
Shu Yang fell from his galloping horse, his right shoulder dislocated, his ribs broken twice, and he could not withstand any bumps, so General Gao and his party had to temporarily settle in the town of Hulin outside Nanquan Pass. Fortunately, when going out, he carried a lot of gold and silver, and along the way, the iron wolf carefully collected a lot from those killers, and the lady was careful, and the food, clothing, and housing of the group were not a problem. It's just that this Young Master Shuyang really has some headaches. Wang Xiangye is old and has a son, and he is a man, he must not be spoiled a little, Xiangye is busy with official duties, and he is also neglectful in discipline on weekdays, so this little young master is a bit arrogant, and if he is slightly unsatisfactory, he will fall to the east and smash the west, crying loudly.
"I want to eat lily puff pastry, I want to eat lily puff pastry!" Shu Yang lay on the bed and launched the young master's temper again. The injuries on his body were still very serious, and even a slight movement, even if he spoke loudly, would pull at the wounded bone, and the pain was endless, so he did not dare to move, so he had to keep humming this and that.
"My little young master, this is not Xiyang City, where can I go to find lily puff pastry in this small place?" Shall we eat flax cakes? Lady Yunniang gently persuaded, shaking the flax cake that Yunfang had just bought after half a day of running.
"If I don't eat or don't eat, I'm going to eat lily puff pastry." Can't buy you won't do it? Don't you do anything? "Shu Yang does not spare, this guy has a skill, that is, within the range of pain he can endure, to harass you to the greatest extent, and constantly grind with you at the same volume until you go crazy."
Broken Knife, Iron Lang, Black Wind and Thunder Fire have learned the power of this little plague god these days, and they have hidden outside the house early. Black Wind crouched on the roof ridge and looked at the sun in shock, the broken knife carried the wine jug and the thunder fire crouched under the wall root with a mouthful of irrigation, and Tie Lang sharpened the knife on the stone anvil behind the house. Only General Gao patiently stayed in the room to listen to Shu Yang's humming and chirping.
"Isn't there anything lily crispy here?" When you get to Luo Jie City, will Lady Junniang do a good job for you? ”
"No, no, no! I want to eat it right now! My stomach hurts! My shoulder hurts! I can't play and can't move, I just want to eat lily puff pastry, uh... Whew..." Shu Yang continued his grinding kung fu pitifully.
"Uncle Yunfang ran for half a day to buy flax cakes, very delicious, you can taste it!" General Gao took the red bean cake in Lady Junniang's hand and handed it to the little young master's mouth, gently exhorting.
I didn't want this little plague god to snap and use the only left hand that could be moved to beat the flax cake in General Gao's hand, the action was slightly larger, involving the wound, and as a result, this guy began to grin his teeth again, and the tear brush came out.
Lady Yun sighed, and she was distressed and angry, and shook her head and sat down to the side, secretly weeping.
"Brother, don't you want to be so willful, okay?" Everyone is helping you, but you are always looking for trouble! Shu Yao also felt that his brother was too much and began to count him down.
"Am I looking for trouble?" Who caused me to fall off my horse? You are all standing here, I am lying in pain to death, you are all here to see my jokes! Shu Yang began to stir up trouble.
"You—you've gone too far!" Obviously, everyone saved you, and everyone is helping you! What good food and drink on the road are given to you first, how can you talk like this! Shu Yao saw that his brother was so unkind and treated everyone's care for him as a donkey's liver and lungs, and the tears of qi were coming down.
"I'm injured and can't move!" Should have been taken care of! They were our subordinates! How do you speak to them! I'm your brother!" Shu Yang felt as if he had been greatly wronged, and the more he spoke, the more mean he became.
