If you find that your parents no longer count you buying online, then half of them are also engaged in online shopping.
But when they collide with online shopping, the situation will be out of control.
The home is full of rare treasures that you can't even imagine, the courier is still coming in a steady stream, and the parents who are usually hidden deeply, once you get up, you have to invest more.
From the experience of nearly 30 million middle-aged and elderly people over the age of 50 across the country, you can see the wonderful story of the whole world.
"Son, you don't know how to shop online"
Young people complain that the holiday shopping allowance and the full reduction algorithm are comparable to the Olympic number problem, but Uncle Zhou has already calculated the 27 items in the shopping cart to calculate the most economical and accurate combination plan.
No matter how shrewd the merchant is, he can't fight the uncle and aunt, after all, ginger is still old and spicy.
Aunt Liu, who used to be voice and telephone all over the place, is now planting orchards, stealing water droplets, watering trees, and stealing energy. Every day when you open your eyes to the first sentence, Raqun shares a slash. A toss is fierce, and finally save two and a half dollars.
But Aunt Liu felt very happy, after all, while saving money, there was a kind of satisfaction of promoting mutual assistance between relatives and relatives, and it was doubly effective and good.
Online shopping has become the focus of the three major lives of middle-aged and elderly people together with square dance and dog walking. Under the study day after day, parents' online shopping skills are becoming more and more sophisticated.
Sister Zhu, who once ran all over the supermarket within a radius of five kilometers for a dime, can now brush off 2,000 yuan in 2 hours on a whim, and her heart is happy! Uncle Liu, who does not smile, is now very familiar with chatting with customer service: "Dear, I bought three pieces of your package in a mail? ”
Since you have received the buyer's kindness, you must repay it with a spring. Otherwise, how do you think the "blockbusters" in the comment area that are perfectly composed and have clear close-ups come from? 99% are from meticulous parent-level Chinese good buyers.
@Miss Little Second Sister
The shopping festival has long been more than just a little girl's stay-up party, you never know how many flower glasses behind the screen are also staring at the screen, secretly operating. The explosive models you didn't grab are likely to be pocketed by your fast-eyed parents, you beat your chest, and they sleep soundly.
@Sponge K in water
The courier brother has to come eight times a week, and each time he carries a small mountain-like package, he finally can't help it: "Big sister, is your family a supermarket in the purchase?" ”
The little brother is still too naïve, even if the supermarket purchases will not hoard so much at once.
Toilet paper has been piled up to the ceiling, easy to break with bad tissue, easy to break with good butt. The whole family gave up after three days of misery.
by @half a month is a mystery
The hand paper can be left unused, but a few boxes of pasta will expire without eating it. The whole family racked their brains to eat the noodle cake, eat the meat, wrap the egg to eat, steam it, eat it in the soup, chop it and stir-fry it, and from then on, when it comes to the noodle cake, it is physiological to want to vomit.
Eat until you endure, after all, buy is earned. In order to find the lowest price of dishwashing cloth, Aunt Sun opened a storm search on the whole network, and at the instigation of the preferential price of buying 20 free 5, the upstart bought 100 pieces, and used it happily every day.
Figure by Taobao
They believe that what they have bought through the vicissitudes and sophistication is absolutely correct, and this condescending confidence is fully reflected in the number of purchases. Southerners buy things on one, northerners talk about pounds, and parents talk about tons when they buy online.
The unused bedroom was requisitioned as a storage room, and the living room appeared to be the scene where 10 tons of supplies had been airdropped by 100 helicopters.
by@ Hazelnut King
You haven't seen the world
It's all in Mommy's shopping cart
When you stumble upon an out-of-print collector's-grade vinyl CD on the Internet, you can't help but be smug and feel that you are really a clever ghost. But looking at the package that your parents bought back, you just think that you are a turtle sitting in a well and watching the sky.
2500 yuan bought a 4-meter wooden boat for the grandson, only hoping that when tired, he could quietly stay in the fish pond to find himself.
Compared with the qinggao of the old sun, Li Bo enjoyed the atmosphere of everyone sitting around the stove. As soon as the iron stove arrived, he couldn't wait to roast sweet potatoes for everyone present.
Figure by universe super cute Yuan Dameng
There are also some things that you have never heard of, never seen, even if you hold it in your hand, you don't know what keywords to search for.
Do you know that these multicolored balls have the magic of putting them in the washing machine to help rub clothes, and do you know that something that resembles macaroni has the magic ability to stretch the folds of the sheets?
by@ Yang Yueying _Yyy
It's all about this home! In the midst of your parents' unscrupulous buying and buying, you can catch a glimpse of the prototype of the house that is about to turn upside down.
