red dust.
However, in ancient times, there were many flower monks, and there were also many false nuns. These monks and nuns, with the help of their status as monks, did dirty things, which inevitably made the people talk about it.
In other words, there were many monk temples and nunneries in ancient times that were "full of five poisons". Local officials heard the cries of the common people and sent their men to demolish these irregular temples and nunneries and drive away flower monks and false nuns.
It is said that there is a nun named "Jueqing", who is quite literate, and plays "cosplay" with many rich men on weekdays with many rich men, and is a well-known local "teacher".
Unfortunately, there are no eggs under the nest, and Jueqing can only endure the pain of leaving the nunnery.
Before leaving, seeing that the nunnery where he had been staying for many years was about to be demolished, he felt sad and couldn't help but write this poem.
The meaning of the poem is very clear, the first two sentences are to say that Jueqing was driven away, so he hurriedly sorted out his bags, but there were not many bags to sort out.
The third and fourth sentences say that originally this nunnery was a nest of comfort, but now it is good, and it can only wander the end of the world, eat and sleep in the wind, only hide in the cave, and can only sleep under the moon.
The fifth and sixth sentences say that there is a crane next to the nunnery that has just arrived, and now the nunnery is about to be demolished, and the crane has no place to live before it has a familiar face.
Next to the nunnery are the flowers that were planted before, and now no one cares for them, but alas.
These two sentences make people laugh the most. If we think about it a little, we will find that these two poems have a different meaning, and they have a distinct sound.
The so-called "new nest crane" refers to the newly recognized "Kaizi" of the Kyaw Qing nuns, those newcomers who are not very familiar with the brothers.
The so-called "old planting flowers" refers to the old acquaintances of the nuns who have had many contacts with the benefactors.
Obviously it is a disgraceful thing, but the result is written so charmingly by Jueqing, it is really angry and funny, both admiring Jueqing's talent, but also can't help but despise Jueqing's debauchery.
The last two sentences are the self-injurious embrace of the nun. Jueqing said that the cats and dogs of the nunnery are all monastic animals, so let's go with her, so as not to fall into the hands of the layman.
The sound of these two sentences seems to be a plea to God: "Poor nuns are monks, I hope that God will have the virtue of a good life, don't make me sad in the future!" I hope God bless me, don't let me wander. ”
As a bystander, reading this poem, one will not pity the nun. Instead, we will smile and be happy to see the poor fate of the nuns.
After all, planting melons to get melons, planting beans to get beans, everything is her own doing. She tarnished the image of the Buddha, and naturally she was punished.
Of course, there is one thing that I still admire the talent of the Kyaw Ching nuns.
I believe that many friends, like me, after reading this poem, still recognize the talent of this enlightened nun.
The language of this poem is light and elegant, and it is written that Jueqing is caught off guard and uneasy about the misfortune.
Poor pine-topped new nest crane, but bearing the old flowers by the fence, these two sentences are inseparable in front of you.
The sleeve whisks the white clouds back to the mouth of the cave, and the shoulder picks the bright moon around the end of the world. These two sentences are the embarrassment of the future of Jueqing's imagination.
Such a nun poem of "the most hasty temple day" is really wonderful!
Song 2: Three years of royal selection of talents, the inspector of the unnamed Baitai. Who knows and fallen wu gong net, fish turtle shrew rolled out.
In ancient times, there was a supervisor named "Wu Botong", who was particularly strict about the composition requirements of the imperial examination.
At that time, the formal eight-strand text was just popular, so many readers could not write well, and naturally could not get the favor of Wu Botong.
After a imperial examination, there were very few people who were named in the gold list.
Readers are pretentious, feel that they can't pass the exam, and they must be the chief examiner with no eyes.
As a result, a large group of readers who fell behind the list ran to the Imperial Observatory to accuse Wu Botong of having no eyes and no pearls and omitting talents.
The imperial historians of the Yushitai were also very annoyed, and they did not understand this very well, so they could only kick the ball back to Wu Botong's feet and let Wu Botong take the exam again.
Wu Botong was also not polite, and this time he directly asked the question: "The dragon is a dragon, and the fish and turtle are born." The thesis was titled "One Get Out.".
The readers of the exam were directly confused, and the questions of the second exam were much more difficult than the first, and it was too difficult to write an essay.
Most of the candidates retreated from the difficulty and left the examination room before it was time to hand in the papers, becoming a real "get out".
Therefore, the good deeds who were titled in the gold list in front of them wrote a poem to ridicule these readers: "Three years of the royal system to select talents, the inspector of the nameless Baitai." Who knows and fallen wu gong net, fish turtle shrew rolled out. ”
Baitai means Imperial History Terrace. The poem is clear, witty and humorous, and mocks the self-righteous, pretentious readers.
It's like a line from a TV series: "It's useless to give you a chance." ”
People who have no ability, even if they make a fuss and have one more chance, it will still be the end of failure.
As a modern person, when I see this humorous poem and hear this funny story, I can't help but smile!
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