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The four battles of the Three Kingdoms do not talk about wude: Guan Yu wins one and loses one, and Zhao Yun plays two more funny

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Guan Yu beheaded Yan Liang with the suspicion of sneaking attacks, which in the view of a master of Taiji, it must not be about martial arts: People Yan Liang has not yet set up a posture, you come up is a knife, what other way do I have in addition to my legs stretched straight?

The reason why Guan Yu was able to strike a blow was definitely that Yan Liang was defenseless, as The Chief General of Yuan Shao, even Xun Yu of the camp, while belittling him, admitted that he was "a brave husband" - the meaning of this comment is that Yan Liang's limbs are developed and simple,and he cannot fight in command.

Guan Yu was able to win in the areas that Yan Liang was best at, and it depended on a little luck, so some people suspected that Yan Liang was beheaded, and it was he who mistakenly thought that Guan Yu had come to find his eldest brother Liu Bei: General Yan was entrusted by Liu Bei and was proudly waiting for Guan Yu to come to worship, but did not expect that Guan Yu did not come to get the letter, but to take his own head.

The four battles of the Three Kingdoms do not talk about wude: Guan Yu wins one and loses one, and Zhao Yun plays two more funny

The story of Guan Yu's beheading of Yan Liang was later adapted into the Xihe Drum, and Cao Cao sang the "truth" of the slashing of Yan Liang and Wen Ugly in Huarong Dao: "I also know the true appearance of Yan Liang And Jie Wen Ugly, at that time you killed the second general by mistake, the big knife fell off in one fell swoop, there were letters in the helmet, and the tip of your knife provoked you to look at it with your eyes..."

Whether Yan Liang died of an opponent who did not talk about martial virtue, in the iron-blooded cold-blooded war that advocated "the trickery of soldiers" and only sought the end and unscrupulous means, this did not matter: the general who could kill the enemy was a good general, and the opponent who died was a good opponent, as for what Wude was, most of the military generals did not know -- the tiger prison guan Liu Guan Zhang beat one, the six generals of the Cao army in Puyang City came out together, these two group fights, which one is fair to Lü Bu?

Guan Yu "did not talk about martial virtue", tiger prison guan under the participation of the group to beat Lü Bu, Bai Ma Po raided Yan Liang, in the Battle of Shuishui met the "big brother" Xu Huang Xu Gongming, who also did not talk about martial virtue: "Wielding a big axe to take Guan Gong directly." The public was furious and waved his sword at him. After more than eighty battles, although the gong was extremely skilled in martial arts, he finally had less strength in his right arm. Guan Ping was afraid of public loss, and the fire was urgent, and the public dispatched horses back to the village. ”

The four battles of the Three Kingdoms do not talk about wude: Guan Yu wins one and loses one, and Zhao Yun plays two more funny

Xu Huang's battle against Guan Yu is a typical danger to take advantage of people: Guan Yu's arrow wounds have not healed, Xu Da's axe move is to "take advantage of your illness to kill you", as long as he can take Guan Yu, the "thousand gold reward" will fall into his own pocket - Cao Cao can only increase the weight and can not play lai.

Guan Yu and Xu Huang are not wrong, the only goal of war is victory, as for what means to win, not too many people care, which is called "the victor is not condemned."

Guan Yu white horse slope before beheading Yan Liang, Xu Huang on the bank of the water to fight Guan Yu, Yan Liang who lost his head has not almost confused to accuse Guan Yu, Guan Yu, who has a weak arm, must have cursed Xu Huang thousands of times in his heart, these two "no battles without virtue", Guan Yu is one of the parties, but there are two questions, he himself may not know the answer: if it is not a surprise attack, and both sides are not injured, then how many rounds does Guan Yu need to defeat Yan Liang Xu Huang?

The four battles of the Three Kingdoms do not talk about wude: Guan Yu wins one and loses one, and Zhao Yun plays two more funny

Whether Guan Yu Xu Huang does not talk about martial arts, different camps will give different answers, and the other two "battles without talking about martial arts" that we will talk about next may not be fierce, but they are definitely funny. If you don't die, you won't die, the egg touches the stone, the stone does not have to bear the responsibility for compensation - the stone looks at the broken egg, can only shake his head and smile bitterly: I stood still, but you bumped into it yourself, is it not that you want to touch the porcelain under the attention of everyone?

The famous general of the Three Kingdoms who was touched by the porcelain was Zhao Yun, the Huwei general Zhao Zilong, who was called "a bold" by Liu Bei—General Zhao had no choice but to go to war and kill the other side.

In the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhao Yun only fought two draws at the beginning and the end, that is, the novice period was drawn, and the final draw was Jiang Wei - Jiang Wei was drawn with Zhao Yun, and there were also lucky elements: Ma Zun, Liang Qian and Jiang Wei attacked back and forth, and Zhao Yun could not take care of each other, so he had to break through and retreat.

