After all, the present man will meet the sages, and the sages may not wait to see the present people.
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Kang Xi: Xiao Xuanzi, I heard that there are a group of "modern calligraphy masters", looking at this work, it seems to be very powerful?
Wei Xiaobao: Back to the emperor, Wei Chen did not understand calligraphy, and immediately went to invite a few high-ranking people to take a look.
1. Ouyang Zhongshi
Li Bai: Who raises loach?
Zhu Xi: Old Li, have you drunk too much? This is recognized as a master calligraphy.
Li Yong: This family is right, the lines are smooth and smooth, I can't keep the pen, and I really look like loach.
Li Bai: You see, the family still supports me. Go back and buy some large roasted iron loach.
Wen Tianxiang: Whose word is this? A little restless, jumping around, jumping up and down. Clear soup is like water, but also teppanyaki, too white brother love to drink brush pot water ah?
Zhu Xi: This brush pot of water is not cheap, millions of a pot.
2. Zhang Hai
Shi Tao: It is said that this is a high official in charge of calligraphy, and I have to light incense and worship him.
Zheng Banqiao: Cut, official fan! It's useless, you were born with a monk's life. I went home to sell sweet potatoes...
Fan Chengda: Ran away from the two places, said calligraphy.
Shi Tao: Cough, the topic is off track because this guy is writing a little off. Flutteringly, there is no ancient meaning, there is no form and no connotation, there is tacky and no truth. I can't use a pen, scribble, matchsticks for meetings.
Zheng Banqiao: I am "rocky street", he is "a pile of decaying wood". Not alive, impermeable, not tough, not thick, just an empty shelf.
Fan Chengda: Yes, at first glance, there is no cultivation, empty and empty. It was so dirty, I washed my eyes with an 84 to go!
3. Nie Chengwen
Xu Wei: What is this? Like an old lady's torn stinking shroud.
Zhang Yuzhao: Oh, Elder Brother Wen's high eyes! But this shroud is very expensive. His famous quote is "Let go and write, my new attempt".
Xu Wei: Let go? There was no internal qi, and the middle palace was very tight and could not be released at all. The lines are frivolous, numb, not into the paper, fancy, big flickering.
Yang Xin: They are all old ancestors, so they will save some face for future generations.
Xu Wei: Face? Did they learn from us and write this broken word to save us face? (Scolding) @#¥%&*§※ Positive ⊙No
Zhang Yuzhao: Brother Yang, why don't you call the police? Elder Brother Wen has been scolding for three days and three nights...
4. He Yinghui
Bada Shanren: Halo, what is this thing? A bunch of little tadpoles.
Ouyang Xiu: The mountain man metaphor is too graphic. There is no gas, chaotic, glyph lines twisting, too many small actions, not straight, less bright, low-cut times... Oh, white brother, it's your poem.
Bai Juyi: Come on, I said how lately I have been stepping on dog dung, but I can find the root of my bad luck - copying poems with this word is equivalent to drawing a circle of curses.
Bada Shanren: Yes, that is... Who was it that was pulled away by 120 just now?
Ouyang Xiu: Xu Wenchang, right? Go, go and see!
5. Cao Baolin
Zhang Jizhi: Oh, old rice, your brain residue powder is coming.
Mifu: Where? Oh, beyond the fur. There is no ancient qi, no bone, no righteousness, a rotten straw smell. I am really upside down, he is pretending, I am eight-sided striker, he is eight-sided leaky. Believe it or not, I drink three pounds of liquor and stand up with my feet better than him.
Lu Kamzhi: Whether others believe it or not, I believe it anyway.
Zhang Jizhi: I also believe. Lao Mi is known as "a collection of ancient characters", and eventually becomes his own physique. Learning from the ancient is not brain-dead, learning is not ancient is brain-disabled, and learning without turning into more brain-dead.
Mi Fu and Lu Kam Zhi: You are too talented.
6. Wei Tianchi
Zhiyong: Amitabha, judging from the works, this benefactor is too murderous, the evil qi is too strong, the turbidity is swollen, the tacky heart is smoked, there is no sign of life, the pretense, the hypocrisy, and the outstanding representative of the "false and empty evil customs". Wang Mian's poems, Xu Wei's roots... Where are Wang Mian and Xu Wei?
Tang Bohu: Master don't shout, Wang Mian threw up while xu Wei was still rescuing.
Chi-yong: Zenza Zenya. If the two old men are angry, why is this whole?
Zhuge Liang: That's very simple, let them take a look at this work, directly angry and die?
7. Chen Zhenlian
Cao Zhi: This word is really handsome, eighteen girls a flower. Reading the words is talented, but the excavation is not deep, the drum is hard, and the design components are too heavy. The rouge powder is too much, it seems thin and floaty, and it is childish.
Cai Xiang: Can be more talented than you Ah Zi Jian brother, "Roselle Endowment", "White Horse Chapter" crown cover ancient and modern.
Zhuangzi: Talented and slow, deep, quiet, ancient, simple, Si is a great talent. Looking at the brilliance, soul and weather of this calligraphy, small tricks, small talents, not yet as good as Cao Zijian's toes.
Cao Zhi: Is it okay to make fun of me? I will immediately write "Seven Steps" and scold you.
Zhuangzi: Oh, don't be in a hurry to scold, I opened the iPhone6s video and started...
8. Wang Dongling
Wang Xun: What is this crazy man doing? Singing? Late croissant?
Liu Gongquan: Lao Wang, how did you come up and get on fire? This is your royal calligraphy master.
Wang Xun: It's really disgraceful and humiliating. Full of dryness, banditry, fireworks, soul and psychological restlessness, defiling traditions, fooling the people, misleading post-learning, and unforgivable sins.
Liu Gongquan: If the heart is not correct, the pen is not correct. It is also a matter of engaging in some crooked ways, fooling around with fame and fortune, fooling some ignorant audiences and the media, and being used by certain speculators. Lao Wang, this size is much larger than your Boyuan Thesis.
Ando one: Cough. pediatrics.
Liu Gongquan: Oh, the originator of the big character, Brother An, is here. Don't look at these spiritual junk foods anymore. Today the seafood city opened, Brother Wang, Brother An, go, eat kelp to go!
9. Congratulations
Huang Xiang: Oh, well-behaved, tangled Lanzhou ramen.
Huang Tingjian: Just a few typos in these three and a half sentences, I took You. Guan Zi twisted and twisted, crowded and closed, full of demonic qi, the line can be seen that this person is narrow-minded, insufficiently cultivated, and has a very low level of thought. Can show off, good drilling, not kind.
Cai Jing: This brother's character has exploded, and he has a fight with Master Tai.
Huang Xiang: If you shut up, your mouth will be hard.
Huang Tingjian: Because people have abandoned art, it has existed since ancient times. Ideological decadence and moral decline, today's people have far surpassed the ancients, but many people today do not know. Brother Emperor Elephant, fish out the oil pan of Master Cai, and fry it later.
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