Yes, Bob is right!
This should be a school dormitory building
The school's welcome ceremony is a bit evil
The manhole cover of the school always has the urge to pick it up
The food in the school cafeteria is the best dark dish
The school does not allow riding an electric car to deliver meals, and the courier brother is bright
1, when I was in college, I took my roommate's mobile phone to call my girlfriend, and she called: Husband! I was confused, my girlfriend was too smart, I didn't even say anything she knew it was me...
2, a male classmate asked the teacher: three ladies each buy a banana, three people three ways to eat, licking and eating, eating, biting, which do you think is married? The female teacher blushed and said: It should be the one with the food. "No, it's the one with the ring..."
3, once with the student sister in the canteen to eat, just happened to meet the assistant teacher, so they sat down to eat together, after a while, the student sister accidentally found a grain of snot stuck on the face of the assistant teacher, but it was not good to say directly, had to hint: Teacher, you have a grain of rice on your face. outcome... The teacher stuck out his tongue and licked the grains of rice off!!!
4, remember when I was a child, I never understood why girls had to do sit-ups, and boys had to do push-ups, I knew that I understood later, now that I think about it, I should cherish the good times on campus in the first place!
5, a boy went to the toilet and forgot to bring paper, and then he called his roommate and asked him to help bring the roll of paper to rescue him, but the roommate said that the time was too late, wait for tomorrow. Later, I heard that the friendship between the two came to an end.