In the Three Kingdoms period at the end of the Han Dynasty, the military generals surrendered to change camps, which was more convenient than today's white-collar job hopping - now looking for a new job, not only to prepare a detailed resume, but also to be interrogated by the new owner, two thousand years ago, nothing was used, the new lord would most of the time "personally untie his bounds, undress", like Zhang Fei, a recruiter with high emotional intelligence, will also "extend the digging object to the seat, Na tou worship".
Surrendering to rebellion requires certain means, surrender is also a technical job, our topic today, is to see how the three descendants of the Three Kingdoms period cleverly indicated their willingness to surrender: with the toughest tone of the most provocative words, these people are more able to be people and more able to become officials than Yu Ban.

Zhu Jun, a reader who is familiar with the historical materials of the Three Kingdoms and the novels of the Rendition, must have already seen that after the Battle of Xiangfan flooded the Seventh Army, the winner Guan Yu and the defeated General Ban both made serious mistakes, and this mistake is likely to be the turning point of the Battle of Jingxiang.
Yu Ban and Guan Yu should have been old acquaintances, Jian'an three years and Jian'an five years, Guan Yu belonged to Cao Cao twice, the first time did not have a military rank, the second time was given the title of General of partiality, Marquis of Hanshouting, at that time Yu Ban should be Guan Yu's superior: before "from attacking Zhang Xiuyu, capturing Lü Bu in Xia Pi", Yu Ban had already worshiped Sima Jun, Bai Zhoudu, and Qianping Yu Lieutenant - Readers zhujun should not think that the status of the school lieutenant must be lower than that of the general, and during the Battle of Chibi, Lu Su's position was that of a lieutenant (chief of staff at the front line), Dianwei rescued Cao Cao from Zhang Xiu's rebellious army, and Xu Chu had a look that frightened Ma Chao, who was a lieutenant at the time.
After Yu Ban was captured by Guan Yusheng, he behaved extremely provocatively: "The group of knifemen is too forbidden to come, forbidden to bow to the ground, and beg for life." ”
Guan Yu was also very arrogant, so there was the following dialogue: "Guan Gongyue: 'How dare Ru resist me?' Forbidden: "Sent by command, involuntary." Hope that the prince will have mercy and swear to repay with death. Gong Qi laughed and said, "I kill Ru, I kill the dog's ears, and the empty sword and axe!" ’”
If Yu Forbidden is bolder, standing there is not humble: "Prince, don't come unharmed?" The general of the defeated army, only to die quickly! Then Guan Yu will definitely change his attitude, and maybe he will really untie the rope himself: "How can you forget the old feelings?" If the general wishes to help Guan Yu to help the Han Room, Guan Mou is lucky, Jingzhou is lucky, and Han is lucky! ”
Yu Ban's confession destroyed the great situation that should have appeared: Guan Yu looked down on Yu Ban, and Yu Ban did not really surrender--he was only a prisoner rather than a rebel general.
Realistically speaking, Yu Ban is still capable, if it were not for this stain, it would be the head of the Five Sons of Liang (the order of the Three Kingdoms Chronicles is Zhang Liao's first Lejin second to the forbidden third Zhang Gao Fourth Xu Huang Fifth), Yu Ban's sincere surrender, and more than half of the thirty thousand captured people and horses would also join the Jingzhou Army, and would not become a burden to only eat and not fight--in order to fill the extra thirty thousand belly, Guan Yu had no choice but to rob Sun Quan's granary.
Some people say that Yu Ban gave up resistance without sincerely surrendering, but in fact guan Yu was pitted: if Yu Ban was subdued by Guan Yu, he could take the Jingzhou army disguise to deceive Fancheng into capturing Cao Ren, so Yu Ban and Guan Yu both made mistakes in the process of surrendering and surrendering, and these two mistakes indirectly led to Guan Yu's defeat in the Battle of Xiangfan.
Compared with Yu Ban, Zhang Liaoke, who ranked first among the five sons of Liang generals in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, was much smarter, and he was pushed to the White Gate Tower, and instead of talking to Cao Cao, he first scolded the late lord Lü Bu: "Lü Bupifu! Dead ears, what a fear! ”
Zhang Liao scolded Lü Bu, with ulterior motives, he scolded Lü Bu, indicating that he had broken off his righteousness with Lü Bu'en, scolded himself as a masterless person, and also laid the groundwork for Cao Cao, who had always liked to be funny and ridiculed, and then the two of them said a cross-talk: "Cao Zhi Liao: 'This man is good and good.'" Liao Yue: "We have met in Puyang City, how can we forget?" Fu Laughed: "You remember it too!" Liao: "It's just a pity!" Fuck: 'What a pity?' Liao Yue: "Unfortunately, the fire was not big that day, and it did not burn you as a thief of this country!" Fu Da Fu said: "Defeat will dare to insult me!" Draw your sword in your hand and personally come and kill Zhang Liao. ”
Cao Cao was not joking, he just wanted to scare Zhang Liao, if he really moved the killing machine, Liu Bei and Guan Yu did not intercede, he just wanted to find a step for himself and Zhang Liao, Liu Bei and Guan Yu helped a little with great interest, and then everyone was happy: "Cao threw the sword and laughed: 'I also know that Wen Yuan is loyal, so the ear of the play is. 'But he is to release his bondage, to untie his clothes, and to sit on his feet. Liao felt his intentions and surrendered. Cao Bai Liao was made a general of Zhonglang, and was given the title of Marquis of Guannei and made Zhao An Zang Ba. Lü Bu was dead, Zhang Liao had surrendered, and so he also led his army to surrender, and Cao Cao rewarded him. Zang Ba also summoned An Sun Guan, Wu Dun, and Yin Li to surrender. ”
After Zhang Liao surrendered, he was made a general, and it didn't matter whether Cao Cao was a "national thief" or not, and Gao Shun, who did not say a word, Cao Cao knew that he could not accept it, so he directly pushed it out.
