#搞笑一刻
1. Spit on each other
One night when I came back from work, I sat on the couch with my aunt and watched TV, because she had to watch a Korean idol drama and I couldn't grab her, so I asked her: Auntie is so old and still nestled in a shared house and doesn't marry, is it because she likes me?
My aunt looked at me contemptuously: You shouldn't say such things when you're young.
I was stunned for a moment: In fact, I think you don't have anything outstanding except for your age, and it is normal to look at me.
The aunt was also stunned: Yes, you are right! But I think you're really too small to really be interesting!
2. Love
Every time I got to pay the rent, I knew my aunt must love me.
I put the utility bill in front of my aunt: water, electricity and rent are more than 1200 in total, and 600 are taken.
Aunt Shared: During this time together, I feel that I am in love with you, I cook bowls of noodles for you, you wait for me.
Usually, she waits until she goes straight back to the room and then doesn't come out.
3. Smoke together
This usually happens when you come back from work in the evening.
I lit a huazi and handed her a cigarette: Auntie come to one or not?
The aunt nodded a long and serious voice and said: Auntie does not like to smoke, you do not always smoke, it is not good for the body.
Then she took the whole pack of cigarettes and sold me 100 cigarettes when I didn't have them.
The picture shows the positive solution is very inspirational
4. Eat supper
There was a barbecue stall in front of our neighborhood and business was ok. One day my aunt asked me to invite her to eat, and I would go there.
I stroked a string of waists and asked: Auntie this waist is to supplement the kidneys, what is the pig's tail?
The aunt picked up the cucumber and said: The pig's tail and the spine are connected, and it must be the sprinkling of the spine.
Just when the owner of the barbecue stall took a beer and gave it to us, he laughed when he heard it: Hahaha, beauty, you want to say this, then I ask you, that pig intestine is delicious, right?
Auntie: Delicious.
Me: Very tasty.
Barbecue stall owner: So what is the pig intestine connected to, and what is it supplemented?
Then the boss put down the beer and went to greet the guests, leaving us both to think and think. It was later concluded that the complement ...
5. Grab the toilet
After eating the barbecue that day, we both helped each other back to the shared house, not drunk, really the barbecue sometimes will not be clean, my God, the toilet in the community we squatted for half an hour.
This time we didn't talk to each other, and the moment we opened the door, we pushed each other away and rushed to the toilet. Perhaps because of the woman's innate strength, she grabbed the toilet. And I, turning and running to the neighbor on the opposite side, kicked open the door. Ignoring the neighbor (male) who was taking a bath, he squatted down, ah ~ cheerful ~ ~
Afterwards, we both concluded that eating pig intestines was really replenishing.
I've forgotten it a few times, but I still remember it
6. Public holidays
Half a month ago, the public holiday was slightly longer, and the first holiday of each month plus I took a lazy vacation for 5 days, a total of 6 days is very nasty. Then every morning there is such a conversation.
Usually at 6 or 7 o'clock she would knock on my door and say, "Oh, you're okay today."
Me: How can I?
She didn't say anything to go to breakfast, and the next day, at the same time, she knocked on my door: You're good today.
I:......
On the third day, the fourth day, every morning on the fifth day she praised me for being very good... But on the sixth day she didn't praise me, she knocked on the door and said "it's a pity."
I wondered, so I thought about it carefully and asked: Did auntie think about it?
The aunt sighed: Alas, what a pity!
Later, I learned that it was because the rent, water and electricity forgot to pay, the landlord's wife was embarrassed to ask me and then asked her to ask, she let the landlord's wife ask me, and then the landlord's wife just didn't care about me. In this way, we did not pay the rent, water and electricity for a whole month, and when the landlord came back from the far house and asked me about the rent and water and electricity I paid. My reputation with my aunt is no longer 555.
Wife of the landlord
Conclusion: Many times we will regret it, but the past is the past, do not feel sorry, because tomorrow will be a new day.