Don't buy green onions, I bought Shandong green onions from the Internet, several bundles, cheap!
A good concise phone call, straight to the subject, is not at all the same as the phone porridge in Pingsuli. I admire the content that goes straight to the point.
Sister Xia called her sister, smiled with a sense of accomplishment, and called her mother again, the theme is still Shandong green onions, still the joy of her successful online shopping.
The wind also rejoiced in her joy. I imagined the happiness of those green onions coming over the mountains and then being transferred to their relatives one by one by her, and I was also looking forward to the green onions she bought online.
I always eat salty turnips and worry lightly, and Sister Xia's onions have nothing to do with me, but I can't forget it.
Maybe it was because of my personality, in the midst of obsessing over those onions, the flower pot I bought online arrived. What surprised me was that the flower pot was very different from the picture display in the online store, I thought it was cheap, I spent less money to buy a good flower pot, and the material was not as big as my family's bowl in the palm of my hand, which was a bit surprising.
So I sent a WeChat circle of friends to make fun of myself, and posted a photo of the flower pot i bought. After my friend saw it, he sent me photos of the flower pots he bought, one better than the other, both artistic and not small. He said that when buying, he should be optimistic about the size, if you don't see clearly, the prompt price is naturally the smallest. I understood, and my heart clucked a little, and I doubted the stars I bought on Pinduoduo.
In doubt, the story of laughter gradually staged, and I couldn't help but laugh until I bent down and laughed so much that tears flew from laughter.
Sister Xia's Shandong green onions arrived as promised, the courier called to get the courier, Sister Xia said a few bundles of green onions, right? Put it on the neighborhood janitor and take it off after work.
I can imagine the expression of the courier, who was very patient with Sister Xia's instructions, saying that it was not onions, but Ga Express. Sister Xia said that the Shandong green onions she bought, how is it Ga Express? Wrong, right? A series of small questions were answered by the courier one by one cleverly, saying that it may be onion seeds, to see the words typed by the seller on the online store behind the picture of the object, it is possible to only see the photo of the onion, ignoring the word, not the onion, but the onion seed.
Laughter and laughter. Shandong green onions, green onions stalks white raw, long and tender, also promised to the family, but also prevented the family not to buy green onions, online shopping Shandong green onions ...
The laughter of Shandong scallions has not gone away, my starry sky and myself laughed unceasingly, I received not a pot of blooming stars, but a handful of flower seeds, that fine and dense flower seeds, I beautifully read a pot full of stars. My laughter is also vigorous, whether it is laughing at my own online shopping or laughing at the disparity between pictures and physical objects, in short, laughing hi, laughing so much that I am embarrassed to take photos and send WeChat circle of friends again.
It is not cost-effective for the flower seeds to be withdrawn, because they are not expensive, so they are busy planting in the pots, hoping that in some days a pot of young and shining stars will grow densely, whether they can bloom or not, it is also very rewarding to see the green leaves.
Sister Xia's Shandong green onion seeds, with the hope of Bai Shengsheng, were shelved in the cabinet, and they forgot where to put them in their busy work. It was another winter, and the shallot seeds were still hidden in a corner of her house, giving birth to white life and greenery.
There are many things about online shopping, coupled with Xiajie's vivid narration, laughter appropriately makes the purchase that is confused without looking closely vivid.
Sister Xia's Shandong scallions and my starry sky are bursting out of the joy of online shopping again and again among small grains that can no longer be small.
Xia Mei bought a nun coat in Kuaishou live broadcast, and it is a good story, let me remember even a simple online shopping, even if the purchase of things is no longer worth mentioning, but also to carefully choose, you must carefully and patiently browse the interface, do not know the aspect of communication with the seller to figure out, and even negotiate some specific content, and then put down the order, do "chopper party".
Xia Mei inadvertently brushed the Kuaishou live broadcast special, and the nizi coat was unexpectedly cheap, so she grabbed one. A few days later, when she unpacked the courier, she was still wondering, a coat, the package was very small, so small that her hair had to cover her mouth and laugh. The so-called coat is actually a large and a small two pieces of cloth, five flavors and miscellaneous chen, after asking the seller he smiled helplessly. The seller's presumably means that the big one is the front placket of the clothes, and the small one is the hood.
When Xia Mei told us, we laughed loudly, laughed almost so much that we were running out, wiped our tears vigorously, and bought a large and a small cloth for the result of buying a coat.
Due to various reasons, there was no timely request for refund returns, so I had to accept vignettes. Fortunately, it is not expensive, that's it, otherwise it is really angry.
Xia Mei said that at first she added WeChat with the seller, but for the small depression of a large and a small fabric and communicated with her more times, people actually deleted her!
Xingchong is full of hope for online shopping, sometimes buying a lonely, those lonely shopping does not include yin and yang.
Xia Xiaomei gave the baby a set of chic little clothes from the Internet, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it, so she placed an order.
Maybe in the early years, I didn't know how to buy things on Taobao, and I learned to buy orders by myself, which is a very happy thing. And the moment of receiving the courier, the question of its size is like doing various actions in front of a haha mirror.
Hey? Why is the clothing package so small?
Xia Xiaomei said to herself, a look of doubt, and opened the courier layer by layer, which made her wonder and bewildered and amazed and laughed: How did the baby's clothes become brown sugar?
The clothes turned into brown sugar, which really made us wonder for a moment, and then laughed, and then accepted the brown sugar that Xia Xiaomei shared with us, a small package of brown sugar, tall and high-grade brown sugar, or the first time to drink.
Drink a sip of sweet brown sugar water, and then discuss whether the seller sent the wrong goods or the courier company sent the wrong goods, but the single number is correct, which is also relieved to change from Shanghai to Yunnan, and the analysis results are that it is possible to check the wrong check when placing an order...
Shandong scallions and stars, nun coats and brown sugar, online shopping is ridiculous a lot of things, either the address is filled in incorrectly or the order is negligent, so many small episodes have been derived, which is no longer normal. It's just that the starry flower seeds I sprinkled in the pot, not to mention the bursting pot, not even a single seed sprouted, even if it was watered regularly, it was still bare, which made me pay special attention to the blossoms and lushness...
In terms of online shopping, I am a small white, staged a lot of wonderful moments that make myself angry and laughed and my cheeks are sore, becoming another method of relieving worries and decompression, but this method is occasionally acceptable, if it is repeatedly staged in turn, I will lose the joke of breaking my stomach and laughing, and I will have more chest pounding and stupid remorse.
All of this, the wind knows. It's just that I didn't say it was broken, and I didn't have an epiphany. Some online shopping, although not smiling generously, but occasionally mentioned is happy on the eyebrows, is happy, chewy!
And then what? And then then there's the optimism that went wrong at one moment, the moment of relief and laughter, and that optimism is exactly what we need. Plain and colorful life, you need to adjust yourself, even if there is such a small episode as online shopping, it is also a great wisdom in life...
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Li Ping, pen name LengZi and Mozha, chief reporter, member of the Chinese Writers Association, member of the Gansu Critics Association, vice chairman of the Gansu Branch of the Western Prose Literature Association, and vice chairman of the Linxia Prefecture Writers Association. He has published 11 collections of works, and his anthologies and single works have won the Dunhuang Literature and Art Award of Gansu Province, the Yellow River Literature Award, the "Dongli Cup" National Sun Li Prose Award, the First National Popular Prose Award, the First Flower Literature and Art Award of Linxia Prefecture; the prose poems have won the first, second, and third prizes in the essay contest; and the news works have won the Gansu Provincial Good News Award and other awards.