"You—ignore you!" Shu Yao was speechless, picked up the cake on the ground, carefully blew the dust on the blow, walked over to Lady Junniang and said softly, "Aunt Jun, don't be sad, give you something to eat." ”
Lady Junniang quickly wiped her eyes, touched the head of the young lady, and said softly: "The young lady is really good, and Aunt Junniang is not hungry, go and give it to Uncle Gao to eat." ”
Shu Yao obediently took the flax cake to General Gao, raised his hands and handed it to him, "Uncle Gao, you eat it!" Sorry, my brother he was in a bad mood. ”
"Who's in a bad mood? You're in a bad mood! You're all in a bad mood! "The little plague god's ears are very pointed.
The corners of General Gao's mouth moved, trying to make a smiling expression, he wanted to refuse, looking at the sincere and clear eyes of the young lady, he suddenly changed his mind, he did not take it, but tore a small piece into his mouth, chewing with satisfaction.
Shu Yao smiled, and then divided the rest of the cake into small pieces and gave it to everyone, except for her brother and the black wind crouching on the roof—she couldn't reach it.
Shu Yang made a fuss for a while, this time he failed to do so, because in the border town of The Kingdom of Luoxia, no one could conjure up a lily crisp for him. In fact, Shu Yang himself also knows that he is not going to come to lily crisp, but he inexplicably wants to find everyone's trouble, the body is itchy and painful, can not move, the body can not say the uncomfortable, uncomfortable he only wants to vent, he hopes that everyone is as uncomfortable as him, in the usual time is he to see other people's jokes, now everyone's concern for him has become a joke on him, which makes him feel extremely ashamed and irritable, always want to make some movements, partial broken knife those few do not pay attention to him, Yunfang raw Mu Ne, Others told him to do whatever he wanted, the rest did not have half a fart, General Gao's face he did not dare to provoke more, had to change the method to torture Junniang, he also understood that if he really provoked Junniang, then there was really no one who ignored him, so he had to play a pitiful and pitiful grind with her.
Everyone ignored him, grinding himself for a while and being sleepy, and the little plague god finally fell into a deep sleep.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Looking at it like this, you can't move for two months." Although this is the kingdom of Rorschach, it is too close to the border and is still extremely unsafe. Lady Junniang was worried.
"The little young master has good bones, he recovers quickly, and he can take the car in another month, and it will take some days to fully recover." General Gao said without hesitation, "Is there enough silver?" ”
"It can last for two months." Lady Junniang hesitated for a moment, "The little young master can't suffer hardships, he can't be too general, he still has to grab medicine, and then he has to hire a carriage." Fortunately, there is no money to live here. "This is an abandoned empty house, everyone cleaned up a bit and lived together, except for the two female relatives of Yunniang and Shu Yao living in the inner room, Yunfang is a subordinate, not exquisite, just sleep in the kitchen, the others are in the military to make a living, there is a place to lie on the line, the black wind often all night cats in the tree or roof, he rarely speaks, do not know what is going on in his heart, but as long as there is something, he always rushes to the front.
"I understand. you. General Gao said softly. These difficulties in front of us, compared with the tiger and wolf, are simply not worth mentioning.
Here is close to the border, there are many vendors coming and going from all over the place, so this line of people did not bring any surprise to the local area, the killer did not come again, except for serving this unobtrusive little young master, there was nothing else to do, and the days were a little idle. General Gao took advantage of this time to teach Shu Yao some fist and foot kung fu, and also listened to the little young master stirring up trouble every day. Shu Yao was clever and clever, and it didn't take long for him to study several sets of martial arts and feet, but his strength was too small, and he couldn't play any practical role, but it was almost the same as dealing with some of the evils of the same age. General Gao was very appreciative, but his kung fu was mainly honed from the actual battle against the enemy, mixed with various techniques of connecting the long gun euphorbia with the short soldiers under the horse, with a strong and rapid speed, supplemented by feminine and skillful strength, which was not suitable for Shu Yao, a delicate official lady, to learn, so he had to practice those several sets of introductory boxing techniques every day, and then learn a little shallow internal strength kung fu.
