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County grandpa and money money meat

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When it comes to the local specialties of Shaanxi Fengxiang, many outsiders probably know that Xifeng wine, girl's hand, and donkey meat.

Today, not to say that "Phoenix Spreads Its Wings and Flies High" (Xifeng Wine) won the National Gold Award; Nor do we talk about the industrious and dexterous hands of The Fengxiang girl, the handicrafts woven with grass braids, and the glory of exporting abroad in exchange for foreign exchange; Tell the interesting story of the fine "money money meat" in Fengxiang donkey meat.

According to legend, Feng Xiang had a new county grandfather named Jia Rongsheng, and as the year drew to a close, the gentry from all over the world sent the looted people's wealth to the county court in order to curry favor with him.

Jia Rongsheng thought that the gentlemen had brought either yellow gold or white silver on their plates, so he happily stood up and greeted them: "All the gentry are in charge of the county court, jia mou is flattered, but since he took office, he has not had time to visit you, but he has tired of you coming to the door and looking at Haihan."

Seeing that the county grand master was so open-minded and generous, the gentry nodded their heads and said, "Although the parents and officials have been in charge for several months, they have also made outstanding achievements in governing the security and civil affairs, and they are really the leaders of honesty and honesty." At the turn of the Year, I waited for the honor of the people to pay homage to the county grandfather, pay homage to the small gifts, and talk about the love and wishes of the common people. ”

Jia Rongsheng saw that the gentry nodded their heads and waists, smiled, and added a generous gift in front of them, how could they be indifferent. Then he said, "Jia Mou has been familiar with the sages since he was a child, and he knows a lot about etiquette and righteousness, and now he has come with you." If there is something to turn to Jia, he will do his best to help. It's just useless, sincerely panicked. ”

Seeing that they had tacitly agreed with each other and were not restrained, the gentry said, "In the future, when everything interferes with each other, I hope that the county grand master will help them a lot." Saying that he removed the red silk corner covered on the wooden plate, Jia Rongsheng looked at this gold and silver, smiled, and did not say that he was thinking in his heart that this dazzling gold and silver was really cute, that is, it was a little less, was it more in the back?

When the red silk was all unveiled, Jia Rongsheng took a look, and suddenly a smile immediately turned into a tomato purple, drinking the third class of servants to beat the drum to ascend the hall, the gentry were dizzy, and the second monk was confused, and he couldn't figure out why the county grand master was angry?

With the sound of the three drums, the three classes of servants had already stood on both sides, and Jia Rongsheng rushed straight to the lobby with anger: "Bring a few inferior gentlemen who give gifts to the hall!" The bantou servant was also surprised, thinking that the county grand master had not long taken office, and the bottom was not clear, so he had to make a few gift-giving gentry look like a few gentlemen who did not covet money and bribes, and who were honest and honest in performing official duties, so he put several gift-giving gentry in court.

Jia Rongsheng slapped Tang Muyi and said, "Bold inferior gentleman, why insult this county?" Gentlemen, you look at me, I look at you, trembling slightly, and I don't know how to answer the county master's question. One of the bold gentry asked tentatively, "I don't know where the county grand master's anger came from?" Jia Rongsheng said angrily, "Er, listen, the bold and inferior gentleman is really hateful, and the ulterior motives are even more vicious."

I came to Fengxiang to do the official, why send a big donkey ball.

How could the disciples of the saints be humiliated, and why should they tease this official?

Now reward Er and other forty sticks, called the inferior gentleman into a prisoner!

Come, beat a few inferior gentlemen to forty boards each!" When the sound fell, the gentry cried and cried, rubbing their legs and stroking their hips one by one, and only then did they realize that the county grand master misunderstood their intention to send "money and meat," so he pleaded: "The old man will stay alive under the stick, and allow me to wait for the details to be returned." "Speak!" A bold gentleman then said:

"The old man temporarily stopped the thunder and anger, and first listened to the reasons for the rats.

Grandpa's noble feet trampled on the soil, and the two sleeves of the breeze did not receive.

Today, I pay homage to money and meat, and my grandfather prolongs his life after eating.

The birth of the child-faced crane is rare, and the tonic is excellent and the best is excellent.