The background wall of "Splendid Future" contrasts with the rockery fountain fish pond of "Alpine Flowing Water", the Baroque chandelier hangs above the Chinese mahogany table and chair, and the statue of Guan Gong stands on the tablecloth next to the lace side of the girl's heart... Contradictory and harmonious, like a work of heaven.
When you stand in a scene that is more chaotic than the home fair, you are at a loss, but you catch a glimpse of your parents sitting on the "royal four-piece set" sofa. The majestic yellow light makes you want to kneel down and shout to see the queen of the father and the queen.
Even though the home is already packed, they are still excitedly discussing what to buy to add to the house.
So there is a terracotta warrior hidden in the corner of the foyer, and the balcony is thrown a washbasin that is said to be from the Guangxu years, and there is also a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Qing hao sword on it - don't ask, it is a good treasure on the Internet.
Although the home is still 99 national expos away from the Treasure Exhibition Hall, it is only one disco ball away from the KTV nightclub.
Colorful lights reflect a world of drunken fans, and even going to the toilet has become an overly sexy thing. If you have not contributed money and have not contributed to enjoy all this, what qualifications do you have to raise objections?
Every piece is well-intentioned
Love yourself and love others
After dedicating money to the family, my parents finally learned to care for themselves. This is reflected in their 10,000 passion for products with "health regimen" and "good health" effects.
Listening to the sisters say that Ganoderma lucidum powder is good for the body, Aunt Zhao immediately ordered dozens of pounds, as if sending it a day late would delay immortality.
While waiting, I bought 9.9 packs of health ginseng and sent it to find that it seemed to be a radish.
by@'ll be able to eat you
In addition to internal supplementation, it is also necessary to use externally. This two-step health sole massage shoe is almost fatal, and the masochists frown when they see it.
But the old king, who was familiar with Mencius, understood that those who will be entrusted with great responsibilities from heaven will suffer their bones and bones and strain their bodies. So I wore it and insisted on walking 10,000 steps a day, and then collapsed contentedly on the bed with cramps on the soles of my feet.
Sister-in-law Wang couldn't look at the "knotted broken shoe" in her heart, and she only believed in the legendary "weight loss and waist protection" that was discharged by the decomposition of fat through vibration, even if it turned people upside down and had no effect other than flesh pain.
But in the end, it is also a good value for money rational investment, because Sister-in-law Wang can eat two more pieces of braised pork every day with peace of mind.
Health products with the blessing of science and technology are the best tools to conquer the hearts of parents, but whenever you question the product, it will be simply and powerfully rebuffed as "not understanding science".
The so-called "energy bowl" that can absorb pesticide residues from melons, fruits and vegetables is provided by Uncle Li in the best place for feng shui in the cupboard. Whether it's a bowl of soy milk or two pickles, you must open the light in the bowl to eat, otherwise you'd rather not eat it.
by @Su Zimo away from easy to fall into the city
Drinking water is even more important to keep pace with the times. This music health thermos cup that can sing and remind you to drink water and take medicine is highly expected by Aunt Yang. Including but not limited to improving water quality, improving constipation, softening blood vessels, promoting metabolism, etc.
In other words, this cup of water can do anything but save the world.
And Uncle Qian is more rational, spent 1399 to buy an automatic chiming smart watch, each hour to listen to it shout a sentence "nine o'clock positive, I wish you good health" has been refreshed.
Practice your muscles and bones on the outside, and practice your breath inside. When the naughty value rises in the power index, parents are also reborn in the quenching of the online shopping tide.
The experience they have spent with real money and silver is all used for the enthusiasm of sending couriers to their children.
They intimately search for customized and applicable products for you, accurate descriptions, to the point, and words to the heart. No matter how skilled your circle of friends is, in the eyes of your parents, it is all the emperor's new clothes.
I thought that no longer urging marriage was the progress of my parents, but I didn't expect that they would send their ardent expectations into a "sending charm", regardless of the cruel fact that their daughter did not even have a boyfriend.
Figureby knows the user Ni Hao
The girl cried and laughed at her parents' excessive long-term consideration, and the boy's distress was how to convince his mother that he was no longer a child.
When the girlfriend first came to the house, she glanced at the coral fleece cartoon pajamas on the bed, and then stared at the 29-year-old, bearded, slightly balding pajama owner next to her with a perverted look.
When they have unparalleled pleasure in online shopping, your family status is even more precarious, and even the sweeping robot can please your parents more than you.
Thankfully, you can still make a small effort. For example, tie your payment account to your family's utility bills, or go downstairs and run errands a few more times. As your mother said, if raising children is not to help with the courier, it will be meaningless.