The four battles of the Three Kingdoms do not talk about wude: Guan Yu wins one and loses one, and Zhao Yun plays two more funny

One-on-one single-handed, in the Three Kingdoms period, few people can be Zhao Yun's opponents, even if the other party does not talk about martial arts, Zhao Yun also has a way to deal with it.

As we said earlier, Xu Huang Xu Gongming was probably one of the most unworthy of martial arts, and before he bullied the injured Guan Yu, he also joined forces with Zhang Gao to bully the elderly Huang Zhong, Huang Hansheng, who was preparing to burn Cao Jun's grain and grass: "Huang Zhong taught Ma Jun to get off their horses together and take firewood and pile them on top of rice grain. Just as he was about to set fire, Zhang Guobing arrived and fought with Zhong. Cao Cao heard this and urgently ordered the removal of Huang Huang to respond. Huang led the troops forward, trapping Huang Zhong in his heart. ”

The four battles of the Three Kingdoms do not talk about wude: Guan Yu wins one and loses one, and Zhao Yun plays two more funny

The two strong men were very unsympathetic to martial arts, trapping General Huang Zhong, who had white hair, although it was difficult to put down his opponent for a while and a half, but as long as they entangled, Huang Zhong would definitely be more fierce and less auspicious.

This fight that does not talk about martial arts, if there is no accident, is Xu Huang Zhang Guo's success. It was at this critical juncture that an accident appeared: Zhao Yun Zhao Zilong "shouted loudly, and the gun suddenly entered the siege, rushing left and right, as if entering no man's land." The gun was full of flowers, like dancing pear blossoms; all over the body, like drifting snow. Zhang Gao and Xu Huang were terrified and did not dare to meet the enemy. ”

Zhang Guo Xu Huang, who was still dancing with his teeth and claws just now, was weak and timid, and did not have the courage to connect the recruits, and the man held his head and the horse between the tails, and ran away with a cigarette - not to mention that if WuDe won the battle, there was also a fig leaf, only to bully the elderly, and when he saw the hard stubble, he would hold his head and scurry, and this battle of wude, Zhang Guo Xu Huang was a big disgrace.

The four battles of the Three Kingdoms do not talk about wude: Guan Yu wins one and loses one, and Zhao Yun plays two more funny

In the middle and late period of the Three Kingdoms, many people like to bully veterans, but the veterans are not easy to mess with, and Han De, a fierce general of Xiliang who has the courage of ten thousand men, with four sons to form a group to bully Zhao Yun, tear his face, and stomp Wu De to pieces, and as a result, a family is broken: the eldest son Han Ying, bu Sanhe, was stabbed by Zhao Yun and died under the horse. The second son Han Yao, the third son Han Qiong, and the fourth son Han Qi rushed up together, and there was a three-ugly battle with Zhao Yun, resulting in one person being picked off his horse, one being shot to death, and one being captured alive.

It is estimated that Zhao Yun was a little angry at that time, so Han Yao, who was captured alive, did not survive, and their father cried while fleeing: "How not to repay the revenge of killing my four sons!" ”

Han De cried and ran, and Zhao Yun chased with a smile: "The liver and gallbladder are all split, first go into the battle, the Western Liang soldiers are defeated and leave, Han De is captured by Zhao Yun, abandon the armor and flee on foot." ”

Han De did not say that he sent his four sons to besiege a veteran general who did not talk about martial arts, but instead hated Zhao Yun's fierce heart, and the next day he took a big axe to find Zhao Yun to play with his life - when the fourth son was captured yesterday, why did you go?

The four battles of the Three Kingdoms do not talk about wude: Guan Yu wins one and loses one, and Zhao Yun plays two more funny

Zhao Zilong did a good job to the end, and sent Han De to reunite with the four boys with one shot: "Yun Fen's anger raised his gun to meet him, the battle was not three, the gun started, and he stabbed Han De to death under the horse." ”

Han De rushed out, but the result was to send it to the door to let the family destroy the door, this battle that did not talk about Martial Virtue, with the life of the Han family full of doors, achieved Zhao Yun's good name. Xu Huang and Han De cheated more and less, and finally could only flee and die in the wilderness, which reminds us of Pu Songling's story: Han De is also deposed, and five deaths in an instant, without telling the geometry of Wu De's deception? Stop laughing.

The four battles of the Three Kingdoms are over without talking about the Battle of Wude, and some of these four fights are regrettable, some are angry, and two are unbearable.

During the Three Kingdoms period, there were many martial generals like Xu Huang Hande who did not talk about martial arts, and readers of Zhujun knew more about such fights, and they could tell them to make everyone laugh happily...

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