Sincerely, he dared to be humiliated, and he also hoped to keep his feelings under the stick. ”

Jia Rongsheng heard that he was half-convinced, and after the master who was standing on the side came forward and whispered to him, he laughed loudly. But the gentlemen who were kneeling on the ground thought that today they had licked the hemorrhoids on their heads. Only to see Jia Rongsheng listen to the whispers of the master turned to anger and joy: "Although this county reads books and knows etiquette, it does not understand the worldly feelings of human feelings, and it is dangerous to make you suffer, and people's feelings should be retained, and the gifts should be received, and on another day, Jia Will definitely come to the door to make up for your shocks."

At this time, the gentry prostrated their heads like pounding garlic, although they were beaten with sticks, they won the face of the county grand master, and they all gave thanks to grace and did not mention it.

That night, Jia County ordered Yahuan to burn a pot of Xifeng wine, cut a plate of "money money meat", husband and wife drink, the fruit feels that its taste is endless, the meat is fine and soft, it is a good product, it is really worthy of the name, the husband and wife eat and drink, but really happy.. Since then, Jia Rongsheng has been unable to leave this "money and money meat" for three meals a day, and within a few months, a thin body has gradually gained weight, his face has become more rosy, and he has the potential to return to his old age and childhood.

Jia Xianling, who personally experienced that "money and meat" is indeed a tonic treasure, thought why not use it to fight the channel of this official career. So he took the treasures to the provincial city to visit his superior, Guo Futai.

This inspector Guo Wei and Jia Rongsheng were both fellow villagers in Huguang, and he relied on Guo Wei to make Fengxiang County orders, and it was natural to give him gifts, but he was afraid that his colleagues would find out that they were laughingstocks, so he went straight to the second hall to meet his master's mother, Lady Guo. Because her husband went to Yazhong to handle official business, Mrs. Guo chatted with The House of Yahuan, and the next person reported to Fengxiang County that Fei Rongsheng had asked to see her, and When Lady Guo saw That Jia Rongsheng's servants coming from afar, she hurriedly got up and welcomed her into the living room.

Mrs. Guo also said politely: "It's a trivial matter, and he has to hang his teeth." He said as he took the gift box and opened the silk to look at it, "Ah!" He inhaled a cool breath, trembling with anger, blushing with shame, like a hen who laid an egg, and trembled incoherently: "... .... What kind of body did he dare to play with me with this thing?....... Saying that, he covered his face and cried, and Jia Rongsheng stood aside stunned and overwhelmed.

Coincidentally, Inspector Guo returned from the room and just entered the door, seeing Jia Rongsheng standing by the side, and the lady cried incessantly. He was stunned at first, not knowing what was happening. Busy asking the reason, Mrs. Guo's head did not look up and pointed to Jia Rongsheng, who was standing aside, and said, "You, you ask him. Jia Rongsheng woke up like a dream at this time, and hurriedly stepped forward: "The teacher is worshiped by the students in the upper class:" Guo Wei had already drunk: "Slow! Why is Madame crying?" Jia Rongsheng pointed to the gift box on the table and said, "Cry because of it."

Guo Wei had already gone forward to take a look at the red silk, and said angrily: "Bold and crazy, this official reads your fellow countrymen, and there is a friendship between teachers and students, to protect your Fengxiang post, don't you expect that you will not repay the favor, bid for this kind of unsightly thing, Lady of the Obscene Drama, where to tolerate, come people..." The voice did not fall, and several big men in the shape of Biao flashed into the second hall in response, and the steel knives that were dangling in front of Jia Rongsheng's eyes were already shaking! Frightened, he farted and urinated, and when he saw that things were not good, he hurriedly pleaded:

The teacher said angrily, and the disciple had something to say in detail.

This object is called 'Money Money Meat', a precious special product of Fengxiang.

The food is long-term and strong, and the flesh is soft and fragrant.

Today's special trip to offer, the master and mother did not understand the panic...."

After Guo Wei had heard this, he turned to anger and joy: "I have heard his name for a long time, but I have not seen his things, and today's old husband is reckless and disrespectful, it is really ignorant, and the virtuous nephew Mo..." The disciple did not have time to explain to the master and mother that all this was my fault" Guo said: "The female Taoist family is short-sighted, the wise nephew is not strange, and sat down to talk," Jia Rongsheng carefully sat down guo Wei and asked guo Wei carefully about the origin of "money and meat" and the method of making it Jia Rongsheng This is what he said: "It is the practice of marinating the penis of a male donkey with various condiments, because there is a hole in the middle, cut into thin slices and resembles copper coins, so it is called money money meat."

Listening to him say this, Mrs. Guo broke into laughter, and the three of them sat down to talk about the world, and the more they talked, the more speculative they became. Soon after, GuiRong Shengyi put on the laurel crown of the Fengxiang prefect.

