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【每天更新,看笑話輕松學英語系列12:下面這個笑話,請大家純粹從學語言,和幽默搞笑的角度看即可,不要當成新聞,當成事實,

作者:觀世問道

【每天更新,看笑話輕松學英語系列12:

下面這個笑話,請大家純粹從學語言,和幽默搞笑的角度看即可,不要當成新聞,當成事實,上綱上線,較真兒,擡杠。

一本正經的人,你們過得非常可悲,人要是自己一點幽默感都沒有,甚至連别人的幽默也欣賞不了,俗話說連相聲都聽不懂,連獨幕喜劇都看不懂。生活還有什麼樂趣?

你要屬于這樣的天生沒有幽默感的人,請繞道。

笑點在最後一句!】#每天打卡背單詞# #英語# #國際#

再三強調,下面這個隻是個杜撰的笑話。這不是新聞,也不是事實啊。不要擡杠。你連這個道理要是不懂的話,你這輩子跟幽默無緣。

Vladimirr Putinm, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids.

He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk, there is some time for questions.

Little Sasha puts her hand up and says

"I have two questions: Why did the Russians take Crimea? And why are we sending troops to Ukraine?"

Putinm says "Good questions..." But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go for lunch.

When they come back, they sit back down and there is time for some more questions so another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says,

"I have four questions. My Questions are: Why did the Russians invade Crimea? Why are we sending troops to Ukraine? Why did the bell go 20 minutes early for lunch? And where is Sasha?"#每天打卡背單詞# #英語# #幽默搞笑段子#

【每天更新,看笑話輕松學英語系列12:下面這個笑話,請大家純粹從學語言,和幽默搞笑的角度看即可,不要當成新聞,當成事實,
【每天更新,看笑話輕松學英語系列12:下面這個笑話,請大家純粹從學語言,和幽默搞笑的角度看即可,不要當成新聞,當成事實,
【每天更新,看笑話輕松學英語系列12:下面這個笑話,請大家純粹從學語言,和幽默搞笑的角度看即可,不要當成新聞,當成事實,

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