Tie Lang, The Broken Knife and the Thunder Fire watched Shu Yao in the courtyard with a soft and weak posture every day to make those tricks open and close, but also a serious one, making a look, the small mouth shouted and sounded, the small face was calm and resolute, and several people were crying and laughing. Helpless Tie Lang's kung fu path can be heard from the name, it is also a hard-hitting way of playing, Thunder Fire is the most able to play with fire thunder, the knife method of breaking the knife is fierce and strange, not as good as General Gao's kung fu, good and good and gentle, but the battlefield kills thousands of troops and horses, and there is no room for so many one-on-one feminine and ingenious.
Even Lady Junniang could see that the young lady was a little out of tune in learning this set of kung fu, but it was better to learn a little self-defense than to have no power to tie the chicken, and besides, there was no better way at the moment. Yunfang, who has not been a fart, is a man in the end, and these days of idle boredom have shown great interest in watching.
"General, if you continue to practice like this, The young lady is afraid that she will grow a beard!" The broken knife took a mouthful of yellow teeth and nibbled on the pear while watching the hilarity.
"Uncle Gao, why do I grow a beard?"
Shu Yao was hitting Luo Han when he heard the words of the broken knife and stopped and asked.
Several people laughed when they heard the words, and even Yunfang couldn't sit steadily with laughter.
"Ignore them and practice." General Gao rolled his eyes at several smiling men and said in a deep voice to the young lady. Demonstrate the next move, Twin Peaks.
But this time Shu Yao did not keep up.
"But why does Uncle Broken Knife say I'll grow a beard?" How many of them still laugh so hard? ”
Shu Yao still maintained the posture of Luo Han holding up the top, and the dark eyeballs were dripping and turning. A woman's love of beauty is innate, Shu Yao vaguely felt that it may be related to practicing this kung fu, originally she was very careful to practice the one move and one style and internal gong mental method taught to her by her uncle Gao, but if these things will make her grow a black and hard beard, it is said that she will not practice anything.
Everyone laughed even harder and trembled.
"General, the end of your kung fu will be admired, but this method of teaching people is really not very good." Tie Lang laughed out of breath and bent down to wave his hands.
The broken knife and the pear could not be swallowed, and a mouth full of fruit slag and saliva flowed down from the corner of the mouth.
Thunder Fire finally couldn't help it, and a sip of wine spewed out of the distance.
Overhearing a crackling sound of rubble, the black wind suddenly rolled down from the roof, fortunately, he reacted quickly, and when he fell, he reached out and propped up on the eaves, and with the help of force, he flipped over in the air and fell, so that he did not fall into a big horse.
Everyone was shocked, and immediately returned to their positions to concentrate on guard, General Gao pulled Shu Yao backwards, and Yunfang hugged his head and squatted down hurriedly.
"What's going on?" General Gao asked in a low voice.
But he saw that the black wind trembled for a long time before he stood up--it turned out to be a laugh and a sigh of relief. He was on a high place, seeing everything below clearly, and everyone's action expression was vivid in his eyes, in fact, he had been trying to hold back a smile, and then he couldn't help it, and rolled off the roof without paying attention.
A false alarm, the face of the crowd instantly turned from yin to sunny, you look at me and I look at you, and then burst into laughter together, the initiator of the broken knife laughed out of tears, a pear is always unable to eat, simply lost.
After a while, Black Wind said, "I'll come." ”
Everyone suddenly understood that the black wind's body style was erratic, light as a swallow, girls learned the best, if they met a strong opponent, they could not beat it.
The black wind has always been high and high on weekdays, often even eating and sleeping in the cat, and his temperament is also silent, except for his god and ghost body, the rest know very little about him. Unexpectedly, this guy still had a set of teachings, he sketched some points with black carbon on the ground, and then taught Shu Yao how to jump around on these points. The interval between these points is large and small, the small one must use a very small broken step, the big one has to cross with full force, at first Shu Yao's face will rise to a maximum of four or five points in a row, but in just three days, she can jump on ten points in one breath. The black wind was greatly appreciated, and the teaching was more vigorous.
Even Yunfang, who had nothing to do, was very excited to see.