Transferred from LOFTER@ chaotic clouds flying across
The surface is high and cold, but it is actually the master of extreme cat control x A cat bent by the master's beauty See previous article.
LOFTER@ Humming Humming Green onion fish
There was really no way to blame Wu Yan for his intimate behavior, after all, this was another scene in his eyes.
You said that he was too close to Bu Chonghua is not, the strange field has just arrived, it is normal to recognize the birth, that night the temptation to greet the past, the other party not only did not resent, but gave him a series of hot milk fried fish, all kinds of measures are too enthusiastic to put him confused, thinking of Song Pingqian Ding Wanwan instructions, the eldest nephew Gao Leng autistic people do not come near, dare to be so high cold method?
——Eyebrows and good temperament, but the bridge of the nose can rub his belly, that is called words and deeds, this person knows? The bridge of the nose is higher than the average level of the Chinese people, and every time he sucks the cat's belly, he must be unable to eat, this person has self-consciousness? That fortunately is a cat, if it is a real person, this sticking method can not be called sucking cats, that is called gratuitous harassment, these, Bu Chonghua this person, have you considered?
Can this be called high cold?
And, a big beautiful man has face-to-face zero-distance contact every day, turning him over and over and kneading like dough, so that he quickly bends away, but he throws the pot faster than anyone else with a victimized face, and this grievance cries and collapses the ten Great Walls is not enough to complain, right?
Obviously not enough, since then Bu Chonghua has never slept with him again, and after solemnly declaring several principles of peaceful coexistence in the morning, he was sent to the cold palace on the second floor, the moonlight was long and the moon was getting cooler at night, and there was no body temperature between the floors to be comforted. Not only this, he also tried to get close to Bu Chonghua again, and sure enough, he was evaded, what is the same sex repulsion, ah, this is not faster than the Sichuan Qingcheng faction.
Sad enough to turn into a cat cat worm_(:з"∠)_
This is better to be called "one person changes, two people are sad in vain", he is a lonely cat pitiful to see, curled up in the bed at night and gritted his teeth secretly, step Chonghua Have you tried the taste from dark to dawn.
Really tried, can't sleep more than Wu Yan alone, the next door can't suck the cat after the night insomnia until the sky is getting brighter, a thought of a lump of soft gadgets in his hand is gone, Bu Chonghua tossed and turned the pillow alive into a scallion oil cake, the big change of living prince into a frog This is what kind of trouble, from thrift to luxury, how difficult is it to change from meat to vegetarian?
Then on the morning of the third day, he woke up with two black circles, opened the door and a beautiful kitten crouched in the doorway and "meowed" at him.
Bu Chonghua: .........
The enemy does not move, I do not move the enemy, but whenever I move, I will follow the blind a few random movements, the cat saw that the master was slightly loose, immediately stepped forward, as usual, grabbed the hem of his pants, and "meowed" again.
Bu Chonghua: ...
I'm professionally trained to sugar-coat the shells that don't work for me!
The cat saw that the machine was inching forward, and for the first time in his life, he lit his nails on the master, and no matter how many high-end silk pajamas were scratched, he climbed down the pants leg three or two times to his arm and did not move, hanging upside down the golden bell hard with kraft candy.
Bu Chonghua is embarrassed at the moment, the cat's real body is a living person, so hugging is equivalent to holding a male princess, is it appropriate for the princess to hold the big masters, it is obviously not appropriate; but in other words, think about it, the feel is like yesterday's temperature as yesterday's rush to him, it looks like yesterday, all kinds of signs are roaring towards his pituitary gland and hinting, this is your cat, don't think about those who have none, it is a cat demon is a male cat can not be?
So the top cat control step Chonghua fell again.
LOFTER@ The Year of the Woods
Of course, the fall is limited to some aspects, such as overtime fitness to watch TV and read documents by the way, such as saying goodbye to Wu Yan when leaving and going home, in view of the fact that sleeping together is still too touching the bottom line of good housewives and men, this shooting case surprise progressed to halfway, suddenly becoming a pure love landlord and a beautiful tenant.
Wu Yan sometimes unconsciously changes into a person, the heating is too hot, sleeping on the legs unconsciously appears in human form. At first, Chonghua was still helpless and had to wake up Wu Yan, but after a few times he was already numb, browsing the files without moving, and even skillfully grabbing a blanket to cover the other party.
In this regard, Bu Chonghua was quite critical, and the lecture cat said that it was good to spare clothes around, and it was not a matter of sneaking around the house.
Wu Yan didn't think so, saying that when I was in the shape of a cat, I wasn't naked every day.
Bu Chonghua was speechless.
The good villain had to bow his head under the fence, and Wu Yan's response to this matter was to ask for a short sleeve with Bu Chonghua, and put it on after changing people.
But the effect is not as good as light, for example, one day Wu Yan was looking for food in the cupboard, when bending over, a large piece suddenly appeared, and 80% did not know that holding the pipa half covered face was a few meanings, which showed the importance of reciting the "Pipa Line" in the whole text.
But people this animal is very rational, cats are not, spring to reproduce according to instinct, although I don't know whether Wu Yan is a cat demon cultivating into a spirit, or a person is reduced to a cat, but in fact, it is not bad, courtship must be reproduced, from morning to night from the dawn to the twilight snow white head, but wherever He Chonghua and he meet somewhere in the room, they will see this guy staring at him, and there is no aggression, just make a flower shine on the watery nest sofa stool carpet, the eyes are extremely impure to look at him.
Once he really couldn't help gossiping once, asked Wu Yan, are you a human or a cat?
Wu Yan was picking crabs with chopsticks to eat beautifully, and asked him rhetorically, can cats use chopsticks?
Bu Chonghua was speechless, but he thought to himself, is it that people are still so uncontrolled in the spring?
However, after all, at the end of the capital city across the high-speed rail from them, there are still a group of uncles who have entered the heavens and the earth, so the male cat's transformation into a human is also digested quickly, but there is no palpitation about Wu Yan's impure motives.
The last straw that bent the camel soon came, and Bu Chonghua saw his "toothpick".
LOFTER@ Chen a bucket of police uniform photos
Invasion and deletion (Yang Ge's walking corpse ginseng ~)