If Zhang Liao really regarded Cao Cao as a national thief, then he could take the opportunity to surrender Zang Ba, flee and even counterattack, but since Zhang Liao's surrender, he had followed Cao Cao with a dead heart, and finally the officials were generals to General Lang Kou, General Zhengdong, Former General, and Marquis of Jinyang—the Marquis of Jinyang was a county marquis, two ranks higher than the Marquis of Ting, and there were as many as 2,600 households.
Cao Cao is very good at being a person, Zhang Liao is very good at doing things, and this drama on the white gate upstairs shows that these two people have a very high IQ and emotional intelligence, which is more than Guan Yu and Yu Ban, but they are more than one step smarter. Of course, some people say that Guan Yu does not use the prisoner, which is also caused by righteousness: if Yu Ban really helps Guan Yu fight Cao Ren, then his wife and children who remain in Cao Ying will be dead.
In any case, Guan Yu's failure to accept and use Yu Ban was a big loss, and if he could treat Yan Yan like Zhang Fei did, Xiangyang and Fan Cheng would have taken it long ago.
At first, Zhang Fei subdued Yan Yan, which produced an excellent chain reaction: "So Yan Yan was the front, and Zhang Fei led the way." Everywhere they went, they were under the control of Yan Yan and called for surrender. There are hesitant people, Yan Yan said: 'I have surrendered, let alone Ruhu?' 'Since he was in good hands, he had never fought a fight. ”
Zhang Fei's process of subduing Yan Yan is also more funny.
In the face of Zhang Fei, who gritted his teeth and angrily, Yan Yan was very tough at first: "Ru waited for righteousness, invaded my state and county!" But there's the Severed General! General no drop! ”
When Zhang Fei drank the order to open the knife and ask for a slash, Old Mr. Yan Yan made Zhang Fei happy with a sentence: "Thief Pifu, if you want to cut it, why be angry?" ”
This sentence translates to "Kill and kill, what are you in a hurry?" ”
If Yan Yan didn't say a word, it would really be cut, Zhang Fei saw the loose meaning in Yan Yan's words, he immediately seized the opportunity to give the old man a face, and the face was still quite enough: "Nai Hui was angry, drank back at the next step, personally untied it, took his clothes, sat high in the middle, bowed his head and prayed: 'It is appropriate to speak blasphemy, fortunately do not see responsibility.'" I know that the old general is also a soldier of Haojie. ’”
Zhang Fei's worship showed his broad mind and high wind and bright festival, and also showed Zhang Fei's high emotional intelligence of yan yan: Guan Yu and Yu Ban could not do such a thing, and Guan Yu was not polite to anyone except Cao Cao and Liu Bei, let alone worship.
Zhang Liao and Yan Yan's tone is relatively strong, but it is not funny enough, and the real strong and funny is Liu Bei's later brother-in-law Wu Yi.
Wu Yi couldn't fight, just one look, he was captured alive by Zhao Yunsheng.
Wu Yi, who was captured alive, did not fall on the donkey, and in the face of Liu Bei's inquiry, he showed great impatience: "Since I have been caught, how can I not surrender?" ”
The author has read a lot of historical materials and novels, and has never seen a person like Wu Yi who speaks of surrender with a straight face -- he actually thinks that Liu Bei's questioning whether he surrenders is nonsense, and Liu Bei may also be the first time to see this strange living treasure: "Xuan De is very happy, personally untie it." ”
Wu Yi was a wonderful man, he was stubborn and funny, and he was about to surrender, leaving a deep impression on Liu Bei's civilian and military generals, and then he became the uncle of the state - Ji Han Jianguo, the first che riding general was the future "national abbot" Zhang Fei, the second che riding general was Liu Bei's hair xiao Liu Yan, and the third was this "how not to surrender" uncle Wu Yi.
If Wu Yi had said not "how not to descend" but "how to surrender", then the outcome would definitely be the opposite.
It seems that among the generals of the Three Kingdoms, the most righteous and courageous is this Uncle of wu Guo, and if Yu Ban listened to Wu Yi's stubborn words of surrender, he did not know how he would feel?
The author reads without seeking much understanding, knows very little about the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", read for half a day, only found these three generals who expressed their willingness to surrender in the strongest tone, and the readers who studied these two books must know that the Three Kingdoms surrender will have more funny details, as for whether Guan Yu succeeded or failed in dealing with the forbidden issue, then there are readers who have the wisdom of the benevolent and wise...