[–] WizardsChaseYoungHTTR 8282 points 10 hours ago2
Let the man digest his gumbo whilst he slumbers
Wizards fans: Let him digest okra soup while he's asleep. (Note: A dish originating from South Louisiana Week is made primarily from umami broths, meat or shellfish, thickeners, and air-dried vegetables.) ）
[–] NuggetsTechnical_Towel_990 3861 points 10 hours ago4
Zion is pretty much Snorlax
Nuggets fans: Zion is the Kirby Beast in Pokémon. (Note: The Kirby Beast, a Sleeping Pokémon, will be too lazy to move its fingers as long as it is full.) ）
[–] Smekledorf1996 482 points 10 hours ago
Pels need to figure out how to get a Poké Flute
The Pelicans need to figure out a way to make a Pokémon Flute. (Note: This item awakens Kirby Beasts.) ）
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Rocketsmeccafork 173 points 8 hours ago
Zion next year: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AchingSelfreliantBabirusa-size_restricted.gif
Rockets fans: Zion next season. (See GIF)
[–]rSlashNbaAccount 5555 points 10 hours ago
He checked out of basketball way sooner than I had thought.
He was moving away from basketball much faster than I expected.
[–] [SAS] Boban MarjanovicCaptObvious420 2023 points 10 hours ago
He’s doing the Andrew Bynum speed run. With a little late Shawn Kemp for good measure.
Spurs fans: He's degrading at about the same pace as Bynum, and he's a bit late to Sean Kemp. (Note: Kemp's status declined sharply at the end of his career due to weight gain.) ）
[–] Soggy_Combination_20 644 points 10 hours ago
At least with Kemp we saw those great years in Seattle before the lockout. He was a monster in the finals against Chicago. Too bad that was his peak.
At least Kemp in the supersonic period was great, and he acted like a beast in the finals against the Bulls. Unfortunately, that was his peak. (Note: In the 1995–96 season, Kemp's supersonics defeated the Jazz in the Western Conference Finals, losing 2-4 to Jordan's 72-10 Bulls in the Finals.) ）
[–] Bullskingjuicepouch 175 points 9 hours ago
Bynum also had some really good years. Zion is unprecedented
Bulls fans: Bynum also had a few highlight moments in his career, and Zion's rate of degradation is unprecedented.