Today, I went to see the long-awaited "Aladdin" for the first time, which is simply too boring and boring.
It's not that I'm nitpicking, Rotten Tomatoes is open, only 60%.
The Hollywood Reporter was sharp: "Diverse casts and feminist themes ultimately create a completely politically correct Aladdin." ”
New York Magazine: "I never thought I'd say it one day: I miss the parrot Lago voiced by Gilbert Gottfried in the 1992 version!" ”
Gilbert Gottfried is a well-known comedian who often appears on the American version of Spit Conference.
The New York Times: The film itself is not too bad, and it can be seen that a lot of technique is used, but in a way, this little bit of artistry is meaningless.
(So listen to the evaluation is still not very good right)
Movie website Collider commented: Disney's goal for "Aladdin" is obviously "blockbuster IP", but whether this story is worth adapting, whether it can be regarded as a decent family movie, we obviously do not feel any magic.
Let's start with casting, which is disappointing.
The lead actor is Canadian actor Mena Massoud and the lead actress is British actress Naomi Scott.
Styling is fine, but the opening is standard English.
The red carpet premiere was further away from the prototype.
Just say the accent, look at Marvel's "Black Panther" how careful, leopard brother leopard sister's accent does not read the subtitles can not understand!
In addition to the theme song, Zayn Malik and American singer Zhavia Ward were recruited to sing the famous film song "A Whole New World".
Beautiful slag of the face you understand, easy to kill the male protagonist!
Of course, the character's pot can not let the actor carry, as the disney princess eighth grade old mother, Ban Men gets an axe for a brief introduction.
Princess Jasmine lost her mother at a young age, and the king, worried about her daughter's safety, gave her a small tiger to accompany her when she was a child.
Under the careful care of Princess Jasmine, the little milk tiger grew into a big tiger.
How wild is a princess who can keep a tiger as a pet?
However, this version of Princess Jasmine, obviously followed by a tiger, the tiger tiger has no feeling of life.
I felt a little scared, and I couldn't see that I was a childhood playmate.
To put it bluntly, this is a stupid white sweet who has changed his skin color, and he doesn't even dare to jump on the roof!
Will Smith, who is loved by everyone, also has a sense of difficulty in having to play with children this time.
Maybe their own babies are very assertive and it is really difficult to integrate, so the empty nest old man wants to break through himself?
Anyway, when I watched the cartoon, the sense of surprise that the genie was released did not have at all, but it scared me.
The voice of the genie was the late actor Robin Williams, who is said to have done so many improvisations during the dubbing that the crew had to adapt around his creations.
But Williams turned out to be right, the big blue monster enthusiastic, funny, and energetic. The 1992 animated version of Aladdin grossed $504 million worldwide and 94% on Rotten Tomatoes.
The Los Angeles Times commented that it was a movie full of wonders: even the youngest children would open their mouths to the screen, and the most sensible adults would smile at the unexpected humor.
Second, the storyline is also very protracted, the original version is only 90 minutes, this version is actually 128 minutes, more than two hours!
Who gave Guy Ritchie the courage? Le Ya?
Okay, let's talk about Guy Ritchie.
"Two Big Smoking Guns" Ah! "Stealing and Kidnapping"! Guy Richie, who became famous for his cult crime comedy!
"Sherlock Holmes" Ah! Fast and slow motion is as smooth as breathing hand-to-hand combat scenes! Is there a violent aesthetic?!
Let Nini, who has been studying Wing Chun privately for more than ten years, have a place to play.
In 2017, "King Arthur: Battle of the Beasts" has been criticized for boring, which is a pity for our family Hunan, rotten tomatoes less than 30%.
Seeing that "Sherlock Holmes 3" was postponed to 2021, on the other hand, it was busy filming Nike, BMW, the World Cup, magic headphones... of advertising, a lot of revenue.
The alimony is also very high, and the divorce with Mai Jie got 60 million pounds that year, and the remarriage and have children, the hot kang head is very warm.
Remembering the "Dumbo" released a while ago, although the story has hard wounds, it can be seen that it is flowing with Tim Burton's blood; after watching "Aladdin", there is no trace of Mr. Guy, who is the screenwriter and director.
As Entertainment Weekly commented: "Aladdin" is actually quite OK, but it can't seem to be better, after all, you know, capitalism. ”
The Atlantic was ruthless: "Even with Disney's huge budget and amazing technology, the live actors couldn't replicate the dizzying animation of the original." ”
Therefore, don't think that it is easy to shoot a big IP of a minority, the old fans have strict standards, and netizens are online in minutes.
Disney please long snack ah, thank you!
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