#微頭條生活養成計劃#
到底什麼是生活？很現實，句句戳心
When you have no money, you eat wild
vegetables at home.
當你沒有錢的時候，待在家裡吃野菜。
When you have money, you eat the same wild
vegetables at a fine restaurant.
當你有錢的時候，坐在高檔餐廳裡吃着同樣的野菜。
When you have no money, you ride a bicycle;
when you have money, you ride an exercise
machine.
當你沒有錢的時候，騎着自行車；
當你有錢的時候，騎着健身車。
When you have no money, you dream of
marriage;
when you have money, you dream of divorce.
當你沒錢的時候，夢想着結婚；
當你有錢之後，卻又想着離婚。
When you have no money, your wife becomes a secretary;
when you have money, your secretary
becomes your wife.
當你沒錢的時候，你的老婆變成了秘書；
當你有錢之後，秘書卻變成了你的老婆。
When you have no money, you act like a rich
man; when you have money, you act like a poor man.
當你沒錢的時候，表現得像個富豪；
當你有錢的時候，卻又裝的像一個窮人。
Man, O man, never tells the truth.
人啊，永遠都不會講真話。
He says the stock market is bad but keeps
speculating.
他說股票市場很亂但總是保持投機心理。
He says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
他說鈔票是魔鬼但一直賺錢。
He says high positions are lonely but strive to
get them.
他說高職位太孤獨卻一直晉升。
He says smoking and drinking are bad for
health but keeps partaking.
他說吸煙喝酒有害健康但總是參與其中。
He says heaven is good but refuses to go.
他說天堂很美好卻拒絕去那個地方。
What is life about?
到底什麼是生活？
At one, you are the top priority.
一歲的時候，你是最主要的。
At 10, academic excellence is the top priority.
十歲的時候，成績是最主要的。
At 20, dating is the top priority.
二十歲的時候，約會是最主要的。
At 30, a promising career is the top priority.
三十歲的時候，好工作是最主要的。
At 40, keeping your body in shape is the top
priority.
四十歲的時候，身材是最主要的。
At 50, competing with others is your top
priority. 五十歲的時候，競争是最主要的。
At 60, having a united family is your top
priority. 六十歲的時候，家庭和睦是最主要的。
At 70, being capable of remembering
something is the top priority.
七十歲的時候，回憶是最主要的。
At 80, moving around is the top priority.
八十歲的時候，活動是最主要的。
At 90, knowing directions is your top priority.
九十歲的時候，方向是最主要的。
At 100, having a nice portrait of yourself on the wall is your top priority.
當一百歲的時候，牆上你的肖像才是最主要的。
