At 29, I'm still single and don't want to have a boyfriend, but my mom doesn't agree!
On weekends, my mother would invite my married friends to play at home, some with children, some with husbands, and they would sprinkle dog food in front of my eyes as if they were breathing with my mother.
A friend who used to be as strong as a cow in front of me became weak and weak in front of my husband, and twisted a mineral water bottle to ask my husband to help.
My mother would say sourly next to her, "I don't know when My yangqin will find someone to help her twist the bottle of mineral water."
I picked up a bottle of mineral water, twisted it lightly, and handed it to my mother, "Come, I'll screw it for you."
Left my mom speechless.
More and more friends around me have started a family, and many happy posts have been received.
In March, I received 4 happy posts.
My mother picked up one by one and looked at them carefully, "Isn't it painful for you to give away the share of money?" If you find a partner, you can also have a wedding and get your share of the money back."
"Mom, if you like money, I'll give you half of my salary."
You deadbeat, you know what I mean, and you're going to me off.
When I was at home, my mother always liked to buy things in pairs, pumpkins were obviously enough to eat, but also to buy 2, and then in the kitchen, in a voice I could hear, said, "I stewed both of you, and I have a companion in our Five Visceral Temple."
In order to resist my mother's forced marriage, I came up with a trick to treat him in the way of a human being.
To this end, I printed the advertising leaflet, went to the People's Park in Chengdu, and put the advertising leaflet on the ground, which said about my mother.
Information such as age, height, family situation, etc.
People come and go, there are uncles and aunts who help their children find objects, and the elderly who are looking for objects have not yet seen anyone appear, and I am considering whether to switch the battle line.
"Excuse me, are you helping your mother find someone?" This nice sound pulled me out of my thoughts.
Looking up, I saw a man in a tracksuit, looking to be in his early 30s, with clean shoes on his feet, and a person who paid attention to detail.
I tilted my head, looked at him, doubted, and unconsciously asked the doubts.
"I helped my mom find someone, but you don't fit in at this age, and my mom doesn't like you being so young."
The boy clenched his fists and covered his mouth and coughed twice, and even then I could see the smile in his eyes.
"You misunderstood, I helped my dad find someone."
As soon as I listened, isn't that a coincidence? I asked him for his dad's information, and he described it to me:
Age 57, height 178, is a northeasterner, settled in Chengdu in the early years, his wife has been dead for 20 years, there is only one son under his knees, that is, the man in his early 30s in front of him. There is a pension, more than 5,000 yuan a month.
I gave him the leaflet with my mother's message on it, and he looked at it carefully for a while.
He said, "Your mother shouldn't know you're here to help her find someone, right?" ”
This man was divine, and he knew it, and then he said, "My dad didn't know that I was helping him find someone."
I was a bit sorry for him, and he invited me to sit in a café for a while.
And introduced his name is Wu Hao, for how to let their respective fathers and mothers know each other, I put forward an idea, heroes to save the United States.
Two days later, I dragged my mom out to see the yellow leaves (ginkgo biloba leaves), and when I was about to go to an alley, I excused myself as wanting to go to the toilet and asked my mom to wait in the alley.
At this moment, Wu Hao took his father at the other end of the alley, and he borrowed the excuse of answering the phone to leave his father on the other side of the alley.
It's time for an actor we hired to play.
The actor passed by my mom, grabbed my mom's bag, and ran toward the other end of the alley, and my mom reacted by being robbed of something.
"Robbed, robbed....", Wu Hao's father heard the shouting, and saw a man wearing a duck-tongue hat running with a women's bag, when the thief ran to Wu Hao's father, Wu Hao, who had practiced sanda, and his father subdued the thief with a grappling hand.
When my mother arrived, she was breathless, got the bag and thanked Wu Hao and his father.
The actor "Thief" followed the lines we taught him before, begging for forgiveness and claiming that this was the first time he had done it and would never dare again.
Wu Hao's father is not a difficult person, he asked my mother with his eyes, my mother is a kind woman, and in the spirit of the mentality of big things and small things, let Wu Hao and his father let people go.
When they were almost acquainted, Wu Hao and I appeared one after the other.
"Dad, what's going on?"
"Mom, what happened?"
Wu Hao's father looked at me up and down, "Is this your girlfriend?" There was a satisfied gleam in his eyes.
And my mother also looked at Wu Hao, "This is your son, right?" "There is a kind of look in the son-in-law's eyes.
Wu Hao and I were a little uncomfortable, and Wu Hao's father reacted.
Told us about the robbery that had just arrived and it had been resolved.
My mother offered to invite Wu Hao's father and son to a meal, and Wu Hao and I couldn't ask for it.
At the dinner table, I ordered a lot of dishes that my mother and Uncle Wu liked to eat, and originally wanted to imply that my mother and Uncle Wu had similar tastes and were very suitable for being together.
