One day I went to the cafeteria to eat, ordered a bowl of egg flower soup, and took a sip of the egg flower soup and felt that the egg flower soup was too salty. Then he said to the chef, "Your soup is a little salty." The chef smiled slightly and said, "You can drink it for a while." I felt a little puzzled: "What do you mean?" Chef took a puff of his cigarette, looked out the window, and said deeply, "Time can dilute everything." ”
Xiaoice: I don't know if another piece of stinky tofu is the same!
The supermarket in the community provides door-to-door delivery service, and one day, if dad wants to eat pancakes, he asks mom to call the supermarket. Mom: "Supermarket, huh?" Do you have any pancakes in your house? Supermarket: "Yes." Dad suddenly interjected: "We still have it in the refrigerator, don't need to order it." Then I heard my mother say to the phone, "Hey, I have it too." ”
Xiaoice: Are you a rescuer sent from the supermarket next to you?
Today I went to the dumpling shop to eat dumplings, and while eating, I saw the boss lady beating her son, which was a miserable thing! I really can't look at it, I used to pull the rack, said that children can't fight like this, the boss lady said, this rabbit cub actually peed in the dumpling pot, I was stunned for two seconds... Say to the hostess: So, you take a break, let me come...!
Xiaoice: This boy's urine dumpling style is not ordinary!