Jia Rongsheng realized from this that the eunuch sea was vast and unpredictable, and if he wanted to go straight up to the clouds, he had to work money and meat, and he wanted to pay tribute to the emperor again, and maybe he could still be an official in the Capital Region.

There are two orders: First, the common people of the government are not allowed to marinate "money and meat" without permission, and all famous masters are to gather at the yamen; Second, the people are not allowed to slaughter public donkeys in private, and all public donkeys are sold to the street gates, and those who violate the law are severely punished.

After the ban was posted, the people complained: Doesn't this mean that we have given up our farming animals in vain? The common people secretly pulled all the donkeys that were in the service to other places to sell, and the famous teachers who made "money and meat" also went out. Unable to pay the job, the servants grabbed several elderly and sickly old men in the iron ditch not far from the palace and forcibly pulled them into the palace.

When Jia Zhifu saw that there were teachers and no donkeys, he sent the government servants out to search for them, and when the government servants went to the countryside to see the donkeys, they pulled and robbed them, and it took a lot of effort, and it was less than a hundred heads, and Jia Zhifu said: "This is also a big harvest, not a big joy, but a closer look, they are all female donkeys, greatly disappointed, he will not do two, he will not do two, he will not stop, order the government servants to hold a sickle, if they see the male donkey cut the penis, return to the government, although the government servants have a difficult face, they have to take orders to do it." Since then, chickens and dogs have been restless in all directions, sighing and cursing continuously.

It is strange to say that in the past, the donkeys who carried grain in the land under the jurisdiction of the government all shouted with their heads held high, as if the train had arrived at the station now, but since the ban was posted. After that, they were afraid of being found and killed by the government servants, and they did not even scream.

Speaking of Jia Zhifu, it took a lot of effort to hand over the stolen raw materials of "money and meat" to Zhang San's old man to brew. When Zhang Laohan saw that Jia Zhifu was making a lot of noise in order to get rich from promotion, the people were not happy, and he was full of anger, so he and several partners discussed a method for rectifying Jia Zhifu, first of all, he had people contact the township party separately, go to the capital to accuse Jia Zhifu of the crime of harming the people, and in addition, when making "money and meat", he added undesirable condiments and concealed Jia Zhifu.

When winter came to spring, Jia Zhifu took "money and meat", rode a high-headed horse straight to the capital, and paid tribute to the emperor to receive a reward. Coincidentally, this time the emperor will dismiss the civil and military officials, and is about to disperse the dynasty, the deacon eunuch Yu Dao, Fengxiang prefect Jia Rongsheng has something important to see, the emperor will announce Jia Rongsheng to the Golden Palace.

Jia Rong ascended to the temple, carefully performed the great ceremony and knelt down at the bottom of the steps to wait for the emperor to ask. The Emperor asked, "What happened when the Fengxiang prefect traveled thousands of miles into Beijing?" Jia Rongsheng bowed his head and replied, "For the sake of the courtiers, he specially offered the best tonic treasure 'Money and Meat' to our Lord Long Live Jin."

May the dragon of the Holy Staple Food be healthy and immortal. "What is 'money and meat'?" The eunuch took a wooden plate covered with red silk from Jia Xingsheng and showed it to the emperor. When the emperor unveiled the red silk, Long Yan was immediately furious: "The bold Jia Zhifu actually humiliated the widow with this object." The eunuch pointed out to Jia Rongsheng, who was so frightened that his soul was not possessed, sweating like pulp, and his body was sifting chaff all over his body.

It turned out that when Zhang San laohan was making "money and money meat", the fermented song added had already played a role, just in the early spring of this year, and Jia Rongsheng ran on the road for many days, and the "money money meat" had already become swollen like a bamboo shoot melon, and the smell was unbearable.

At this time, Jia Rongsheng was already frightened out of the sky, and the emperor said angrily: "The bold fengxiang prefect actually trampled on the people at will and hurt the cultivated animals, and the people had already flown to the capital, and now they are bullying the widows, where to tolerate, the warriors will push them out of the noon gate and behead them to show the public!"

This Jia Rongsheng, who was bent on climbing up with "money and meat", was too late to cry at this time. This is really:

Jia Rongsheng was a big fool, climbing up with a donkey ball.

The complaints were carried out by the people, and the emperor killed his head in anger!

Since then, no one has dared to act recklessly, so that "money and meat" have been passed down to this day and used for civilian use. #Headlines##Stories##头条日签 #