Unexpectedly, Uncle Wu said, "These dishes are all wu hao love to eat, I didn't expect Yang Qin to taste the same as my family Wu Hao!" ”
"Dad, don't you like these dishes too?" Wu Hao helped from the side.
I quickly added, "My mother loves these dishes very much, and Uncle Wu and my mother taste the same!" "I winked at my mother, my daughter Mo Ruomu, what kind of idea I have, my mother has completely understood."
My feet hurt, my mom kicked, but fortunately I didn't get heavy.
"Come and come, eat and eat, the dishes are going to be cold," my mom broke the awkward atmosphere.
After dinner, the four of us walked around the Yellow Leaf Forest together, Wu Hao had good photo skills, took a lot of beautiful photos for us, and I used my mobile phone to capture several shots of my mother and Uncle Wu in the same frame.
My mother in the camera, smiling and smiling, Uncle Wu, mature and stable. I have to say, what a match!
When I got home, I posted the photo to my mom's phone for her to see and emphasized in her ear.
"Uncle Wu is really a nice man."
My mother looked at the photo and said, "Wu Hao's young man is good, you should grasp it well."
"Mom, this is the first day we met!" How do you know the other person is good? ”
"You think Uncle Wu is good, can his son be bad?" My mother's words gave me to the general, and I didn't say anything.
Before going to bed at night, I contacted Wu Hao and told me that I had given my mother the same frame photo of his father and my mother, and my mother did not say anything unpleasant, it seemed that there was a drama.
Wu Hao also said that he said that I was good at my mother over there, and the old man of his family did not reject a word. It's just that Wu Hao didn't say that the old man said that I was good, and wanted Wu Hao to contact me more.
Wu Hao and I agreed to customize the parents' love strategy in his studio on Saturday.
I arrived 20 minutes earlier than the agreed time, and as soon as I entered the door, the smell of the paint was not as stuffy as expected, but on the contrary, with a faint taste of concentration.
Wu Hao is concentrating on painting a picture of his father and my mother, and I have to say that it is no wonder that it is the person who eats the bowl of art, and the painting is very impressive.
When he finished writing, I applauded, and he turned his head and smiled:
"When did it come?"
"After a while, seeing that you are seriously drawn, it does not bother you."
He got up and washed his hands and poured me a glass of water. He went to the window and opened it, drying the painting on a flat table.
"It's a bit heavy here, so let's go to the next room and talk if we're not used to it!"
"Very good, the taste of the paint here is very elegant, let people feel relaxed, the paint must not be cheap, right?"
He wiped his hands on the rag and said, "I improved it myself."
The wind outside the house blew the paintings of my mother and his father to the ground, and he and I squatted down to pick up the paintings, but our heads touched together, and after separating, we didn't have time to apologize, and at the same time we reached out to take the paintings, and the hands of the two inadvertently touched, and it was as if something was exploding.
He picked up the painting and clipped it back to the drawing board, and the air became so ambiguous that when he talked about my mother and his father's love plan later, neither of them was so serious.
When I got back, he drove me and didn't speak all the way.
When we were about to get home, he and I once again said very tacitly, "I'm sorry today," and when we finished, we both looked at each other and laughed.
When I got home, my mother had not yet returned, called and asked, and was having dinner with Uncle Wu, and it seemed that the progress of the two of them was faster than I thought.
When my mother came back, I took a look at her outfit and wrapped herself around the silk scarf that had been brought back from abroad. It seems that my mother attaches great importance to Uncle Wu, otherwise she would not have dressed up so deliberately.
My mother also knew that today I went to see Wu Hao, and the two women huddled together on the sofa.
"How are you and Wu Hao?"
"How are you and Uncle Wu?"
I felt my facial skin burning, and when I looked at my mother, her face also showed a red glow, according to today's experience, it seems that my mother and Uncle Wu have a situation.
Neither of them asked about the details of the plot, but only picked up some general details and said it.
On Tuesday, Wu Hao messaged me that there were four movie tickets. I wanted to ask my mom and me to watch a movie with him and his dad.
I said yes for my mom. Originally, my mother was going to the beauty salon to make skin, I heard that Uncle Wu asked me to watch a movie, and I was a little unhappy, thinking that Uncle Wu didn't tell her alone, and let her daughter pass on the word.
Looking at the way my mother ate, I kind of understood that my mother really looked at Uncle Wu.
That night we watched a historical film, in the movie theater, because of the thin clothes I wore, I put my hands around me, and when Wu Hao handed me popcorn, he also handed me his coat by the way, and my heart was warm.
My mother dressed a little thicker, and I saw that she also learned to hold hands with me, and Uncle Wu also gave her a coat.
When I came out of the movie theater, people were very crowded, Wu Hao took the initiative to hold my hand, in case I was squeezed away, I did not refuse, I felt that this man's hand was safe and secure.
Sweet in my heart, I think this should be the taste of love!
After that day, Wu Hao and I became boyfriend and girlfriend, and my mother and Uncle Wu also talked about sweet love.
It's such a good feeling!